Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 September 1881 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Choice Codfish 6± cents a pound, at Kern’s new Grocery Btore. A certain gentlemau must have been very proud of his wife when he described her as “beautiful, dutiful, youthful and an armful.” • “As bald as a watermelon” is a Texan expression, “and quit** as seedy” might be added with good effect. There fs a young lady in Keokuk, lowa, who is six feet four inches tall, and she is engaged to be married. The man who won her did it in these words: “Thy beauty sets my soul aglow—l’d wed thee right or wrong; man wants but little here below, but wants that little—long. *■—Buffalo Express.

“And where was the man stabbed?” asked an excited man of a physician. “The man was stabbed about an inoh and a half to the median line and about an iuch above the umbilicus.” was the reply., “O yes, I understand now; but I thought it was near the Court House.”

An Irishman refused to pay Ins doctor’s bill, when he was asked the reas on. “ What for shall I pay ?” said Pat. “Sure he didn’t give me anything but some emetics, aud niver a one could I keep on my stomach at all, at all.” FLBX-SEED WANTED!—B ring your Flax-Seed to the Elevator, at Rensselaer, and get .he highest mar ket price. Bates & Havens. Fendig has a full stock of ReadyMade Clothing, of all styles and at all prices. 4 Satisfaction guaranteed. Better goods for less money elsewhere. Call and be satisfied. See advertisement of Roberts & Mikesell, Monticello. Ind., in another column. These gentlemen are solo agents for the sale of the Garr & Scott, and Nichols & Shepard,s engines and machines in Benton, Jasper and White counties. Tney offer special inducements, and those in want of machinery of any kind will do well to communicate with them.

Go to Kern for— Lima Beans, -10 c a canString Beans, - lOe “ Yarmouth Corn, - -15 c “ Cook Tom itoes, - - Ise “ Standard P* aches, - -18 c “ Pie Peaches, - - 12|c “ Caltfobnia Fruits : Apricots, - * - -30 c a can. Green Gages, - -30 c “ Muse. Gapes, - -30 c “ Canned Apples. - -30 c gal “

COMMENCED APRIL lst.lßßl — KANNAL’S IiSAKB DOSAUOIV s&aso.ooi - ' VALUABLE PRESENTS! By purchasing 25 cents worth of Kannnl’s fine Cigars and Tobacco you will secure a Coupon ontitiling you to a share in the distribution of tto following presents: 1 Gold Watch $50,00 1 Sewing Machine 35.00 1 Silver Watch (Stem Winder) 30.00 1 Set Jewelry (ior Lady) 25.00 1 Suit of Clothes (made to order) 25.00 1 Breech Loading Shot Gun No. lOdbl bbl 30.00 t Set Hawthorne’s Works (0 volumes).... 10.00 1 Eight Day Clock 10.00 1 Liorary Lamp (decorated Shade) 9.00 1 Set Shakespeare’s Works (6 volumes).. 7.50 1 Family Cabinet Album 7,50 1 Dressing Case ? 3.00 1 Toilet Set 3.00 1 Box Cigars, 50s 2.50 1 Box Cigars, 505... 2.50 $250.00 The above presents arc to be distributed as the holders of the first 9,999 Coupons shall decide. For full particulars call at EIIETT KANNAL’S DRUG STORE, i£g“Firt door east of Trade Palace.

Air-Line trains now run to Lowell. Trains go south at 8:20 a. m., north at 5:43 p. m. A large stock of Glassware and Queensware just received at Kern’s new Grocery Store, which will be sold cheaper than evei s . JrW. Duvall has seventy acres of land, in Union township, to trade for horses and cattle. The Fair of the Jasper County Agricultural Association will hold at Rensselaer Sept. 13th, 14t.h, 15th and 16th

For the best qualities of Cheese, Dried Beef, Smoked Side and Breakfast Bacon. Shoulders and Sugar Cured Hams, and Pickled Pork and Fish, go to Kern’s New Grocery

Notice of Administration.—Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been appointed Administrator of the estate of Daniel Y. Martin, late of Jasper county, Indiana, deceesed. Said estate is supposed to be solvent. JAMES WISEMAN, August 26, 1881. Administrator.

AUSTIN HOUSE, RENSSELAER INDIANA ’entraUg located. Careful attention paid to the rnrnts and comforts of guests. Excellent tables and goodbeds, etc. Olxarges Reasonablec. w. J*TrV"j4XjX, ipMrp s**. 5 **. rFREE BTJS TO AND F’lß.olA TEbAITTS-.^!