Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 May 1882 — Page 4

THE WILT FRESHMAN. Ho TU a K@ntl« *ort of y»>oHj Wbo MMnied to wmt • Md, ««Mt Ton’d not boiler* tt wi* the truth , That be wee capable of guile. Yet. ere the term T * flret wfck wee gone, He captlre eeemad in f eahion** meeh; A certain daahing style pnt on, Qatte an becoming in a Freeh. He wore good clothe*, be logged • atiok. He puffed a naughty cigarette; And lo! it didn’t make him sick. He even on a ball game bet At last be rou cd the Sophomore By trotting out a tall silk bat *1 he outraged Bophs with anger a wore That they cou'd rea ly not stand that And no they vowed that this young man. They’d haze a bit to eet him right To give the Season they did plau Ai 12 o’clock the coming night He learned iheir scheme and in it Joyed; That afternoon he came to town And, for a certain sum, employed A fighting man of great renown To sleep that night within his bed; To which he smuggled him with cam The night came on, and, at its dead. The band of bold, bad men came there. Darkness intense was in the room; No light gave out a single ray, And in the dense and awful gloom The Sophs began their pranks to play. Then spoke the Freshman: “(Jet ye hence, Or, by ail things that I hold doer, J’U beat into your heada more sense Than else will get there for a year]” They answered with a jeer. He gave The fighting man the sign to rise. The bruiser did so; Heaven save The Soph who got it ’twixt the eyes. Then in the darkness yells arose, Loud cries of agony and fear, As one man got it on the nose, Another Just beneath the ear. The window opened. Out they flew. Heels over head. And soon they found Themselves all battered, black and blue, / tacked In a pile upon the ground. Did they return f Oh, no, Indeed! They hankered for no further knock From Freshy’s fist. They all agreed They’d rather stand an earthquake shcck. And now the Freshman wears his hat, And sports his most obnoxious airs; He smokes cigars, and, more than that, He sometimes even almost swears. Do Boplis insult him ? Not at all I They even strive to be polite; And wonder how a man so small So everlastingly oan fight, — Bo»loi> /Vaf,

HER NEW NEIGHBOR.

When one morning Mrs. Chiekwit, Bewing at her cottage window, observed that a family was moviug into the nearest house to hers, in the country place where she resided, she dropped her work and lifted up her hands in delight! Nobody had lived in the house since Mrs. Barley had moved away, and Mrs, Barley had been gone six months. “Somebody is moving in, and I shall have a neighbor to chat with without having to go a quarter of a mile every day. Mr. Chiekwit is away to the city every day, and little knows how lonesome I am, having nobody to speak to till he comes home, except the cnildreu. As soon as they get settled a little, I’ll go right over and invito them to come and see me. How pleasant it will be to have such near neighbors away out here in these lonely woods! I only hope they’ll be more neighborly than Mr. Barley was.”

The new neighbors proved to be a Mr. and Mrs. Bab, with two children not yet in their teens. When, in due time, Mrs. Chiekwit called, she found the house not in order, but was highly gratified to see that Mr. Bab was a very easy-going sort of a person, who seemed to refer everything to his wife, while he took his comfort on two chairs, smoking his pipe and letting his offspring shout at him and pull his hair. “ What a nice disposition that man has 1 ” thought Mrs. Chiekwit. “ Mrs. Bab must take a good deal of comfort with him.” Mrs. Bab appeared to be an equally easy-natured being, troubling herself little about the children, who turned everything topsy-turvy, as they pleased, while she occupied herself in reading novels and newspapers. “I do hope,” says Mrs. Chiekwit, “now that we are acquainted and such close neighbors, that you will be more neighborly, and give us a call often ; and not do as Mrs. Barley did, who was here before you. She and her husband seldom came in, as if they thought they would be shot if they came to see a body. Now do call! ” “ O, I’ll call,” said Mrs. Bab, smiling; “and I know we shall be the best of friends and neighbors. There’s no halfway about me. Where I like, I like.” Next day Mrs. Bab returned the call of Mrs. Chiekwit, and complimented her upon appearing to have everything comfortable about her. “ Your husband must be an excellent provider.” “He is indeed,” replied Mrs. Ohickwit, pleased. “And what beautiful children you have ! And that blessed baby ! O, it’s a cherub-beauty« yes it is—little darling ! ” And, in a sudden spasm of love, she took the infant in her arms and kissed it passionately, as if it were the first baby since the Christian era.

“ Mother’s idol! Yes it was I ” “That’s what Mrs. Barley never did,” said the gratified mother. “Never so much as took one of my children up, or said a coaxing word. What a difference there is in neighbors ! ” “ What, indeed! ” coincided Mrs. Bab. "Some are proud, and some are tattling, and some are quarreling, and some are thieving, and some are lying, and some are reserved, and some are—l don’t know what. ” “That’s just the way it is,” agreed Mrs. Bab. “Were you ever troubled with a neighbor that kept borrving all the time ?” “Well, I can’t say as I ever was,” returned Mrß. Ohiokwit, trying hard to recollect, out of politeness. * “I’ve been pestered and annoyed in that way sometimes,” said Mrs. Bab, rolling up her eyes, “ that it seemed as if my head would go off, and I couldn’t keep nothing together. The neighbors would borry, borry, borry, all the time. Now, I think it’s a Christian grace to lend things occasionally, when you know who you’re a lending to, and are sure they ll fetch things back; but I don’t like to lend everything I have, and then never see ’em agin.” " I shouldn’t like to myself.” “ Anythiug you would like to borry of me, Mrs. Chickwit, you’re entirely welcome to.” “Well, I’m sure !” * “You may borry my clothes off my back, if you want to,” pursued Mrs. Bab, “ and I’ll never indulge myself in an unkind murmur.” Mrs. Chickwit looked rather dubiously at the slattern dress worn by the accommodating Bab, and assured her that “she should never think of such a thing.” “ You must, you must—anything that I have,” insisted the generous Bab; “for when I have any particular friends, my neighbors, I’ve always held to it that what was mine was thine, and what was thine was mine. Ha, ha ! But I must be going. Now I think of it, our potatoes isn t coming this morning, and do you think I could bony the matter of a peck till our’n comes ?” “O, of course,” said Mrs. Chickwit, glad of an opportunity to prove the friendship she felt for her new neighbor. And, after kissing the baby once more, off went Mrs. Bab with a peck of potatoes in Mrs. Chickwit’s basket. “She’s a pleasant creetur,” mused Mrs. Chickwit “I hope she’ll come over agin to-day. There’s a knock; perhaps that’s her.” “Mother wants to know,” said Mrs. Bab’s oldest girl. Adeline, “if you won’t be kind enough just to fill the bag with flour, for our’n ain’t come.” “JVith the greatest pleasure,” said Mrs. Chickwit, filling the bag; and off went Adeline in high glee, but returned immediately, and said she had forgotten half of her .errand. And which half was it, dear?” said

