Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 September 1882 — "A DROP OF JOY IN EVERY WORD." [ARTICLE]

"A DROP OF JOY IN EVERY WORD."

Da. R. V. Wfalo, N. Y.: Thro, months agonlwas broken but with large nicer* and sores- my -body, limbs and face. Xprocured your ‘Golden Medical Discovery” and “ Purgative P«Afetk,r a»d have token six bottles and to-day lam in good health, afi those ugly nicer* having healed and left to in » rafruraL healthy condition. I thought at one tune that I could not be cured. Aitw»gM ®* n hut poorly express my gratitude there is a drop of joy in every word MTlb. Yours truly, James O. Bkllis, Fleming ten, N. J. “Discovery ” sold by druggists. •Lor’ missus," said an old darky, “what mek you pay money fur to send de chile to school* I got one «m*rt boy, Jonas, but I lams him myself.’” “But, Aunt Charlotte," replied the lady, “now can ye», teach the child when von don’t know jffiber from another?” “How I teach nfjsr' said the woman. “I jis mek him tek de book an’ set down on de flo’, an’ den I say, ‘Jonas, you tek ye eye from da# book; much less leggo him, an' - 1 skins you alive!’ ” Dr. R. V. Piebce’s “ Golden Medical Discovery” cures every kind of hnmor, from the common pimple or eruption to the worst scrofula. Four to six bottles cure salt rheum or tetter. One to five bottles cure the worst kind of pimples on the face. Two to four bottles dear the system of boils, carbuncles and sores. Five to eight bottles cure corrupt or running ulcers and the worst scrofula. By druggists, and in half dozen and dozen lots at great discount. , Fogg asserted that he knew a woman who never appended a postscript to a letter. Everybody was astonished until he informed the company that the woman he referred to didn’t know how to write. Weak lungs, spitting of blood, consumption and kindred affections cured without physician. Address for treatise, with twe stamps, World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y. Chicago Cheek has an editorial headed “ Will the World Miss Us?” Oh, we don’t know. Somebody else would start another paper within three hours. We should miss you very much, but the world is cold.— Peck's S u a. z Ask your physician and he will tell you that for all the elements which give health, strength and vigor to the system there is nothing better than pure malt. Only the purest malt is used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bitters. “Jones, why do you send your wash to a Chinaman?” Jones—“l don’t.” “Youdon’t?” Jones—“No; he comes and gets it.” We can assure any person having a bald head or troubled with dandruff that Cnrboli-.ie, a deodorized extract of petroleum, will do all that is claimed tor it. ft will not stain the most delicate fabric and is delightfully perfumed. A California paper thinks it is ungrateful for girls to commit suicide, it costs so much to raise them. Uncle Sam’s Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It’ improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. A dynamite mine in Russia is not nearly so destructive as a bran-new $10,000,000 silver mine in Colorado. _ Pure ood-liveb oil, from selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard A Co., N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. Before an apple becomes cider it must go the rounds of the press. Chapped hands, face, pimple* and rough skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New York. It must be greasy work, this getting up a corner in pork.