Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 September 1882 — Vennor’s Predictions. [ARTICLE]

Vennor’s Predictions.

Vennor’s predictions so far have been wonderfully correct. He says 1882 will be remembered as a year of great mortality. German Hop Bitters should be used by everybody. Iconoclastic photography: • The horse has always been spoken of as a noble auimal; but the instantaneous photographs which have lieen made of him threaten to bring him into well-merited contempt You can’t respect an animal who looks like a kangaroo witn a broken back. Murder will out, so will the fact that Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the natural hair renewer and restorer, is the best preparation ever invented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands of genuine ct .ificates now in our possession abundantly prove. A convention of Land Leaguers decided to make the watermelon Ireland’s national emblem, because it has the green above the red. Ask your physician and he will tell you that Cascara is one of the best vegetable remedies for Dyspepsia, Constipation and Kidney difficulties. It is freely used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bitters. Julia Ward Howe says women do not fall in love any more. Perhaps not, but they continue to have all the symptoms. Over 200,000 Howe Scales have been sold, and the demand increasing continually. Borden, Selleck <fc Co., Agents, Chicago, 111. A substantial literary repast may be had from Lamb, Hogg, Bacon and Crabbe. Thom oi will season it There is no need of being imposed on if yon will insist on having the Frazer Brand of Axle Grease. One greasing will last two weeks. When a man gets bald he'll take hair of somebody else. Tax the new brand, Spring Tobacco.

Had I a careful and pleasant companion that should show me my angry face in a glass I should not at all take it ill; to behold a man’s self so unnaturally disguised and disordered will conduce not a little to the impeachment of anger.—Plutarch.