Mrs. Chiekwit, smiling a whole world of amiability at her. “ She said she hated to borry, but if you would lend her two flatirons and a saraepan, for ours ain’t—” “O, yea indeed! ” “With three or fear eggs and a choDPinor -knife. ” “(Bad I can accommodate her.” “ And a hammer and a few nails.” “ There they are,” said Mrs. Chiekwit, kindly. And away went the girl again. “I know she’s no borryer, reflected Mrs. Chiekwit, innocently, “for I remember she said she hated borryers, and had been bothered to death by ’em. Poor soul! No doubt she has lent more than she will ever be able to get back agin. Ido like that woman, she’s so frank and sociable and don’t seem afraid she’s intruding. How different from Mrs. Barley. Why, she ain’t coming in 1” Mrs. Bab stood outside this time, and, with a familiar grin, talked through the window. “Come agin, like a bad penny, Mrs, Chiekwit. Now you must excuse me, on so short an acquaintance, but our wood ain’t come, and poor Mr. Bab, who hates borrying as bad as I do, felt ashamed to come over and ask you to lend us a few armfuls till ourn comes, and as—” “ Help yourself, help your—tell him to come right over this miuute and help himself or I shall bo affronted. I know how it is when folks are moving; they can’t get all their things together as soon as they uaut to. Tell him to come right over." “ Well, I will, since you say so, though I know he feels ashamed to borry, anti as I am going over, to savo a few stops, wou’t you just lend me half a dozen plates, for I’vc got to do our own baking to day and we haven’t unpacked the plates yet.” Mrs. Chiekwit gave her the plates and Mrs. JBab went home and told her husband, who soon came lazily sauntering across the field for the wood, of which he took no less than six good-sized armfuls, and the last time carried over a saw and an ax, which additions he borrowed without leave or license—perhaps because he was ashamed to ask. The clouds from his inevitable pipe prevented Mrs. Chiekwit from seeing whether he looked ashamed or not; but she did notice that it took him the remainder of the day to saw and split the wood he had carried over, and that when he had done he carried the ax and saw into his own house.

“I suppose they’ll return them all together,” surmised Mrs. Chiekwit, “kind, easy, good-natured souls ! It must mortify them to be obliged to borry, when they hate it so, aud when they’ve just moved in.” Just as the sun set Mrs. Bab’s other daughter, Arabella, came over to ask, if Mrs. Chickwit’s patience was not exhausted, if she would lend her mother enough pork to fry for supper, a pound or so of sugar, and a pint or so of milk, “as she hated to-borry, and their’n hadn’t come ; ” all of which Mrs. Chickwit, beginning to be a little—just a little —astonished, sent over to her social new neighbor, with her compliments, and an invitation for the whole family of Babs to come over and spend the evening, for her husband would be at home, and they could have such a nice time. The Bab family accordingly did come over, and a general introduction took place, and Mr. Chiekwit took quite a fancy to Mrs. Bab, not having heard anything of the incidents of the day, and became so attentive to her that Mrs. Chiekwit began to have a new sensation in regard to Mrs. Bab—jealousy, in short—which being unsuspected by the easy-going Mrs. Bab, she so cordially reciprocated the partiality-of Mr. Chickwit, that when the parties separated for the night quite a scene took place in the Chiekwit family, and Mrs. Chiekwit, knowing how her husband detested borrowers, disclosed all the borrowing incidents of the day. And that shocking revelation so disgusted the methodical Mr. Chiekwit that, as his wife expected, his whole feeling toward their new neighbor became one of distrust, and he expressed ardent hope that she would never call again, unless to return the articles she had borrowed. Having set herself at rest on the score of her husband’s affections, Mrs. Chickwit felt herself free to continue her intimacy with Mrs. Bab, which she craved by day for society’s sake—taking care not to invite her over in the evening. And ere the first week was over, beside sundry other articles of housekeeping too numerous to mention, Mrs. Bab had contrived to obtain, upon one pretext and another, the loan of a sheet, a shirt, a dress, a bonnet and a—baby! For it so happened that all the Bab “tilings had not come,” according to Mrs. Bab’s highly-frank and meek admission ; and the articles of dress she borrowed to make her first calls in the neighborhood,” that the people might know she wasn’t unsociable and stuck up ; and she felt she couldn’t wait “ till her things come.”

“ But what in the name of wonder do you want of my baby ?” inquired Mrs. Chickwit, who, just then reflecting that not a solitary article of all that had been borrowed had been returned, experienced a painful flash of doubt that perhaps her baby might be added to the list of the unreturning. “Why, we expect company to-day, Mrs. Chickwit—company from the city —ahem ! very rich ; and I want them to think your baby is mine, to make an appearance with, she is so pretty. ” Mrs. Chickwit was satisfied as far as the baby went, but she did think that, after all she had lent Mrs. Bab, she might have been polite enough just to have invited her over, too; which Mrs. Bab no doubt would have done, if she had not been afraid that the baby and mother together would betray her. Judging from the songs and loud laughter which Mrs. Chickwit heard proceeding from the Bab house during the afternoon and early part of the evening, they were having a very enviable and high-spirited time over there; and the more they seemed to enjoy them selves, the more angry she felt at not being invited, and the more worried about the baby; and when finally Mr. Chickwit came home and grumbled about the baby, and scolded her for letting it out in that way, she became first remorseful and then furious, and determined that as soon as that confounded Mrs. Bab came over to return the child she would give her “a hopping piece of her mind—that she would 1” At about 9 o’clock the tardy Mrs. B. came over with the baby, and a horrible sight presented itself, gratis, to the startled gaze of Mrs. Chickwit as her “bonwin ’’ neighbor entered the kitchen—Mr. Chick frit having gone to bed in disgust. Mrs. Bab’s face was unbecomingly flushed, her breath ginny, her eyes excited, and her voice husky. She had upon her person the borrowed dress, a light silk, highly prized, but now ruined by a multitude of spots, and additionally besmeared with mud; for, terrible to tell, Mrs. Bab, baby in arms, in coming over had tripped, staggered and fallen into a puddle, and, still more piteous'to relate, the baby’s right cheek had received a deep cut, from which the blood and mud now streamed, in equal parts well mixed. The infuriated mother seized the child, which was crying dismally, and while she cared for it at once, with all a mother’s expert compassion, she launched forth into such an amazing tirade against the inebriated Mrs. Bab that that woman could for awhile find no tongue to reply. She was taken by surprise, and had plenty of spirits but no strength. If we should undertake to give the exact language of Mrs. Chickwit upon that occasion, in her animadversion upon

