Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 February 1882 — The Yearning for the Unattainable. [ARTICLE]

The Yearning for the Unattainable.

Bar a man out of a hog-pen and he will want to take his meals there. Get up a purely professional club and lots of non-professionals will be mad as washed cats because they can’t join. “The redheaded man’s club” is very offensive to certain black-haired men because they can’t join, and we presume it is an anxiety to join the*“ jim-jams” club which accepts only those who have had ’em that is causing so many of our gilded youth to qualify themselves therefor.— Boston Post. Db. Pierce’s “Pellets,” or sugar-coated granules—the original “Little Liver Pills” (beware of imitations) —cure sick and bilious headache, cleanse the stomach and bowels and purity the blood. To get genuine, see Dr. Pierce’s signature aud portrait on Government stamp. 25 cents per vial, by druggists.