Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 August 1882 — The Big Four. [ARTICLE]

The Big Four.

They are represented by more people, have more subjects, call ofteuer, stay longer, and yet are the most unwelcome guests you can have on your list of visitors. The first of this precious quartette of unwelcome guests gives you an excruciating headache even to think of him. The seoond takes away your appetite, debilitates your system, gives you a sallow complexion, and makes you truly miserable generally. The third bestows upon you a legacy of skin eruptions, and disordered secretions, constipation and other irrgularities too numerous to mention.

The fourth takes forcible possession of your peace of mind and health of body, and makes you a perfect martyr to his tyrannical unjust government. He % caps the climax, and what little the others have left he robs you of, you cannot eat without fear and trembling, and sleep becomes a stranger to your eyes. The Stomach, the Blood, the Liver and the Kidneys constitute THE BIG FOUR. They are good servants, but bad enemies ; for when they rebel against the system, either individually or collectively, a protecting safeguard must be found ; this can be done by Burdock Blood Bitters, iv certain antidote for the attacks of the Big Four in any shape and form. Sold by all Druggists. “I wouldn’t care to be the prettiest girl alive,” simpered a swain as he sat in a drawingroom. “ Indeed ! Why not?” was the response. “Because,” said he, “I’d rather be next to her.”