Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 January 1882 — A Chapter on Bald Heads. [ARTICLE]

A Chapter on Bald Heads.

A bald-headed man is refined, and he always shows his skull, sure. What dees a bald-headed man say to his comb ? We meet to part no more. Motto for a bald head : Bare and forebare. However high a position a bald-headed man holds, he will never comb down in the world. A bald-headed man never dyes. Advice to bald headers: Join the Indians, who are the only successful hair raisers. You never saw a bald-head man with a low forehead. Shakespeare says : There is a divinity that shapes our ends. Bald men are the coolest-headed men in the world.