Democratic Sentinel, Volume 4, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 January 1881 — A Narrow View. [ARTICLE]

A Narrow View.

There is a Judge in Galveston whose head is as bald as that of the American eagle. A little boy, living next door, has got it into his head that lack of hair is inseparably connected with the title of Judge, consequently when a lawyer, whose head is densely covered with hair, called, and was addressed as “Judge,” little Tommy shook his head, and said : ‘ ‘ You ain’t no Judge. Can’t fool me. ” “ Why am I no Judge ? ” “’Cos yer hair ain’t parted wide enough,” was the guileless reply.—Galveston News. ___________ Doctors say the wearing of seal skin is unhealthy. “Yes; it is decidedly unhealthy for the seals. The more it is worn the faster the seals die.” As a perfectly reliable and economical remedy, we cordiallv recommend Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, pjioe, 25 cents a bottle, For ■ale everywhere. ' ’ ' '