Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 September 1882 — Flies and Bugs. [ARTICLE]

Flies and Bugs.

Flies, roaches, ants, bedbugs, rats, mice,' gophers, chipmunks cleared out by ‘‘Hough on Rats.” 15c. The family physician asked the clergyman satirically how the patriarchs came to live so long. "Because they took no physic,” said the minister. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, ami all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard <V Co., proprietors. New York. Sold by druggists. “The French speak in the nose, the Gerpians in the throat, and the English through the teeth. ’’ Either of which is more agreeable than speaking through the telephone. Bing a song of hair oil, Pocket minus chink, Four and twenty editors Spilling printers’ ink ; Now the pen goes faster, Wonder what they mean; Guess they must be wilting ads. For the improved Carboiine.

Sydney Smith said to his vestry, in reference to a block pavement about St. Paul’s; “All you have got to do, gentlemen, is to put your heads together and the thing is done.” Common coeds neglected cause onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in every cough, often using as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system. Eilebt's Extract of Tar and Wild Cherry will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward off consumption. When an editor refers to a man as “a miserable polecat,” and is promptly accused of gross flattery, it looks rather dubious for the person referred to.—Flostow Post. “Nothing like it. ” So remarked one of our most successful physicians the other day, speaking of Hops and Malt Bitters. “It has completely cured one of the most obstinate cases of dyspepsia ever brought to my notice. ” It is stated that they have cucumbers two feet long in Kentucky.' but they do not say how long they have the stomach-ache. Uncle Sam’s Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. hy ought wicked people to go carriage driving often? Because it frequently admonishes them to “keep to the right.” The Frazer Axle Grease is the very best. A trial will prove we are right. Received first premium at North Carolina State fair, Centennial and Paris Exposition. When an Oil City man’s wife gave birth to twins he was surprised into saving, “Cut a two-spot, by gosh. ”

The best and cheapest Car Star ter is sold by Borden, Selleck & Co., Chicago, 111. With it one man can move a loaded car. “Keep oft' the grass” is a corporation way of interdicting a certain class of dueling; it forbids the public to cross swards. Lyon’s Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners keep new boots and shoes from running over. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers. The mosquito is little, but his brave example is contagious. He makes the most cowardly come to the scratch. Tby the new brand, Spring Tobacco. The man who boasts Of his ancestral timber may be safely set down as a stick. Warn er’» Safe Kidney and Uver Cure.