Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1881 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

TV j THE COUNTRYMAN r-wj Weather Signal Office. if «B| Mr. Jeremiah Toadvine, of the rural ™- ftflr district, brought a letter of introducP— < tioil to the United States Signal Officer, and by the latter gentleman was shown the beautiful scientific instruk ments for measuring and determining - w-0 the various changes and conditions of the weather. Pointing to the standard thermometer he explained to Mr. ,)o " T. the uses of the heat gauge, wherei 1 upon Mr. T. anxiously inquired if he too -hadn’t nuther un to spare—filch a ~ - nice merchine to sot the weather in ri hayin’ and harvest time.” His Inspects; ~ tionoftheaerometerorwindmeasurer J 1 evoked the expression: ‘‘Wouldn’t wo she be the racket to run the wind . - mill with.” The barometer was •*0 one too many for,Toadvine, and, look- - - ing queerly at the official, as if he li# were utterly nonplussed and bank* 100 ” rupt of words, said: “Friend, did you ever have the reumatis?” The o 2 ■ abruptness of the question surprised the officer, who replied. "No—never.” ,o " ” What” Evidently recollecting i himself, Mr. T. stopped on the ragged -r - edge of the threadbare remark, and stud: "I only wanted to know, for If £ " this trap (pointing to the barometer) ~ shows the good an’ bad weather afore ► h’s tiipe, it would be a bully trap for j I with reumatis; they could * flunk It every time. Up my country when folks lias it they use St. Jacobs -j - Oil. ah’lt’sa powerful nrgyment agin reumatis—it's the upper aorg In the - fight every time.” With tliankß for - the unexpected Information, the offijc - cial politely turned Mr. Toadvine ” over to the usher to show him to ths 0- - street car, while he, looking over his •• paper, read: ” Mrs. T. A. Gist, No. fij * 1204 Walnut street, Philadelphia, Pa., writes: 1 had inflammatory rheums, jo “ tism verybndly. In one footand ankle 1 it seemed to have taken hold with the i# determination to stay, and the morn- _ i ing I obtained the ST. Jacobs On. I 40 could not put my foot down to th# - - floor, even for an instAiit. I used it so that evening for the first time, and the Budt morning for the second time, and that afternoon put my foot down for several minutes. On the Bundny following I could stand up and walk a few steps. On Tuesday could walk about my room and went down stairs by holding on to the banisters. Now I can w alk quite well and there is very little pain loft. Just think) one bottle and a half, and I am almost free frompainl It is a wonderful medicine. Pearce’s new method of computing Partial Payments’ By mail, 10c. Address J. Q. PEARCE, Milan, Tenn 8E a - (ton per day st home. Hamples worth 85 free. W>o to «P£U Address Btinsom A Co., Portland, Me.

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