Democratic Sentinel, Volume 5, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 July 1881 — “ Women Never Think.” [ARTICLE]

“ Women Never Think.”

If the crabbed old bachelor who uttered this sentiment could but witness the intense thought, deep study and thorough investigation of women in determining the best medicines to keep their families well, and would note their sagacity and wisdom in selecting Hop Bitters as the best, and demonstrating it by keeping their families in perpetual health, at a mere nominal expense, he would be forced to acknowledge that such sentiments are baseless and false.—7’imyune. Mary C is a very popular little girl, and is invited to all of the children’s birthday parties, where she never forgets to wish, “ Many happy returns of the day.” Recently she overheard her father telling her mother that Mrs. J , the mother of seven children, hud just had a birthday party, the said “party” being nine pounds, very live weight. Mary at once asked her horrified mamma : “ Shall I trot over and wish her many happy returns of the day ? ” Thousands testify to tbe curative properties of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound in all female complaints. A. G. Lawrence lost SIOO,OOO in bonds in New York the other day, by their slipping through a hole in his pocket. The hole in the pocket would indicate that Mr. Lawrence was a nev sp tper man; but the SIOO,OOO in bonds is against such a theory.— Peck’s Sun. Kidney-Wobt always relieves and cures the worst cases of piles and constipation. The man who has no enemies should look about him to see if he lias any real friends. Warner’s Safe Kidney and Li ver Cure*