Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1882 — TWENTY YEARS A SUFFERER. [ARTICLE]

TWENTY YEARS A SUFFERER.

Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir— Twenty years ago I was shipwrecked ou the Atlantic ocoan, and the cold and exposure caused a largo abscess to form on each leg, which kept continually discharging. After spending hundreds of dollars with no benefit, I tried your “ Golden Medical Discovery," and now, In less then throe months after taking the first bottle, I am thankful to say I am completely ourod. and for the first time in ten years can pat my left heel on the ground. I am yours, William Ryder, 87 Jefferson Bt, Buffalo, N. Y»

The editor of an exchange can’t see how the leg artists get on their tigets. Of course not. They go in their dressing rooms and lock the doors, and stuff rags in the chinks just to keep such fellows as him from seeing how they get on their tights, but anybody can see how he gets on his tights, by just looking beyond the green slatted screen, that stands just inside of the first saloon door. — Visscher.

Thousands of women bless the day on which Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription" was made known to thorn. In all those derangements causing backache, dragging-down sensations, nervous and general debility, it is a sovereign remedy. Its soothing and healing properties render it of tbe utmost value to ladies suffering from “ internal fever," congestion, inflammation or ulceration. By druggists.

So fearfully does the saud blow over the Colorado Desert that it acts like a mechanical “sand-blast.” The telegraph poles are polished as smooth as glass; the paint on Bign-posts is worn off as clean as if scraped and rubbed with sand-paper and glass bostles, left for a time on the gound, lose their transparency and are turned into ground glass outside and in.

The original “Little Liver Pills” are Dr. Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” and are extensively imitated. They cure sick and odious headaohe. Private Government stamp with Dr. P>eroe’s signature and portrait mark the genuine. By druggists. Thebe is a famous bare-back rider in Virginia, not a female but a mail rider, who has a pony that has been in the service thirty years. He can carry more, and carry it further than a Krupp gun or an Armstrong rifle ordnance. Oace he earned a cook stove and sixteen feet of pipe over the greater part of his route, which lies between Warrenton and Washington. John G. Whittier's book-mark is the tail of a gray squirrel killed by his cat. Mr. H. F. Winton, of Aurora, IncL, writes: “ I had got tired of taking medicine to purify my blood and correct my liver and bowels. I seemed to be getting worse and worse. A taint of inherited scrofula was the cause of all my illness and distress. Boils and sores were continually breaking out in d fferent parts of my body. A small scratch would make a tig sore. I was also very weak, the least exertion caused me the greatest fatigue. I oommeuoed taking Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, on account of being strongly persuaded by a friend to do so. Its effect has far exceeded my expectations. My skin is smooth, my bowels are regular and my strength greatly increased. I could not have wished for more."

At a fashiouubie diuuer, the dinner cards exactly represented soda crackers. They were made of silk, lined with down, and perfumed. The edges were slightly browned like a cracker, and the stitches confined the silk like a stamp. The guest’s name was printed in the center. A California bee-keeper who can’t ship five tons of honey on an order by telegraph is too slow for that country, and is advised to go East and peddle milk.