Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 September 1882 — OUR PROGRESS. [ARTICLE]

OUR PROGRESS.

Aa stages are quickly abandoned with the completion of railroads, so the huge, drastic, cathartic pills, composed of crude and bulky medicinee. are quickly abandoned with the introduction of Dr. Pieroe’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” which are sugar-coated and little larger than mustard seeds, but composed of highly concentrated vegetable extracts. By druggists. Some of ’em are very like Cousin John Thrasher’s man who told him he wanted to be door-keeper; but Cousin John had promised to vote for another feller, and so, to get rid of him, he says: “Why Jim did you ever keep a door? ” ‘No,” says he. Did von ever study a book on keeping a door? ‘I never did,” says he. “Well, did you ever attend lectures in Augusta, or anywhere, on how to keep a door?” “Of course not,” says he. “Well, mv dear sir, you had better go back home, and prepare yourself by the next session, and I’ll vote for you.”— BUl Arp, in Atlanta Constitution.