Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1882 — What We Do Not Like to Sce. [ARTICLE]

What We Do Not Like to Sce.

A man who knows so much you cannot tell him anything. A yellow saffron-colored skin, when Burdock Blood B.ttcrs is “guaranteed to restore the complexion. Ono man occupying a section in a railway car, and his valise and grip-sack half another, while modest people are squeezed in and packed away sardine style. A live business man who is oftener incapacitated from business on account of dyspepsia, whon Burdock Blood Bitters is guarantied to cure the worst caso of this insidious mankiller. The man in tho street-car who siti aud waits for some other fellow to get up and give a lady the seat. A person who is always complaining of bilious attacks and sick headaches, when tho trouble can so easily be cured by using Burdock Blood Bitters. A niminy priminy Lah-di dah-di cigarettosmoking specimen of Miss Nancy, who parts liis bairinthe center and tries to pass for a nice young man. A person that we like, but whom we would like much better if be did not come so close on aocount of his disagreoable, foul breath, and who won’t take Burdock Blood Bitters to purify it. A person wbejvill succeed in proving to every lady in the laud they look perfectly hideous in hoad-goar of huge proportions ; esi ecially at a theater. The man who reads this, and who fails to prescribe Burdock Blood Bitters to his wife, who is a martyr to sick headaches. The late benevolent David Dale, who was a man of short stature, on entering his countinghouse one frosty morning, complained of the state of the streets, and mentioned that he had “ fallen a’ hie length.” “ And what of that, sir?” remarked an old bookkeeper. “I’m sure a gentleman o’ your height couldnafa’ ony great length.”