Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1882 — Matrimony. [ARTICLE]

Matrimony.

Translated lrom the Sonntagsblatt: Man of Letters—“ Uncle, I want to marry!” Major, who has been divorced—“So? Falls to thee the stupidity, however, in? Who is, then, she?” Man of Letters—“ The young woman Wanda Yon Staffel.” Major—“Ah! the painteress! She hast nothing, thou hast nothing. Fellow, knowest thou not that, to the war carrying on, much, very much, money is necessary?” An English smoker predicts that hops will soon be mixed with tobacco for using in the pipe. He states that a smoker will soon learn to prefer a mixture of three-fourths hops and one-fourth tobacco.