Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1882 — PERMIT NO SUBSTITUTION. [ARTICLE]

PERMIT NO SUBSTITUTION.

Insist upon obtainingFloreston Cologne. It is pre-eminently superior in permanence and rich delicacy of fragrance.

. Any person desiring to purchjOß chase a desirable property—Two Lots, on which is erected a Dwelling House with seven rooms, and other improvements—situate on the north-east corner of ’Washington and Weston sts., Rensselaer, Ind. Black Silk at i. bargain - J. V. W. K. A man at Mauches'er. N H.. (Learned that he was chad i„ a rabbi', and he jumped from ttu* third story wi/> dow and br ke both 1 >gs. The tabb! escaped Call and see J. V. W. Kirk’s special bargains in Black Silk. A brick housegin Philadelphia was moved the othor day a distance .of forty feet. For ten days only— Bl <ck Silk at ten per cent, above cost. J. V. W. Kirk. Eighteen Counties in Kansas show an increase in crop acreage of 189,333. Having purchased all my stock of watches, clocks and jewelry for cash I am prepared to, and will sell cheap-er-than any other. Jewelry House in Jasper County. Call and aiid be convinced, A PittsburghiAfrican, is'getting up a charity ball to buy a tombstone for bis daughter. A full line of White Wash Brushes cheap at Kannal’s Drug Store. Stop at F. B. Learning’s for your wall paper, a stock iinferior to none, and prices rock bottom. The attraction of the town, is the popular Millinery Store of E. P. Honnu. “Dey ain’t no niggats oh de top side er keration,”said a colored man at Tennille the other day, putting his hand to his bandaged bead, “what can sing & hymn an’ put de gear on a kicking mule at de same time ” Eleven thousand seven hundred and eighty-eight people are employed in the manufacture of cotton in Alpbama, Georgia. South Carolina and Tennessee—double the number employed inglß79, A Boston girl, accoiding to the local paper, was heard to say in a street ear, on her way home from the Soldeir’s Bazaar, “I think he looked like a perfect raving angel in his uniform! He was awful heavenly.” Already about forty expeditions have been projected for the coming transit of Venus, The number will be considerably increased by those of the United States, Italy, aud Austria. yet to be announced. Most of the exediticns will start in June.

A memorial window in honor of John Bunyan is to be placed in Elstow Church, Thus the man who spent, twelve years in jail on account of his heresy and schism is avenged. Amid a Ibis dreams, the great dreamer probably never imagined such an hour as this. • Josh Billings remarks that “a reputashun once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will alwus keep their eyes on the spot where the krack was.” Mr. John Sherman and James Guano Blaine, as also several other distinguished Republican states men, have reason to know that Josh speaks the truth. c The Michigan City Dispatch suysr If Guiteau could only be pardoned by Arthur, then go south and succeed in breaking into Congress as a Democrat through the medium of tissue ballot, then be thrown out by the Republican majority, then go,over to the Republican party, he would be received with open arms, and perhaps be sent on a mission to Mahonize. hell. The Boonville Enquirer says: Are the Democrats afraid of the people? is a questton spouted wildy by the Repblicaa press. In answer, we state, no ! The Democracy are not afraid of the people, and are anxious their opinion on the Constitutional amendments at the next election by voting for Representatives shall express and represent their views. When Queen Victoria entered London ; s a bride, she wore a white bonnet, which conformed with the Parisian style of the day. To every new daughter-inilaw she has presented a sac simile of the white- bonnet, and this piece of headgear has been worn by every one es them upon their entrance into the metropolis. The gro . tesqueness of the stylos may be fancied.

One of the cleverest bon mots 10 ported for along time is attributed io ex-Secretary Evarts who recently en-* tertained at his farm in Vermont a gentleman whose name is not given, but who is described as one of the most eminent authors and thinkers of the day. The principal arikj; u; on the table at dinner was a roast goose, and as the party arose from the tabk, Mr. Evarts remarked; “We had a gocsa stuffed with sage, and now we have a sage stuffed with goose.” It is told of Di. John F. Gray, “America’s pioneer homeopathist,” that a poor sewing girl once called upon him for advice and medicine. The Doctor promptly responded, gave the advice and a vial of medicine, telling the girl to take the medicine and go to bed; “She replied that she could not dQ so, as she was -dependent on her daily earnings for a living. ‘Then,’ said he,’JU have to change the medicine a little,’ Taking back the vial, he wrapped itiu a ten-dollar bill, and returning it to "her repeated the order. ‘Go home and go to ted, and take tile medicine, wrapper and all.’” If that sort of practice is peculiar to homeopathic dxfcjis they ought to be very popular indeed.

