Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 October 1882 — At the Toronto Police Court. [ARTICLE]

At the Toronto Police Court.

Maud Brown glided in with an air quite dramatic, and when charged with being drunk and of conduct erratic, denied she was guilty in terms most emphatic. Her drinks she summed up like a true mathematic, to show that they could not have made her ecstatic ;l)nt the magistrate heard with a mein most phlegmatic. Maud’s appearance was not real aristoratic, for she looked as if living in cellar or attic, and had been on a whirl or motion ‘gyratic.’ It perhaps' went against her—her looks so lymphatic—for her sentence was strongly, severely stigmatic, and for two months she will study the science called static.— Toronto Mail.