Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 August 1882 — "Pour on Oil.” [ARTICLE]

"Pour on Oil.”

L. P. Follett, .Marion, Ohio, state* that he has used Thomas' Ecleotric Oil for burns, end has fonnd nothing to equal it in soothing pain and giving relief. Why does a donkey eat thistles?” asked a teacher of one of the iargest boys in the class. “Because he is a donkey, I reckon," was the prompt reply. Mensman's Peptonized Beef Tonio, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force-generating and life-sustaining properties ; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork or acute disease, particularly ifresulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard <fc Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. We should think if any tree would bo worth planting along the Western streams, on the trackless prairies, the cottonwood. Lowel Courier. Thousands of infants and children die at this season of the year from Cholera Infantum or summer complaint This fearful disease can be cured by Dr. Winchell’s Teething Svrup, which never fails to give immediate relief, oven in the most severe cases. Bold by all Druggists. Long, pointed finger nails are fashionable among women, but they will never be popular with married men. Everybody is pleased with the improved Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum. It is as clear and limpid as spring water, and was originally intended by nature as a panacea for all diseases of the scalp and skin, and as a natural hair renewer. A tailor requires a number of yards to oover a man, but a burglar will cover him with only a small revolver. The old need them; the young want them ; the sick crave them ; the well take them ; dys peptics need them : epicures like them; men will have them; ladies must have them; children ory for them. Hops and Malt Bitters. It is reported that a New Jersey cigar-maker has discovered that the leaf of the tobacoo plant makes a very good cigar. Eilert's Daylight Liver Fmis are a reliable remedy for biliousness, headache, constipation and liver diseases, and are the best preventive of fevers known. Bold by Druggist*. It is strange that a woman can ever be found to marry a King, for everybody knows that the king always beats the queen.

The best and cheapest Car Starter is sold by Borden, Selleck A Co., Chicago, 111. With it one man can move a loaded car. The latest Aesthetic slang the ladies use when reproving their admiring gentlemen friends is, “ You 11 Alter too awfully perfectly much.” Preserve your harness by using Unde Sam’s Harness Oil, which closes the pores, keeps out dust or dampness, making it soft and pliable. .Sold by Harness Makers. One good turn is as much as you can expect from a cheap silk. Don’t work your horses to death with poor axle grease ; the Frazer is the only reliable make. Use it ouqc, and you will have no other. The poster plays a truly neutral part during a political campaign—it is alwavs on the fence Horses, cattle, sheep and hogs are cured of distemper, coughs, colds, fevers and most other diseases by Uncle Sam’s Condition Powder. Sold by Druggists. What is that which we wish for, and when obtained wc never know we have it? Sleep. Try the new brand, Spring Tobeooo. A complaint of long standing—The shopgirl’s.