Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1882 — He May Well Be Joyful. [ARTICLE]

He May Well Be Joyful.

Topf.ka, Kan., May 12, 1881. H. H. Warner & Co.: Sirs— After nineteen years of unmitigated suffering from ebronio kidney disease I finally found joyful restoration to health in your Safe Kiduey and Liver Cure. D. B. Owens, The editor who was asked by a “bashful subscriber” if ho could toll Him “ the first step toward matrimony,” and replied “mis-step," was either a punster or a horrid old bachelor. —Norristown Herald. General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression, Indigestion and Spinal 'Weakness cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. A boot-blacb, smoking a “butt” whioh he had just picked up, is accosted by a comrade with, “Say, what brand of cigar is that?” “ Robinson Crusoo.” “ Why d’yer call it that?” “Because it’s a castaway.” ’ That pain in tho back is a sure sign that you need to take a package of Kidney-Wort. A man at Manchester, N. H., dreamed that he was chasing a rabbit, and he jumped from a third-story window and broke both legs. He was awful mad to think he woke up before he caught the rabbit. A six-year-older was seatod in a barber’s chair. “Well, my little man,” said the barber, “how would you like your hair cut?" “Oh, like papa's, with a little round hole at the top.”