“ borryers” in general, and Mrs. Bab in particular, it would require several columns of this paper. We will therefore pay a high compliment to the imagination of our readers, and suppose they can fancy the exact language of the exasperated Mrs. Chiekwit, when she found herself so egregiously imposed upon by the borrowing woman. But the borrowing at last found her tongue, and rallied in turn, vowing she wonld return everything, and more, on the morrow, and then shake the dust off her feet against the house of the Chick wits. “No great treat,” she concluded, “ to take care of the baby. Many disoonveuiences—many on ’em. I won’t say what they were—squalling all the time, for one thing, and scratching. I was ashamed to have them think the ugly thing was mine.” Hero there was a short, sharp fight about the baby’s beauty and behavior, in which tbe borrowing woman was worsted. “I’d like to know if you don’t want to borry something else before you go? What else do you want, I’d really like to kuow? Say quick—my head or my husband—and then go ! And, mind you, send evcrytlrng home to morrow morning, or we’ll have the constables after you if we have to call out the Governor of the State !” Mrs. Bab vanished, and silence and darkness hung over the neighborhood till the following day, when the Chickwits found nearly all (whieh was not eatable) piled up together at the door in a confused mass, and everything in a ludicrously damaged state—decidedly the wor.-e for having .been borrowed during tiie reign of Bab! It was a severe but a useful lesson to the simple-hearted Mrs. Chiekwit; and she thinks, althoug there is a scar on the child’s cheek yet, that she bought the experience cheaply. The Chickwita have a high l>oard fence around their houso now, and keep a bulldog chained at each gate, front and back.

THE TUBERCULAR PARASITE.

rite Ketnarkable Discovery of a German Physician. (From the Chicago Tribune.] That monster, consumption, which the poets have described as horsed on tho east winds and shooting his fatal arrows broadcast, it would now seem baa at last been brought to bay Dy science. The great discovery of the splenetio fever-producing bacilli by tho eminent- French physician, Pasteur, and bis cure by inoculation, which produces a mild disease instead of a severe one, has been followed by a discovery that promises to be more important in its results by Dr. Koch, of B/rlin. Dr. Pasteur is saving the lives of sheep and cattle by inoculation with the bacillus after it has been modified in its character by cultivation in the bodies of bovines. Dr. Koich may yet savo the lives of htirnan beings from the results of diseases hitherto considered incurable by & very similar process. Prof. Tyndall, who has carefully studied Dr. Koch’s experiments, and who, it will be remembered, was the original discoverer of the bacteria and their insidious dauger to man, has written to the London Times his impressions of Koch’s discovery. In the course of his examinations ho found in every case that the tubercles contained a parasite, the bacillus, and that it was this minute organism that produced the tubercle, and, transferring by inoculation the tuberoulous matter from diseased to healthy animals, he never failed to produce the disease. He developed several generations of the bacilli without the intervention of disease, and these purified parasites in every case also generated the disease.

These experiments were so many times repeated with different animals and in different forms that there can remain no doubt that Dr. Koch has discovered what has never been known before—the origin of consumption and of other diseases like pneumonia and phthisis. This is a great step gained. The cause discovered, it now remains for scienoe to find the remedy that will destroy these parasites and prevent their recurrence by inoculation or some other form of cure. Pasteur’s remedy, in cases of splenic fever, as we have already said, is inoculation with tho bacillus after it has been modifiod in character by cultivation. Dr. Koch has attempted a similar moaificalion with the tubercle parasite, but after repeated cultivation the virulence remains. Prof. Tyndall and those competent to pronounce an opinion, however, believe that the intensity of virulence will be greatly diminished by future experiments in cultivation.

Meanwhile it is not a secret in the medical ■world, or at least among some of the more eminent physicians, that Dr. Pasteur himself has made experiments of a highly interesting character in the destruction of those parasites. It is well known to all surgeons that carbolic acid is very efficacious in destroying bacteria in gunshot wounds, sword-cuts or other injuries of this kind, and that the proper use of its agency has been hindered by its impurity. Dr. Pasteur found it upon analysis to contain traces of poison and foreign substances that were harmful enough to prevent its perfeot operation, and succeeded in removing them ana producing a perfectly pure acid, with which he has been experimenting by Hypodermic injections with remarkable success in cases of consumption and its kindred dieeases, as well as cancer. Where the diseases were long-seated and the patient too weak and too far gone to resist the disease, he has prolonged life, and in the incipient stages he has mred in almost every case. Consumption is the ghastliest and most deadly foe that confronts the human race. It is almost universal. It is no respecter of persons or of nations. Dr. Koch himself says that “If the seriousness of a malady be measured by the number of victims, then the most dreaded pests which have hitherto ravaged the world—plague and cholera included—must stand far behind the one (consumption) now under consideration;” and that one-seventh of the deaths of the imman race are due to tubercular disease, while fully one-third of those who die in aclivo middle age are carried off by the same cause. Important as Dr. Koch’s discovery is, the greater one remains—namely: the remedy. Having gained one vantage in the combat with the destroyer, it is to be hoped science will press on until the victory is complete.

Which is the Better?

[Chicago Tribune.] One o! the great female writers on dress reform, in trying to illustrate how terrible the female dress is, says: “Take a man and pin three or four table-cloths about him, fastened back with elastic and looped up with ribbons, draw all his hair to the middle of his head and tie it tight, and hairpin on five pounds of other hair and a big bow of ribbon. Keep the front locks on pins all night, and let them tickle his eyes all day, pinch his waist into a corset, and give him gloves a size to small andshpes the same, and a hat that will not stay on without torturing elastic, and a little lace veil to blind hi* eyes whenever be goes out to walk, and he will know what a woman’s dress is.”

