Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1882 — HOW VERY ANNOYING. [ARTICLE]

HOW VERY ANNOYING.

When one is invited out to a hearty dinner how very annoying to feel such dyspeptic symptoms as retasting of the food, belching, heat in the stomach, heartburn, etc. If thus afflicted your digestive organs are weak. Nothing assists nature so effectively in giving tone and strength to the stomach liver, and bowels as that Queen of all vegetable tonics, Dr. Guysotfs Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It is a certain cure for all kinds of dyspepsia. It also cures nervous weaknesses. It is kind and friendly to the brain. It makes good flesh and . blood. It cures hysteria, nervous excitability, wasting of the muscles, and expels all blood impurities. For brain-workers it is especially beneficial; it checks all tendency to insanity. It removes such symptoms as blotches, skin diseases, dimness of vision, loss of memory, cough, catarrh of the bladder, painful urination, dyspepsia, general despondency, etc.

The man who said he lost his leg beting on an election must have been a twin brother to one of the Missouri Confederate soldiers, who, during the war, were to be paid off at Memphis, provided they had the State’s certificate of indebtedness ; on satisfactory proof of loss of the certificate they could be paid. This one, who lacked the document, on being asked where it was, said he had lost it. How had he lost it ? Lost it playing poker. Mb. Charles A. Reynolds, of Madison, Ind., writes: “For ten years I have been trying to regain my health. Sometimes I doctored for my kidneys, again, I would take cough medicines and consumption cures, and then my dyspepsia would nearly kill me, and I had to doctor for that Hearing of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, I bought a bottle. It did me more good than I expected. lam now robust and strong, and have not felt sick for a long time. I feel strong in every part of my body, and at night I eiijoy most refreshing, dreamless slumber.” There are four kinds of men who lose time—the man who is always waiting at the street corners trying to persuade his little dog to catch up to him ; the man who spends four or five hours a day trying to color a bogus meerschaum pipe ; the man who is generally explaining to his friends how and under what circumstances he was presented with his expensive cane, and the man who, having pretty hair, wishes to keep the part in exact shape and appearance.