Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1881 — Woman’s Wisdom. [ARTICLE]

Woman’s Wisdom.

“ She insists that it is more important that her family should be kept in full health than that she should have all the fashionable dresses and styles of the times. She therefore seo-i to it that each member of her family is supplied with enough Hop Bitters, at the first appearance of any symptoms of ill health, to prevent a iii of sickness with its attendant expense, care and anxiety.” All women should exercise their wisdom in this vay .—Neio Haven Palladium. A poor Irishman applied for relief, and, upon some doubts being expressed as to whether he was a proper object for relief, he enforced his suit with much earnestness. “ Och ! yer Honor,” said he, “ I’d be starved long since but for my cat.” “But for-what?” asked the astonished magistrate. “My cat,” re plied the Irishman. “Your eat—how so?” “Shure, yer Honor, I sould her eleven times for Is a time, and she was always home, before I could get there mvself.” Weak women -young or old, married or single, will be greativ benefited by Kidney-Wort.

“There goes the celebrated Mr. C., the lame lawyer,” remarked a lady to her companion, os he passed them in the street. “ Excuse me madame,” said he, turning sharply, “ you are mistaken ; a lame man, not a lame lawyer. ” When one of the older children of my friend was saying her evening prayer, and said, “Give us this day our daily bread,” her little four-year-old sister whispered in her ear, “ Say butter, too, Taty.»”