“Now, you think you’ve done it, don’t you, sis? Why, bless you, that toggery would be heaven compared to what a man has to contend with! Take a woman and put a pair of four-shilling men’s drawers on her, that are so tight that when they get damp from perspiration they stick so you can’t cross yonr legs without an abrasion of the skin, the buckle in the back turning a somersault and sticking the points into your spinal meningitis; put on an under-shirt that draws across the breast so you feel as though you must cut a hole or two in it. and which is so short that it works up under your arms and allows the starchupper shirt to sandpaper around and file off the skin until you wish it was night, the tail of which will not stay tucked more than half a block, though you tuck, aud tuck, and tuck; then you fasten a collar, made of sheet zinc, two sizes too small for you, around your neck; put on a vest, and coat, and liver pad, and lung pad, and a porous plaster, and a chamois shirt between the two others; then put a bunch of keys and buttonhook and a jack-knife and a pistol and a pocketbook and a plug of tobacco in your pockets, so they will chafe your person, and- then go and drink a few whisky cocktails and walk around in the sun with tight boots on, and yon will know what a man’s dress is. “Come to figure it up, it is about an even thing, sis, isn’t it?” Henry VIII. bade defiance to both extreme religious parties, burning as heritics those who avowed the tenets of the Reformers and hanging as traitors those who owned the authority of the Pope. *

AN AWFUL CRIME.

A— Minatlw •* «hs New Chief s«cretmrjr for Irelaaf MM His A—HrtMt. A terrible tragedy was enacted in Phoenix Park, Dublin, on tbe afternoon of tbe 6th inst. Lord Frederick Cavendish, the new Secretary for Ireland, and Thomas H. Burke, were attacked by assassins and stabbed to death. They were both strolling in the park, about half a mile from -the city gate and a quarter of a mile from tbe Chief Secretary's lodge when a car drove up containing four men, two of whom Jumped down from the car and attacked Lord Frederick Cavendish and Mr. Burke, stabbing them both several timee in tbe throat and breast. The victims straggled hard for life, and in tbe Draggle became separated, their bodies being found some ten paoes apart The tragedy oocujred about 7:10 o’clock in the evening, and in broad daylight Tbe bodies were first discovered by twq young gentlemen who were riding bicycles thrWhgh the nark, and who immediately gave the alarm to the police. Tho Burgeons soon reached the spot but the police were already conveying Mr. Burke’s body away to the town, where an examination showed life to be extinct The upper part of the body was perforated in a shocking manner, and presented a ghastly sight Proceeding farther, the medical men reached tho body of Lord Frederick Cavendish, which was being conveyed away tram tbe park on a stretcher. The body of the Chief Secretary displayed some dreadful wounds, in addition to which his left arm was broken and torn, as if he had put it up to protect his breast Lord Cavendish was quite dead. The looality of the outrage was terribly marked with blood. Tbe spot where the body of Lord Frederick Cavendish was found was absolutely deluged, while Burke’s body lay in a pool of blood. When the bodies vere first found Lord Frederick Cavendish's lips were moving, as if he were trying to speak, but he showed no further signs of consciousness.

Lord Frederick Charles Cavendish was the second surviving son of the seventh Duke of Devonshire. He was boro at Compton Plaoo, tbe Sussex seat of tbe Cavondish family, Nov. 80, 1836. He was educated at Trinity College, Cambridge, and was private secretary to Lord Granville from 1859 to 1864, when the latter was President of the Council. In June, 1864, he was married to Lucy Caroline, second daughter of Lord Lyttieton. He was a Liberal in politics, and, since 1865, he has represented the Northwest Riding of Yorkshire in Parliament. Since the formation of the Gladstone Ministry he has been Financial Secretary to the Treasury. Ho was appointed Chief Secretary only two days before he was bo foully murdered. Thomas H. Burke was appointed to tho position of Under Secretary lor Ireland about 1870, during Mr. Gladstone’s first administration.

Phcenix Park, the scene of the awful crime, contains 1,750 acres, and is one of the finest pleasure resorts in tho world. Parnell says he is horrified beyond expression, and feels that the tragody will bo most damaging to the Irish people. The Land League leaders issued a manifesto expressing horror at the assassination, and urging meetings to denounce the crime. James Mooney, President of the Land League of America, has issued an address calling upon the brethren in Deland to use every effort to bring to justice the assassins.

The result of the atrocity is the co-operation of all parties in Parliament with whatever measures the Governmeut may deviso with reference to the Irish situation. The Conservatives have already expressed themselves to this effect, and in the preseut temper of the English people there is little reason at present to look for opposition to Gladstone’s policy. The Land League leaders have been among the first to tender their unreserved support to the Government, and for the first time in many years Great Britain is a unit as rogards Ireland.

In the House of Commons Mr. Gladstone announced that recent events had necessitated a recast of all measures relating to Irish affairs, and Mr. Darnell, who appeared clad in mourning, stated his belief that the Dublin murder had been committed by a class whioh had always opposed him. At Maynooth the police arrested a man giving the name of Moore whose appearance corresponds closely with the description oi one of the murderers. He protested that he had just landed from America, but manifested the utmost tropidation when arrested. It is said that the assassins, in order to destroy all traces of their identity, murdered the car-driver who drove them away from the scene of the butchery in Phcenix Park. Lady Cavendish received a telegram from the Ladies’ Land League of Dublin, saying the Irish people had not sunk so low as to murder one who had brought a peace-offering. English opinion is settling down in the belief that the assassination was the work of Fenian thugs who were hostile to peace and reconciliation between the Dish Land League and the English Liberals. Mr. Gladstone himself entertains this opinion. The Pope has instructed the Irish Bishops to request the clergy to execrate tho assassination from their poipits. American Fonians are considered responsible for the butchery of Lord Frederick Cavendish and Mr. Burke. John Boyle O’Reilly and Patrick A. Collins, of Boston, telegraphed Parnell authorizing a reward of €5,000, on behalf of the Irishmen of Boston, for the apprehension of the murderers of Cavendish and Burke.

