Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1881 — Too Much University. [ARTICLE]

Too Much University.

Little Johnny Fizzle top was sent to the Sunday school on Austin avenue last Sunday for the first time. The. teacher asked pleasantly : ‘ ‘ Who made you little boy ?” “Why, don’t you know that yet?” asked Johnny, opening his eyes in amazement at the teacher’s ignorance. “O, yes, I know, but I wanted to see if you knew it.” “ Well, if you know it already, then I needn’t tell you,” and he positively refused to impart any more information.—Texas Siftings.