Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1882 — CONSTIPATION. [ARTICLE]

CONSTIPATION.

Persons suffering for any great length of time from constipation must not be surprised to find themselves afflicted, sooner or later, by such annoying symptou.s as sores, blotches, pimples, impure blood, headaches, loss of memory, universal lassitude, kidney affections, bad dreams, etc. Evacuation of the bowels should become a daily habit, in fact, this is one of the first laws of nature, and its obedience is essential to good health and longevity. When this function, through neglect, intemperance, gluttony or vicious indulgences, becomes deranged, Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla should be used to strengthen these parts. This excellent medicine qu ckly assists nature in restoring her lost equiubrium, and its use will permanently cure the severest case of constipation of the bowels and all hver and kidney complaints. It purifies the blood and strengthens every part of the body. It is as pleasant as wine to the taste. An Irishman one day came running into a farm-yard and hurriedly cried for a spade. The farmer, coming out, demanded what he wanted with it, when Pat replied that his friend had stuck in a bog and he wanted to dig him out. “How far is he in?" inquired the farmer. “Up to the ankles,” said Pat. “Is that all?” slid the farmer. “ Then he can puil himself out again. You’ll get no spade here.” Pat, scratching his head, while his face bore evident signs of grief, blurted out, “ Och, but be jabers, he’s in head first!” J. M. Morbison, of Monroe, Ohio, writes: “I was badly afflicted with salt rheum, scrofula, and other syphilitic symptoms of blood poisoning. 1 also was troubled with a bad case of piles, frequently aggravated by continued constipation. My employer recommended me to use Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Deck and Sarsaparilla. It has accomplished a miraculous change, every symptom of bad blood has disappeared, and my bowels have now a regular daily-habit, and the piles have not troubled me since.”

“ When I came to town," said a rich broker, “I hadn’t a penny of my own.” “And have you any now, sir ?” asked a quiet-faced man in the far corner of the room. The broker didn’t answer the question. Perhaps be didn’t hear it Possibly it was a pain in the stomach that drew his face down so suddenly.— Boston Transcript. It was Sydney Smith who retorted upon some one whp had called him an every-day man : “Well, if I am an every-day man, you are a weak one.”