Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1882 — An Important Discovery [ARTICLE]

An Important Discovery

Has been made whereby a successful vegetable combination has been introduced, which acts upon the bowels, the liver and the kidneys, and at the same time imparts strength and vitality to the entire system. Burdock Blood Bitters constitute this important discovery. Price SI.OO. “I’ve lost a patient, ” said a doctor, sitting down to a boarding-house dinner table, while a frown on his face was as dark as a gunpowder poultice. “I am sorry to hear it Man or woman?” asked one of the boarders. “A man.” “When did he die?” “Die, dam him; he’s not dead. He stopped taking my medicine, got well, and ran away without paying the bill. ”