Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1882 — Some Varieties of Kissing. [ARTICLE]

Some Varieties of Kissing.

To steal a kiss, that’s fair. To buy a kiss, that’s stupidity. Two girls kissing, that’s waste. To kiss not at all, that’s bad taste. To kiss another man, that’s nasty. To kiss your sister, that’s necessity. To kiss your wife, that’s punishment. To get caught kissing, that’s dreadful. To kiss the baby, that’s unsatisfactory. To kiss an ugly woman, that’s courage. To kiss the chambermaid, that’s dangerous. To kiss your mother, that’s the purest kiss of all. ■ To kiss the girl your are engaged to, that’s expected. To kiss a rich l old maiden aunt, that’s hypocrisy. To kiss a blooming girl, that’s peaches and cream. To kiss another man’s pretty wife* that’s nice but naughty,