Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1882 — Five Thousand Fetters [ARTICLE]

Five Thousand Fetters

Have been received by proprietor of the White Wine of Tar Syrup, from parties claiming to be cured of consumption by its use. “Oh, say, ma!” exclaimed a bright 0-year-old girl, at dinner at a hotel, “hasn’t that man over there got dreadful big cars?” “Hush, child; the gentleman might hear vou,” cautioned her mother. “Well, I guess if he couldn’t hear me with those ears,” quickly chirped the youngster, “he had better haul ’em down." —Commercial Advertiser.