Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 June 1882 — A Voice From Omaha. [ARTICLE]

A Voice From Omaha.

I,4l2DodgeSt., Omaha, Neb., May 24,1881. H. H. Warner <fc Co.: Sirs—l had suffered fifteen years from a combination of liver and kidney trouble until cured by your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. O. B. BogeWls. A housemaid seeks employment in a good city family. “ Will madame teH me who was her last maid ? ” Madame, taken by surprise, has the goodness to reply: “ I had a servant named Elisa Felcher.” The applicant bethinks herself : “Ah ! yes ; I know her. Will madame have the goodness to let me see the recommendation which Elisa gave on her leaving? ” — Paris paper. Two men were watching the obsequies of a commercial millionaire who had left his two young children half a million each. “ Look at. the poor orphans,” exclaimed the sentiments 1 man. “ Poor orphans, do you say?” cned th e practical man. “ I should call them pretty well off jins.” A lawyer once said to a countryman in a smock frock who was undergoing his exam nation in the witness box, “ You in a smock frock, now are you paid for lying ?” “ Less than you are, unfortunately,” was the reply, “or you would be in a smock frock, too.” Write to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham. Lynn, Mass., for ptftnphlets relative to her Vegetable Compound for female complaints. It is said that a Scotch clergyman was once reproached for yawning visibly in the middle of his own sermons, and replied that he could not help it, because it was so dull. Ask your druggist about Kidney-Wort He will tell you it always succeeds. Or a miserly man who died of softening of the brain the local paper says: “His head softened, but his heart couldn’t.”