Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 May 1882 — A Few Plain Facts From [ARTICLE]

A Few Plain Facts From

The American Christian Review, Cincinnati Ohio: In our house Allen’s Lung Balsam has been a standard curative for colds during the past ten years, and with uniform success. The thousands rescued from untimely graves all over the country; the almost universal recommendations of physicians in their practice everywhere, the enormous distribution all over the United States, Canada and part of Europe, aro unmistakable evidences of its intrinsic value, and especially adapted for restoring consumptive invalids to their normal relations of health and the inspiring hope of reaching • good old age. The safety of every family would lie consulted by keeping a bottle of iL len’s Lunq Balsam in the house and having 11 ready for application when coughs, colds or croup mako their unwelcome intrusion into tin household. Sold by all Medicine Dealers. Thebe is a story told of a very consequential head-waiter who, observing a man tie his napkin around his neck preparatory to commencing his meal, went up to him aud said : “ You have mattes, mistake, sir ; this isn’t a barbershop.” It was a very good rebuke, but it cost the head-waiter his situation. — Hotel Mail. Said Brown : “ The day I was married I quit chewing tobacco, and I tell you it was pretty hard on me that day, but the next day I was all right again.” “Ah! how's that?” “ Well, the next day I commenced chewing again.”