Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 September 1881 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

There is a young lady in Keokuk, lowa, who is six feet four iuches tall, and she is engaged to be married. The man who won her did it in these words: “Thy beauty sets my soul aglow—l’d wed thee right or wrong; man wants but little here btlow, but wants that little—long.*'—Buffalo Express. “And where was the man stabbed?" asked an excited mau of a physician* “The man was stabbed about an inch aDd a half to the median line and about an inch above the umbilicus.” was the reply. “O yes. I understand now; but I thought it was near the Court House.”

An Irishman refused to pay his doctor’s bill, when he was asked the reas on. “What for shall I pay?”said Pat. “Sure he didn’t give me any tiling but some emetics, and niver a one could I keep on my stomac h at all, at all.” Rev. J. W. Loder will preach at Egypt school house next Sunday at 10$ o’clock a. m., and at Watson’s at 4 p. m. Yesterday morning, Wesley Price, of Rarkley township, during a fit of of religious insanity, inflicted upon himself a terrible wound, which, under the Mosaic Law, would forever exclude him from the congregation of the Lord.

FLBX-SEED WANTED!—B ring your Flax-Seed to the Elevator, at Rensselaer, and get he highest market price. Bates & Havens. September Term, Commissioners’ Court is in session this week. Rev. A. W. Wood has returned from conference, and will leave next week for his new field of labor. Fendio has a full stock of ReadyMade Clothing, of all styles and at all prices. Satisfaction guaranteed. Better goods for less money than elsewhere. Call and be satisfied.

See advertisement of Roberts & Mikesell, Monliccllo, Ind., in another column These gentlemen are solo agents for the sule of the Garr & Scott, and Nichols & Shepard,s engines and machines in. Benton, Jasper and White counties.' Tney offer special inducements, and those in want of machinery of any kind will do well to communicate with them. Go to Kern for— Lima Beans, - loe a canString Beans, - -10 c “ Yarmouth Corn, - -15 c “ Cook Tomatoes, - -15 c “ Standard Peaches, - -18 c “ Pie Peaches, - - “ “ California Fruits : Apricots, - - -30 c a can. Green Gages, - -30 c “ Muse. Gapes, - -30 c “ Canned Apples. - - 30egal“

COMMENCED APRIL lst.lßßl KANNAL’S ®MID BbSAX-XOBif — SSSO*©©! VALUABLE PRESENTS! " By purchasing 25 cents worth of Kaunal’s fine Cigars and Tobacco you will secure a Coupon cntitiliag.jron to a share in the diß.iibution of tto following presents: • 1 Cold Watch $50,00 1 Sewing Machine 35.00 1 Silver Watch (Stem Winder) 30.00 1 Set Jewelry (lor Lady) 25.00 I Suit of Clothes (made to order) 25.00 1 Breech Loading Shot Gun No. tOdbl bbl 30.00 1 Set Hawthorne's Works (6volumes).... 10.00 1 Eight Day Clock 10.00 ILi orary Lamp (decorated Shade) . ’ 9,00 1 Set Shakespeare’s Works (6 volumes")!." 7.50 1 Family Cabinet-Album 7,50 1 Dressing Case 3.00 1 Toilet Set 3.00 1 Box Cigars, 505.... 2.50 1 Box Cigars, 50s. 2.50 $250.00 J lie above presents are to he distributed as the holders of the lirst 9,999 Coupons shall decide. For full particulars call at EMMETT KANNAL’S DRUG STORE. door east of Trade Palace.

Air-Line trains now run to Lowell. Trains go south at 8:20 a. m., north at 5:43 p. m. A large stock of Glassware and Queensware just received at Kern’s new Grocery Store, which will be sold cheaper than ever. J. W. Duvall has seventy acres of land, in Union township, to trade for horses and cattle. The Fair of the Jasper County Agricultural Association will hold at Rensselaer Sept. 13th, 14th, 15th "and 16th For the best qualities of Cheese, Dried Beef, Smoked Side and Breakfast Bacon. Shoulders and Sugar Cured Hams, and Pickled Pork and Fish, go to Kern’s New Grocery

Notice of Administration.— Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been appointed Administrator of the estate of Daniel V. Martin, late of Jasper county, Indiana, deceased. 8 aid estate is supposed to be solvent. JAMES WISEMAN, August 26,1881. Administrator,

AUSTIN HOUSE, RENSSELAER INDIANA Centrally located. Careful attention paid to the wants and comforts of guests. Excellent tables and good beds , etc. C 5„ W. Prop’r. BTJS TO A.NT3 FROM TRAINS-^