Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1882 — Brightest Intellects Suffer Most. [ARTICLE]

Brightest Intellects Suffer Most.

Young men who have led a life of dissipation and excess, reform ! Give tone to the stomach, regulate the liver, strengthen the urinary organs, relieve those dull pains in the limbs, rid yourself of that feeling of nausea, nervousness, languor and debilitv, by using Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Doek and Sarsaparilla, then will you experience a genial warmth and awakening life, in place of that dead feeling of decay, and dyspepsia, urinary sediment, weak kidneys, etc., no longer undermine your constitution. Delay is dangerous. Ask your druggist for it. e An Austin teacher was instructing his class in natural history. “To what class of birds does the hawk belong ? ” he asked. “To the birds of prey,” was the reply. “ And to what class do quail belong ? ” There was a pause. The teacher repeated the question. “ Where does the quail belong?” “On toast,” yelled the hungry boy at the foot of the class.— Texas Siftings. It’s very provoking when the editor writes it “ Meeting of the masses,” and the compositor, when setting it up, puts a space in the wrong place and makes it read “Meeting of them asses.”—Kentucky State Journal. A gentleman writes : “I suffered for years from weakness of the urinary organs, and was fast approaching consumption and a premature grive. I happened to hear some one say that Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla was good for dizziness and bad blood. I tried it and have beenmade well.” The Chinese seem to be as hard to regulate as the Mississippi nver. Like the father of waters, the Chinese are of a dirty, yellow color, and go wherever they please. The Mississippi, however, has the biggest mouth, except when the Chinaman " sjniles. The Mississippi river ‘has been obstructed with dams, but a great many people think a Chinaman is not worth a curse.— Texas Siftings. ? The Arabs are so polite that when a thief robs a man he not only apologizes, but hopes the victim will find some one to try his hand on.. Kidney-Wort cures piles. It has a soothing and healing action that w very potent Bkown— “So old Tightfistis very sick ! Have they given up all hope?” Fogg—“Yes. all hope.” Brown—" Very sad, isn’t it?” Fogg —“ Very sad. They did have strong hopes until yesterday, but now they fear he is going to get well.”