Secretary Folger says he das on hand J 540,000,000 in legal chiefly deposted by National Banks retiring circulation. This immense sum now locked up and idle is seriously effecting financial and business affairs, and the secretary of the Treasury is wrestling with the question how to get t e money into cii eolation, If such should be the case the oitlook would be anything but cheering, for it seems to be the Republican pol-» icy to shape events so that a panic may again sweep over the country. It puts money into the pockets of wreckers, those who live upon the debtor class; and such people are always the pets of the Republican party.

A lawyer said sneeringly to a clergyman: “If I had a stupidfson ,I’d make a minister out of him " The clergyman thought a moment and then quivtly replied, “Sli. your father waa not of your opinion, was he?" Honan’s for yo»r Furnishing Goods. A man spends eighteen cents for lagar, ten cents for tooacco, twenty cents fer cigars fifty cents for carfare and loses $l5O at poker; he then permits his wife to purchase a buttonhook for three cents, and figures that her extravaganc s will ruin him in three years.. What is his capital. The New Arithmetic.

A full line or watches, clocks and jewelry at Kannal’s A Conceited man* noted for his lack of good looks, pompously said: have three children who are the very image of myself,” “How I pity the youngast!” exclaimed a person standing by. “Why is that?” asked the conceited man. ‘ “Because it is the one that will probably have to resemble you the longest.” Call at Kannal’s for Alabas tri me, the great substitute for white wash. A fleeting, but rather uncommon, is to cut the cross bands trom Indian shawls and utilize them for trimming dresses. Thus a polonaise in white summer vicuna will be completed by large Indain revels in lave use style, and the accompanying skirt of white giciliene will have the same bias set off by silk pompon tassels falling over a thick white ehicoree. Such a rush this week at Honan’s. A party of young Americans were st ndingjin front of a saddler’s shop, kept by one Hara. Mischief reigned supreme in this number,and thinking to have some sport with the German, one of them opened the door and ach dressed him:•‘l say, German, have you any saddles for dogs?* Looking up, from his work quite composed, be replied: “Yaw, come in unt dry von on.” Honan’s for your Millinery.

Ex-Governor Washburn, es Wisconsin. made public bequest, aggregating over half a million dollars. Among the bequests is one of $3f5,0U0 for a memorial Orphan Asylum, at Minnieapolis, in honor of his mother “Ma, are you going out?” Yes, dear: why do you ask?” “Don’t you want to stay and see the fun?” “Why, Willie; what do'you mean ?” “Why I heard pa tell Maggie that when you went away they would haye a regular pic-nic.” - Steuben Republican, Honan’s for your Fancy Notions. “If any dependence is to be placed on the news from Pennsylvania,” says the New York World, the darkest hour Is just before Don.” Patent medicines, of all kinds, at F. B Learning’s. Tharp’s old stand. Congressman Blackburn is a young, looking man, with a sweeping mustache and a figure that has by no means lost its youthful grace. As a speaker, fine rhetorical effects delight him, and he is given to fervid flights of oratory. The peculiar and pleasant Southern accent is distinctly noticed in his voice..

Go to Kaqnal’s Drug & Jewelry Store to get your watch or clock repaired—H. B' Smith the competent watch maker. A full stock of Harps, Accordeons, Viol.ns Violin Strings, Bows, and Bridges at Kannal’s. Newspaper adverising compels inqury and, when the article offered is of good quality and at a fair price the natural result is increased sales. A NNOUN CE M ENT —Reooh her OHlditor of Sentinel: Please announce that I will be a candidate for Recorder of Jasper County, subject to decision of voters of said couty at the polls, AUG’S. H. WOOD.

To a’l Citizens of Jasper County, Ins diana: I respectfully announce myself as a candidate for your suffrages at the ensuing election for Recorder of said County, basing my claims to your fair and just consideration on unquestionable qualifications for the duties of such office—on a law-and-order-abiding citizenship of said county, for twenty one years of mature manhood, ttreo years of which were passed as one of the c u ity’s quota in the army that stamped out tnt great iebellion. Because 'he results of the exertions ot my life thus far have inured to this and becuuse.it would not be right while some soldiers and many that never were soldiers are munificently provided for, other soldiers who have served as f>i hfully as man could serve his country are left to strug de against poverty and greedy rivalry until utterly crushed.

JAMES A. BURNHAM.