Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 September 1882 — Skinny Men. [ARTICLE]

Skinny Men.

“Wells Health Renewer,” restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. sl. Druggists. Send for pamphlet io E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N. J. A Comstock Edison came into the Chronicle office, his countenance radiant, and announced that his fortune was made. “How so?” inquired the envious editor. “ I have discovered a substance that will destroy the odor of cloves.”— Virginia (Aeu.) Chronicle. Cabboline, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and restorer, as improved and perfected, challenges the world and stands without a rival among the hair dressings, and is a universal favorite with the ladies. “Mv big rat,” “My own darling green rabbit,” “The idolized pig of my dreams,” etc., was what a French wife wrote to a Captain of artillery, and her husband asked for a separation. Thousands of infants and children die at this season of the year from Cholera Infanttam or summer complaint. This fearful disease can be cured by Dr. Winchell’s Teething Syrup, which never fails to give immediate relief, even in the most severe cases. Sold by *ll Druggists. At a restaurant on a Virginia railroad a traveler threw a piece of pie out of the window and had to pay -f3OO for breaking three ribs of a boy. He d.dn’t know it was loaded, but they wouldir { take that excuse. Ask your physician and he will tell you that {Juchu is one of the best, surest and safest remedies for aiding, strengthening and cleansing the kidneys. It is one of the ingredients of Hops and Malt Bitters.

“ I GUEes dad wishes we’d all die and go to heaven,” said a miser’s son to his maternal parent. “Why so?” she asked, upon recovering from her astonishment. “Oh, ’cause heaven’s such a cheap .place to live in.” Eilert's Daylight Liver Pills are a reliable <emedy for biliousness, headache, constipation and liver diseases, and are the best preventive of fevers known. Sold by Druggists. “How could you think of calling auntie stupid? Go to het immediately and tell her you are sorry.” Freddie goes to his auntie and savs, “ Aunty, I am sorry you are so stupid.”— Hartford Times. Pube ood-liveb oil, from selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard <fc Co., N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. Congressman Hardenburgh, of New Jersey, fell out of bed and broke his leg. When a Congressman once goes to lied, it should be for an all-night session.— Lowell Citizen.

PUEBERVZ your harness by using Uncle Sam’s Harness Oil, which closes the pores, keeps out dust or dampness, making it soft and pliable. Bold by Harness Makers. She —“ Patsey, air you extetic?” He—“ Say what ar you givin’us?” She—“ Yon know; air yon fond of broken crockery, and them things ?” Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. St. Louis boasts of- a man who has not laughed in twenty years. He is possibly an interlocutor in a “first-class” minstrel troupe. —Yonhers Statesman. Where machinery is used the Drew Oil Cup will save 50 per cent, of oil. Write for circular. Borden, Selleck <fc Co., Chicago, IIL Miss Lilliphace says she uses powder merely to take the shine off her face, but Fogg thinks she uses it to take the shine off the other women’s faces.— Boston Transcript. The Frazer Axle Grease lasts four times as long as any other. Use it, and save your horses and wagons. A trial will prove that we are right “ Excuse baste and a bad pen,” said the pig, as he broke out of his stye and ran off.—Autimore American. Hobses, cattle, sheep and hogs are cured of distemper, coughs, colds, fevers and most other diseases by Uncle Sam’s Condition Powder. Bold by Druggists. Men should learn humility. A lightning-bug has six legs, a man only two.