Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 September 1882 — FAVORITISM [ARTICLE]

FAVORITISM

is a bad thing, but Dr. Pierce’s •‘Favorite Prescription ” deserves its name. It is a certain cure for those pain ml maladies and weak- i nessi s which embitter the lives of many women. | Of druggists. “No, sir,” said Dr. Jalap. “I wouldn't have | that apple tree cut down for money. ” “But , vou never get any fruit from it, argued fcrown; “the boys steal all the apples before - they are half ripe.” “That’s just it,” replied ; the"doctor, with a quiet smile; “that treo stands me in a good thousand every season. ” 1 —Boston Transcript. Being entirely vegetable, no particular care > is required while using Dr. Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets.” They operate without disturbance to the constitution, diet or occupation. For sick headache, constipation, impure blood, dizz news, sour eructations from the ! stomach, bai taste in mouth, bilious attacks, pain in region of k dneys, internal fever, bloat- i ed leeliug about stomach, rush of blood to head, take Dr. Pierce’s “pellets.” By druggists. Careful inquiry has developed the fact that when circus clowns become too old for their business they buy a farm and settle j down. This is done so they can go out ! where the cows feed and pick up the corn- ■ under-’em.— .Vein York Commercial Advertiser. If bilious, or suffering from- impurity of 1 blood, or weak lungs, and fear consumption (scrofulous disease of the lungs), take Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery” and it will cure you. By druggista Doctor —“ Well, Pat, have you taken that box of pills I sent you?” Pat—“ Yes, sir, be jabers, I have; but I don’t feel any better vet. I think mavbe the lid hasn’t come off yet.” ‘ Dr. Winchell’s Teething Syrup is just the medicine for mothers to have in the ! bouse for the children. It will cure colds, i coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. : Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect. Sold by all | druggists. ' A burglee got into the house of a lawyer the other day. After a terrible struggle the : lawyer succeeded in robbing him. Ask your physician and he will tell you that for all.the'elements which give health, strength anil vigor to the system there is nothing better than pure malt. Only the purest malt is used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bitters. Never insult a milkman by asking him what watering place he is going to in the sum- j mer.— Boston Transcript.