The Marquis of Lansdowne gave notioe in the House of Lords, on the 9th inst., that he would drop the motion against the Irish policy of the Government, but asked that there be no yielding to popular demands without the adoption of compensating measures for strengthening the law. George Otto Trevelyan was appointed Chief Secretary for Ireland, and a new election was ordered for Hawick. Hamilton, permanent Secretary to the Admiralty, has gone to Ireland to take Burke’s place fer six months. An important development in connection with the murder of Lord Cavendish and Mr. Burke was obtained by the Dublin authorities on the 9th inst It appears that two young mon employed in a railroad shop'were witnesses of the tragedy. They were riding through Phoenix Park on bicycles when the four assassins attacked their victims, and the natural impulse of the two men to rush to the assistance of Cavendish and Burke was checked by the threat that if they approached nearer the bloody knives would bo turned on them. They therefore sought safety in flight A Dublin dispatch of the 11th inst says that “Sir William Y. Harcourt has been apprised that an Irishman now in Liverpool claims to have refused au offer of .£IOO in Dublin to assist in the murder of Cavendish and Burke, and says he can put his hand on the assassins.” The New York ITeraUTt correspondent cables from London on the Ilth : “It is understood the Irish bill is now complete, and that it provides, in complicated ways, for reforms in arrears, dividing concessions between landlords and tenants with tolerable evenness, and is, in this respect, nearly identical with the bill drawn by Parnell.” A SINGULARLY-INTERESTING Case Was lately referred to in the Brooklyn Eagle,. It was told by Mr. W. A. Davenport, connected with the house of Messrs. Butler, Pitken & Co., 476 Broadway, New York, and concerned the marvelous cure of Mr. Ezra D. Clarkson, near Newark, N. J., of a terrible case of rheumatism, which other remedies had failed even to alleviate. He was on his way to a hospital when Mr. Davenport met him and induced him to try St. Jacobs Oil, with the result named.—Cleveland (Ohio) Practical Farmer.

How to be Beautiful.

As we were about to start, I Baw the captain move to an elevated position above the wheel; and it was interesting to see how quickly and completely the inward thought or purpose alters the outward raan. He gave a quick glance to every part of the ship, fie cast his eye on the multitude coming on board the ship, among whom was the American ambassador to England, who, if the captain may be said to embody the ship, may bo said with equal truth to embody in his official person a nation’s rights and honor. He saw the husbands and wives, the mothers and children, intrusted to his care ; and his ' slender form, as he gave the order for our departure, seemed at once to grow more erect and firm ; the muscles of his face swelled ; his dark eyes glowed with a new fire ; and his whole person expanded and beautified itself by the power of inward emotion. I have often noticed this interesting phenomenon; and have come to the conclusion, if man, or woman either, wishes to realize the power of personal beauty, it must be by cherishing noble hopes and purposes—by having something to do and to live for, which is worthy of humanity—and which, by expanding the capacities of the soul, gives expansion and symmetry to the body which contains it.—Projector Upham. A Swiss genius has succeeded in makin a watch of paper, and this will doubtless stir np some American to bring out i crowbar made of straw. The Newark (N. J.) Sunday Call says One of our Cincinnati exchanges cites the. case of Mr. Haldeman, of the Louisville Courier-Journal, Who was cured of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil. His wife was cured of neuralgia by the same article, and every member of his family of some pain or ache by the Great German Remedy.

TARIFF COMMISSION.

*h* of the Act Ptwit fcy Cwcrcw. Be U enacted, etc., That a commission is hereby created to bs etlled the “Tariff Commisson,” to consist of nine members. Bm. 1 Hat the President of the United States shall, by and with the advioe and consent of tiu» flonsto. appoint njn» Ootnmissioners from crril life, one of whom, the first named, «h»h |k president of the eonmiaaion. The Commiarionere shall weeire at compensation for their aarrioea each at the rate es *lO a day when engaged in aettre doty, and actual traveling and other necessary expenses. The commission shall have power to employ a stenographer and a messenger, and the foregoing compensation and expenses shall be audited and paid by the Secretary of the Treasury out of any moneys in the treasury not otherwise appropriated. Bxo. a. That it shall be the duty of said commission to take into eonstderatton and to thoroughly investigate all the various questions relating to the agricultural, commercial, mercantile, manufacturing, mining and industrial interests of the United States, so far as the same may be necessary to the establishment of a judicious tariff or a revision of the existing tariff upon a scale of Justice to all interests ; and, for the purpose of fully examinlug the matters which may come before it, said commission, in the prosecution of its inquiries, is empowered to visit such different portions and sections of the country as it may deem advisable. Sec. 4. That the commission shall make Congress a final report of the resalts of its investigations and the testimony taken in the course of the same not later than the first Monday of Dooember, 1882, and it shall cause the testi mouv taken to be printed from time to time and distributed to members of Congress by the Public Printer, and shall also cause to be printed for the use of Congress a, OOO copies of itß final report, together with the testimony.

The Ancient Cinder.

The moon, according to the astronomers, is undergoing a great internal convulsion, and threatens to turn around and show us a new face. We only hope she won’t burst, for we should probably have to “ stand from under,” Suppose she should fly into half a dozen satellites and give us perpetual moonlight!—Boston Herald. The New York Sun is agitating the guillotine question. It believes it better to chop a man’s head off than to pull his neck out of joint, but as long as the victim doesn’t complain what’s the use of a ehange ?

"ENJOY YOUR LIFE”

is good philosophy, but to do so you must liavv health. If.bilious and constipated, or blood is eut of order, usoDr. Pierce's “Fleasant Purgative Pellets,” which are mild yet certain in their operation. Of all druggists. Powdkb explosion : A literary man, who had recently published a book, was observed to be very downcast. “ What is tbo matter ?” said a friend; “you look all broken up.” “No wonder,” was the answer; “ I've just been blown np by a magazine.”

