Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 May 1882 — The Latest by Josh Billings. [ARTICLE]

The Latest by Josh Billings.

I have never known a sekond wife but what was boss of the situashun. After a man gits to be 88 years old he kan’t form any new habits much; the best he kan do is to steer his old ones. Annv man who kan swap horsos or eatoh fish and not lie about it. iz az pi us »« men get to be in this world. The sassyest man I ever met was a hen-pecked husband when he was away from home. An enthusiast is an individual who believes about four times as much as anybody believes. The dog that will follow anybody ain’t worth a cuss. Thoze people who are trying to get to heaven on their kreed, will find out at' last that they didn’t have a through tioket. Too long oourtships are not always judicious. Tlje parties often tire out soaring before the trot begins.