Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1882 — Don’t Die in the House. [ARTICLE]

Don’t Die in the House.

“Rough on Rats.’’ Clears out rats, mice, roaches, bedbugs, flies, ants, moles, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. “Yes,” said the Indiana farmer, “I bhd to sell or kill all my dogs. You see, I wanted to get credit for $5,000, and as lojg as I kept the. dogs folks would think I was poor and untrustworthy.”—.Boston Post. \ Ask your physician and he will tell you that Cascara is one of the best vegetable remedies for Dyspepsia, Cdrfktipation and Kidney difficulties. It is freely used tn Uie preparation of Hops pud Malt Bitters. The army contractor’s small pleasantry: “Of course, these breeches are going to give way ; but what care our gallant soldiers ? They can cover themselves with glory.” j The Howe Scales have all the latest improvements. It ;s true economy to buy the best. Borden, Selleck & Co., Agents, Chicago, HL A Denver Alderman spells water with two t's. He doubtless thinks it better to have too much “ t ” in his water than too much water in his “t.” _ Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound is a perfect specific in all chronic diseases peculiar to women. What is the difference between the leader of an orchestra and a hook ready for fishing ? One has a baton and the other has a bait on. £_i * '» ■a' Tby the new brand, Spring Tobacco. Likely to be a mvrrh maid—the apothecary’s daughter.— Boston Transcript.