A BONANZA MINE

Of health is to be found in Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “ Favorite Prescription/’ to the merits of which as a remedy for female weaknoss and kindred affections thousands testify. When Secretary Folgcr “calls” for $30,000,000, he must hold a pretty “ flash hand.” (The foregoing reached this office on a postalcard, and it is all Greek to us. It is probably a quotation from a work on finance.)— Norristown Herald. If yon experience bad taste in mouth, sallowness or yellow color of skin, feel stupid and drowsy, appetite unsteady, frequent headache or dizziness, you are “ bilious/’ and nothing will arouse your liver to action and strengthen up your system equal to Dr. Pierco’s “Goldon Medical Discovery.” By druggists. “How did you like my discourse last Sunday?” asked the parson. “To tell the truth,” replied Fogg, “I was not altogether pleased with your premises; but I was delighted beyond measure at your conclusion.” The parson would give something to know just what Fogg meant.— Boston Transcript “Where are you going in such a hurry?” “Only back into the house to change my pocket-book.” “ Change it ? ’ “ Yes, I had no idea the day was so hot; I started oat with my sealskin pocket-book.”

Lungs, Liver and Kidneys.

These great organs of life, as is known to every one, are most intimately related to each other, and where one is caused to suffer, the other two, on account of their sympathetic connection, are unavoidably made to feel the 6vil effects. Therefore, when distressed with symptoms of disease incidental to either organ, a medicine that will give tone and strength to all three is Nature’s best assistant in restoring health. Snch virtues are beneficial as are contained in Yellow Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper, Iron, Buchu, Celery and Calisaya. All these ingredients are scientifically combined in that great health renewer. Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. He lived at Cincinnati, and he sent a servant with two floral tributes, ono to be laid on a grave, the other at the feet of a ballet dancer. at the messenger mixed these tributes up so that the signora was startled by the descent of a coronal of violet and black, tenderly inscribed, “Rest in peace from thy troubles! And may the earth press lightly on thee ! ” Later developments are awaited with anxiety. This is the way to arrange that Hindoo para graph : When a Hindoo swears he takes hold of the tail of a cow. In this country, when a man takes hold of the tail of a cow ho swears.

Lawbknce J. Avery, of Liberty, Ind., writes: “It was my misfortune to become afflicted, several years ago, with a severe attack of rheumatism in connection with dyspepsia and symptoms of lung and kidney disease. It seemed no medicine would reach my case, for I bad tried this and that. My wife was using Dr. Guysott ’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, and persuaded me to try it, I did so, and used spirits of turpentine at the same time as a liniment. It has effected a complete cure.” The line of reasoning adopted by children in arriving at results is often puzzling to older heads. Here is an instance in point: A»Sundayechool teacher had labored earnestly with her class of little children, endeavoring to make them understand the moaning of inheritance—that if they were good Christians they would inherit the kingdom of heaven. After being thoroughly satisfied that the lesson was understood, the teacher asked one of the little girls : “ Now, what do you inherit when you die ?" Child—“A coffin.”

Nothing Could Be Stronger.

1,400 Paein Street, ) St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 20, 1881. f H. H. Warner <fc Co.: Sirs— l have been troubled with kidney disease since my childhood. It would be impossible for me to doscribe how much I have suffered. Your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has done mo moro good than the combined skill of all the physicians I have ever tried daring my entire life. Caroline F. Fleming. “ Green, let me introduce you to my friend Brown.,’ Green—“ Hew are you, Brown?” Brown—“ It’s my color, and I can’t help it 1 Howare you, Green ? ” Green didn’t like the joke, evidently, for be changed color. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound aims at the cause and produces lasting results in all female complaints. Student : “How is it, Doctor, that I always take cold In my head?” Doctor: “It is a well-known principle, sir, that a cold is most likely to settle in the weakest part.” When you are all played out be careful what you eat, but take Kidney-Wort. A little boy came to his mother and said : “I should think that if I was made of dust I would get muddy inside when I drink.”

Catarrh of the Bladder.

Stinging irritation, inflammation, and all Kidney and Urinary Complaints cured by “Buchnpaiba.” #l. Druggists. Send for pamphlet to E. 8. Wells, Jersey City, N. J. Uncle Sam’s Condition Powder prevonts disease, purifies the blood, improves the appetite, gives a smooth and glossy coat of hair anij keeps the animal in good condition. It cures Distemper, Coughs, Colds,. Fevers and most of the diseases to wiiich Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Hogs and Poultry are subject, and should bo used by every one owning or having the care of ■took. Sold by all Druggists. Mas. Sarah J. Van Buben, whose portrait appears in another column of this paper, is preparing a “ Ladies’ Tome ” which has been used for years for caring those distressing complaints common to wo mankind. It can be bought of Druggists or by addsessing Mrs. Van Buren at 192 Franklin sb, Buffalo, N. Y., who answers letters free. Pure ood-liveb oil, from selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard A Go., N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have' onoe taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. The Howe Scale took first premium at Philaadelpbia, Paris, Sydney, and other exhibitions. Borden, Selleck Sc Co., Agents, Chioago, 111. Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough ■kin cored by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard St Go., New York

On Thirty Days’ Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall. Mich., will ■end their Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Kleotrio Appliances on trial for thirty days to any person afflicted with Nervous Debuity, Lo*t Vitality and kindred trouble#, guaranteeing complete restoration of vigor and manhood. Address as above without delay. N. B.—No risk u incurred, as thirty days trial is allowed. Evert Home should contain Eilert's Extract of Tar and Wild Cherry. This. elebrated remedy will surely cure Colds, Coughs, Croup, Catarrh, Consumption and all Bronohtal complaints. Common Colds neglected, are the cause of onehalf the deaths. Don’t wait for sickness to coma, but this day take home a bottle of Eilert’s Extract of Tar and Wild Cherry, for it may rev* the life of a loved one, when delay would bo death. Bold by all Druggists, Tbt the new brand, Spring Tobaooo.

KBHODED FROM DEATH. William J.Coughlln ot SomervtU., Mass., lay*: In tha fall of 1376 I waa taken with bleeding of Uie lanes, fob lowed by a aeveie cough. I loat my appetite and Saab, and waa oonflned to my bod. In 1877 I waa admitted to tlie hospital. The doctors said I had a bole tn my sane as big as a half dollar. At one time a report went around that I waa dead. I gave np hope, but a friend told rae of Dx. William Haul’s Balsam for the Lungs. I got a bottle, when, to my surprise. 1 commenced to feel bet* ter, and to-day I feel better than for three years past. I write this hoping every one afflicted with diseased lungs will take Db. William Hall’s Balsam, and be convinced that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CUBED. I can post, tirely say it hss done more good than all the other modi* sines I have taken since my sickness.

