Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 September 1882 — It Will Never Do. [ARTICLE]

It Will Never Do.

It won’t do to neglect such symptoms of ill-health and approaching decay as sediment in the urine, painful urination, urinary sediment, etc. When thus afflicted the kidneys and urinary system need immediate strengthening, else'loss of memory, universal lassitude, disturbing' dreams and general prostration foliotv in their turn, and a shattered nervous system and broken-down constitution makes life miserable, and premature death or paralysis inevitable. To counteract the effect of such an unnatural drain, use Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, It will strengthen the parts affected, stop the unnatural drain and check all decay. Ask your drtiggest to get it for you. Poole, the tailor, was taking holiday at Brighton, and one morning, on the pier, he met one of his noble customers. “Good morning, Mr. Poole,” said the peer. “Good morning, my Lord,” replied the tailor, svho passed on. “ Stay, Mr. Poole; 15vant to show you this coat,” replied the aristocrat. “It doesn’t fit me at all.” Poole was a man of ready wit. He stopped, looked carefully at the coat, and then, a piece of chalk from his pocket, said: “ Your Lordship is right; the coat wants to be taken in here, and let out here, and shortened here, and lengthened a bit here and at each “here” he made a heavy chalk mark. “Now, my Lord,” he continued as he sa5V a curious crowd had gathered around, “if you svill just take that coat up to London, marked aS it is, my manager will see that it is altered to your satisfaction. His Lordship did not again commit the impertinence of “talking shop” to Poole. A writer, signing himself “A well man,” writes: “I was ill for years with weakness; urinary sediment and weak kidneys, palpitation of the heart, bad dreams, etc., were some of the symptoms. I took two bottles of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla and now can-sign myself a well man?’