Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1882 — THE BILIOUS, [ARTICLE]

THE BILIOUS,

dyspeptic or constipated should address, with two stumps, for pamphlet, World's Dispensary Medical Association. Buffalo, N. Y. Little Eddie T. was sick of gastric fever, peevish and fretful, but he seemed to want the idea to prevail that it wasn't much trouble to attend him. His mamma, while bathing his brow, soothingly remarked : “ What is home without a mother?" The young rascal immediately snapped out: “Well, what would mother be without a home ?” Who has not seen the fair, fresh young girl traLsltnned in a ftw months into the pale, La.gaid, disi iritcd wcmau? The sparkling eyes are dimmed, and the ringing laugh heard no more. Too often the causes are disorders of the system which Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription” would remedy in a short time. Remember that the “Favorite Prescription,” wilt unfailingly cure all “female weakno-ses,” and restore health and beauty. By all druggists. Send three stamps for Dr. Pierce’s treati- e on D seas< s of Women (96 pages). Address World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. A German actor, anxious to secure some applause and unable to pay for a claque, secured place in the gallery for his nine children and instructed them carefully as to the moment when they should clap their hands and shout “bravo! ” The moment arrived at last, and to his amazement a chorus of nine children called out: “Bravo, papa, bravo.” If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have frequent headaches, mouth fasts s bad, poor appetite, tongue coated, you are suffering from torpid liver, or “ biliousness.” Nothing will cure you so speedily and permanently as Dr. Pierce’s “ Golden Medical Discovery.” By all diTiggis's._ Woman’s rights and lefts.—E'derly spinster (who is being measured for a pair of boots) : “And mind that von make one larger than the other.” Attendant (with astonishment): “Thenthey won’t be fellows, ma’am!” E. 8. (with asperity) : “ Certainly not; Ido not like fellows, and will have nothing to do with them.”— July.

“ Yellow Pete.” A gentleman well known in Pittsburgh, Pa., had business relations in the West Indies, and went over to give the matter his personal supervision and attention. He there contracted a bilious affection, and his liver was in such a state of torpidity that it was utterly’ incapable of performing its functions. He tried many' mehns to bring it back to a healthy' condition and restore the system to a state of activity, but without success, until one day’ he was fortunate enough to have Burdock Blood Bitters recommended, and now his health is entirely restored Read what was his experience. It speaks for Itself: “After spending a few years in Jamaica I returned to this country about played out physically. My complexion was so changed that they used to call me Yellow Pete. I traveled much and tried everything I could think of to act upon the liver, but nothing seemed to do me any good, until one day I happened to hear of Burdock Blood Bitters. I tried it, and consider there is nothing like it. My sallow complexion is gone, and it has toned up the weak spots in my system generally’. “Peter L. Collins, “Pittsburgh, Pa.” Such was Mr. Collins’ experience, which is corroborated by hundreds of other unsolicited testimonials equally as reliable, proving that Burdock Blood Bitters now supplies a want long needed, and that as a remedy' for acting upon the blood, the liver and the kidneys it is simply peerless. Sold by' all druggists. “What shall my song be to-night?” said Miss Tibbs at the tea table. “We are going to have a mnsicale. I think I shall try ‘Within a Mile of Elinboro’.’” “Seems to me,” said Jones, the undaunted, “I would try something I could come within less than a mile of.” Miss T. says she thinks Lieut. Jones is horrid.— Boston Transcript. Jilo itl-Poisoning—An Alarming Discovery. Half the people are suffering and may die from this fatal complaint. Diseases of the kidneys and liver are the principal causes. As a cure we can only recommend German Hop Bitters.— Journal of Health. A physician in Paris being called to attend a very pretty actress, after duly feeling her pulse and looking at her tongue, pronounced that marriage was the only cure. “ You are single, arc you no', my dear doctor ? ” she asked. “Yes, madam; but the doctors only prescribe remedies; they do not take them.” was the rejoinder. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force-generating and life-sustaining properties ; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia. nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. A young Wall street broker annoyed everybody within hearing by constantly singing, “I wishl werea da'sy, "nntilan old fellow shouted in a stentorian tone. “I wish I were a cow.” Whereupon the young man asked, “What would you do then?” “Oh,” growled he, “1 would chew you no and put a stop to your infernal singing.”—JVew York Commercial Advertiser. Dr. Justin Hayes has re-leased his present location for five years.. It is centrally located at 167 Wabash ave., adjoining the Palmer House. He has five stories (with elevator) for the accommodation of patients who wish to remain in the Institute. He has added to his already elaborate electrical means two of the latest improved Static machines. During his twenty years of practice in Chicago he has brought his combined treatment into a sytem of practice truly worthy of the high appreciation that his friends and patrons have placed upon it. An Irish footman, having carried a basket of game from his master to a friend, waited a considerable length of time for the customary fee, but. finding no present appeared, scratched his head and said : “ Sir. if my master should say, ‘Paddy, what did the gent’eman give vou?’ what would your Honor have me tell him?"

UNCLE SAM’S CONDITION POWDERS should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes tlie growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. Aurelia wants to know if “she should give her hand where her heart cannot follow ?” Thunder, no ! Keep your hand and play it for all there is in it, heart or no heart. Lots of times when you haven’t a shadow of a trump you can catch him on suit. — Hawk-Eye. DR. WINCHELL S TEETHING SYRUP is ‘ just the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, I coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect' Sold by all druggists. “I didn-’t order that whisk -broom,” growled a man in a Nassau street restaurant, pointing to a plate the waiter had just brought. “ Whv, that is not a broom, sir?” " What is it, then? ’ i demanded the guest. “ Asparergrass,” was the reply.—j Veto York Commercial Advertiser. Ash your physician and he will tell you that for all those tonic properties which strengthen and invigorate, there is nothing known in the vegetable kingdom equal to hops. They are a prominent ingredient in Hops and Malt Bitters. “I don’t know how it is,” said Jack Dumb- ' thump, “ everybody is forever quoting ‘ igno- I rance is bliss,’ and yet I am not happy.” ■ “ That’s because you’ve just got enough sense ; to know what a fool you are,” commiseratively ■ replied a sarcastic neighbor. Those who use Carboline, as now improved ! and perfected, the great petroleum hair renew- I er, are always distinguished by the beautiful soft texture of the han: produced by the use of . |hat nwwt exquisite Ql fth toilet preparations. '