WEATHER--OR NOT. IV ________ We admire the philosophy of the unfortunate man, who, when everything had been swept away, said, “ Well, there’ll be weather and taxes left, at any rate.” Alas I weather is the “yellow dog” of all subjects; everyone thinks it his Bpccial right to tqy to better the weather, and hurls his anathemas against “ Old Probabilities,” and all who endeavor to assist him In regulating the weather. The following communication is from Prof. Tice, of St. Louis, Mo., the renowned meteorologist and weather prophet of the West. It does not discuss the weather but something surely of more Importance to those who suffer with that painful malady he speaks of: “The day after concluding my lectures at Burlington, lowa, on the 21st of December last, I was seized with a sudden attack of neuralgia in the chest, giving me excruciating pain and almost preventing breathing. My pulse, usually 80, feu to 26; Intense nausea of the stomach succeeded, and a cold, clammy sweat covered my entire body. The attending physician could do nothing to relieve me. After suffering for three hours, I thought—aa.l had been using St. J acors Oil with good effect for rheumatic pains—l would try it. I saturated a piece of flannel, large enough to cover my chest, with the Oil, and applied'lt. The relief was almost instantaneous. In one hour I was entirely free from pain, and would have taken the train to fill an appointment that night In a neighboring town had my friends not dissuaded mo. Asitwas, I tookthe nighttrafn formy home, in St. Louis, and have not been troubled •ince. IWeirS Among the medicinal means of arresting disease, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters stand pre-eminent. It ohecks the further progress of all disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels, revives the vital stamina, prevents and remedies chills and fever, increases the activity of the kidneys, counteracts a tendency to rheumatism, and is a genuine stay and solace to aged, infirm and nervous persons. IV For sale by all Druggist* and Dealers generally.

£ C l. eofl per day at horns. BAmple* worth $5 fie*. 9u b 0 vaU Address Stinson A Co, Portland, Ms. ••QUAKER” BRICK MACHINE. WELLINGTON. O. PAMPHLETS FRBB. Sin A WEEK. #l2 a day at home easily mad*. Oostljr 9/4 outfit free. Address Tbux A Co, Augusts, Me. A BOOK on the proper treatment of the Threat and Luna*, by R.HuHter,M.D,IOJ State Bt,Chioago, /Vs*. SCCa week In yonr own town. Term* and $A outfit SOO free AJdrsa. H. Hallett A Co, Portland. Ms. d» Q/k PER WEEK can be made In any locality. tPO" Something entirely new for agenta. KRontht free. G. W. INGRAHAM A CO., Boston. Masa. VfIIUIQ U Cif If yon want to Inara Telegraphy In a fuirno mCll few months, and ba oertaln ot a alt. nation, address VALENTINE BROS, Janesville, Wla. A MONTH-AGENTS WANTED—9O best sailing artiolaaln tha world 1 1 aample/rss. Y/W/WV Addrass Jay Broueu, Detroit, Utah ftWIIIiI Morphine Habit Cored In M S 18w| I 9 SUI to 20 dnya. No pay till Cnrsa. Ul lUITI De. j. Stephens, Lebanon. Ohio. %X3£B2: C<g64g«^g<g^ASiretaC!-BATlSt.Dnbuqne.l>. LA ny CANVASSERS wanted In every town to. sell onr Magnetlo Corset snd Insoles. Good commissions allowed. Inclose stamp for terms. MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO, 218 State St, Chicago. 11 111 ETC ’IMPROVED ROOT BEER. UIM p W 25r. package makea 5 gallons of a don IllbW 1 clous, wholesome, sparkling TemperI I anc* beverage. Ask your druggist, or sent by mail for 25c. O. B. HIRES, 48 N Dela. Aue, Philada. XKT A XTnftT^Th—Agenta to aell tha only anthorV? A.J3I X JGjU lied picture of the Garfield Family—published under the direction of Mr*. Garfield. Sample* free to A cents that work. Exclusive Territory given. J. H. BUFFORR’t tOMI, Art Publishers. 2M and ISS Broadway. Naw York. DISEASES of THE URINO-GENITAL ORGANS, Blood, Liver. Lunga, Heart, Kidneys, Nerves, Catarrh, Bronchitis. Dyspepsia. Piles, Rheumatism, Early Decay, Vernal* Weakness and all Chronlo Diseases speedily and permanently oared. Book free. Write for advice. DR. S. T. BAKER, Box 104, Buffalo, N. Y.

C A. REED & SONS’ PIANoO New Illustrated Catalogues, 1882, sent free. Special prices. Agents wanted fii every county. KKEII’S TEMPJLE OF MUSIC, IUO State St. CHICAGO. ifet Employment for Ladles. ■MM The Queen City Suspender Company sf CtaWBk) clnnatlaro now manufacturing and IntToduda* their new Stocking gapporter* for Udss and CfelMron, and their uneuualed Skirt Sstysadsn for Udlet, and want reliable lady agentsteaell M '3p-.ii l l \ th«m ia every household. Our agents evaryVdMllWvwlfwhere meet with ready sueee*, and make hand. Hvlil/ U’some salaries. Write at once for terms and so. cure eaclusive territory. Addresa /»! W Oseea City Snspeoder Co, Clartasstt, Ohta gT* Leading-Physicians recommend these Supporters. Al MAKE HENS LAY. An English Veterinary Burgeon and Chemist, now traveling in this country, say* that most of tho Horae and Cattle Powders sola here are worthless traah. lie says that Sheridan’s Condition Powden are absolutely pure and immensely valuable. Nothing on earth win make hen* lay like Sheridan’s Condition Powden. Doee, one teaspoonfnl to one pint of food. Bold CO *B —m.UIIIXML this new TRUSS B Has a Pad differing from si I oth.rm, Is WK eapehaps, with Salf-Adju.Ung Ball •Wmmm HwßsratalskiMssewefy*»y andaight. and aradiealeorsa—fit fiSUSS'TrSa CtL'EMouAuC

THE MARKETS.

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MS* Above is an exact portrait of MRS. SARAH J. VAN BUREN, DISCOVERER OF LADIES’TONIC A preparation which is unequaled for Purifying the Blood and Totting Up the Female System. Ladies’ Tonic Is prepared by Mrs. Van Buren, at loa Franklin St., Buffalo, N. Y., and has been used successfully by ladies for years. It is a sure cure for all Female Complaints, Low Fever, Ague, Scrofula, Sick Headache, and all weaknesses caused by those irregularities which are so common to womankind. This is no Patent Medicine, hut is prepared by Mrs. Van Buren,after yean of experience, and recommended by her, as she knows it will give new life to any broken-down, worn-out or over-worked member of her sex. Wives and Mothers need something to assist nature in holding her own under the constant strain which is constantly dragging them down. Mrs. Van Buren answers all letters fret. Send lor Circulars. For sale by Druggists. Price, *i.oo per bottle.

np • Tonics At this season of the year when the greatest and most rapid changes are going on in the physical condition of our body, it is absolutely necessary to take a reliable strengthening tonic. The trouble heretofore has been to get as a tonic a medicine that was not composed mostly of cheap whiskey doctored with nauseous, disagreeable, and incompatible drugs. Brown’s Iron Bitters is a strictly scientific medicinal preparation, recommended by the medical profession as a complete tonic, composed of Iron —the great strengthener, cinchona bark, and other valuable medicines so combined as to be pleasant to take, thorough in effect,and free from all the objectionable features of other Iron medicines. Brown’s Iron Bitters will not cause headache, constipation, and blacken the teeth as other Iron preparations will. Sufferers from weakness, lassitude, thin blood, sallow complexion, malaria, nervousness, loss of tone in the muscles or digestive organs, stiff joints, pain in the back, or kidney diseases, torpid or inactive liver, will find Brown’s Iron Bitters a reliable and effectual cure for same. Sold at SI.OO a bottle by all dealers in medicine.

FRAZER AXLE GREASE. BsM la tks Wsrld. Gst tit gsislss. Evsjavaua vsJnsisßv&piLt 80OK SCENTS WANTED ft* OURWPJNPIANS li h.d by Authority of, and a fall latredseUsa By Gen. Shermanjsx rim m ! y ire. account of Indlaa snd Frontier Ufa la Ik. I mat W«t ever psblbhsd. StMl portrait. of Oea’l 'rook,-Mils., Cs.tar. Etc. Superb riot at la 1 too ton and ■ p ..did Eo graving.. ItU the fee (oat eolllag book and fraud set chance ever offered A geata. Send for circular., with extra learn* DAO. IIITLKTOIICO., Ckl.age, Uliaala. AGENTS WASTED to Sell the Lives of FrankUesseJames The notorious outlaw*. Complete reoord of their daring exploits. Full account of the shooting of Jesse James; his portrait before and after death: picture# of the stung wife, the two children and the Ford boys. Going like wlltllre. One agent reports 114 orders la • days. Never smelt a chanee to make money. Outfit 60c. Address 0. B. BEACH 4 00, Chicago, HI. P AGENTS WANTED FOR THE ICTORIAL HISTORY™ WORLD Embracing fall and authentic account* of every ns tlon of ancient and modern times, and including a history of the rise and fall of the Greek and Romaa Empires, the middle aces, the ernsades, the feudal eye tern, the reformation, the discovery and settlement ot tho New World, etc., etc. . , , „ It contain* 072 Ope historioalengravinga, and.lsthe most complete History of the World ever published Send for specimen page* snd extra terms to Agents. Address National Pubushxmi Co, Chioago, Ik

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US* KJfINF BOT THi BfcSl , [Hi- (-Hr. AT Y\ CL I^V SO! DflV ALL GROCER.,

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■wonderful |f HI ■ I ■ Because It acta on tha LIVES, BOHKLsB A and KIDSKIS at the same time. I Baoarum it olaanaas tha eystom of the poison-H on* humors that develops in Kidney andUrt-H Unary Diaeaaoa, Biliousness, Jaundice, OoaaU-Q ■ pa tlon. Piles, or In Rheumatism, Neuralgia, ■ Q Nervous Disorders and Female Complaints. ■■ ■HR WHAT PROPLR SAT. n Eugene B. Stork, of Junotlon City, Kansas, PN ■ •»!*. Kidney-Wort cured him after regular Phy M ■ si clans had been trying for four yearn □ Mrs. John Arnall.of Washington, Ohio, aaysH ■ her boy was given up to die by four prominent U ■ gyainian* and that lie we* afterward# eurod tyM U H. M.B. Goodwin, an editor In Ohardon, Ohio, B ■ says hswaa not expected to live, being bloated ■ Q beyond belief, but KUlucyWort oured him. ■ ■ Anna L. Jarrett of South Salem, It. Y, eaysU ■ ihl year* suffering from kidney trouplssH ■Wand other complications was ended by the us* sfflW ■a Kidney-Wort. ■ John B. lawrence of Jsckaon, Tenn., anffarad ■ ■■for years from liver and kidney trouble* aadNN □ after taking "barrel# of other medicines. "lS ■ Kidney. Wort made hire welL ■ Michael Coto of Montgomery Center, Tl H □ suffered eight year* with kidney difficulty ami KJ ■ was unable to work. Kidney Wort made hlntß wall as ever.” PERMANENTLY CURES □kidney diseases. LIVER COMPLAINTS, H H Constipation and Plies. ■ tw It is put un lu Dry Vegetable Farm In H ■ tin cans, one package of which make# six quarts ■ fgof medicine. Also In I-Iquld Forts., very CeaM sent rated, for thoee that oannos readily pre M ■tv Jf oof* with equal eJJUitenaq fa either ferm ■ U «ETIT ATTHK DBUOQISTS. FRICI, fiLMU ■ WELLS, RICH A HDSOX A Co., Frgp’s, ■ y (Will send the dry poet-paid.) srRUSOTDS, TV. J eiy wnr want* wonxti v—. -ex ~ _ w* A If roe a-sal a Laxuriaa. a,<m,u,>„. laetag CTS „ u rauYiA!’srarnc^hlit m INVIUOKATNah, HAIX aaiahara k. kambaigaA, fri Iks ( ,au Saani.h dbaavm ka. NtvXIT XT 'vM^Ea fAILtn. SmJo.ei.T NIX CSMTt u D, J. (IOSIA, mBB* Bes jNf, NsvfiMk, Min. Newer# #f t ll hniifitWM. O. N. P. 9k 20 TXTHEN WRI’JIIIG TO ABYfiRWIBBRga V V please say yon saw tho ofivortloomonl in this paper.