Democratic Sentinel, Volume 4, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1880 — Page 4

THE OUEAM. BY ARTHUR LOT. Oh, shun the ocean’s wave, unlese you’d walv* Safety from ateknesa of the mm, and see Yourself so ill y>u’<l gravely wi<b the grave Would o[ c, and wretched r- tching cease to be! Some grassy you’d Kse uj on the lee, And wish lhat you could land upon the land. Since all your food so freely seemed set free, But vainly von would come with such command, Unless the ship should strand upon some unknown strand. The seas, on day*, hie high When rti ghty winds blow up the deeps below And sea fooii’s raised far up toward the sky, While wavelets into mighty billows grow; Ho ni'ster then the mystery cun know Oi all ti>ai'a hid Ixsne.itli the hideous waves, To which, in vain, woe loudly cri<s out whoa; W ithout a caveat to ocean’s caves Their prey unwavering waves sweep swift as if to graves. Rome uiemorab'e days does memory bring, U hen almost at see-siw one saw the sea, Sometlm s far skyward riant waves ’twou'd fling, Sometimes its breast as smooth as glass would be; When r eked I he ship with huge rocks on its lee, And g< ntlo wind ■ blew waves ot blu«idt hue From every danger seemed the sea then free; Ye>, when o’er ocean blue the fierce win i blew. It’s true, with wrecks the rocky shore swift did it strew. Oil, shun the ocean’s breast, unless you'd breast Iliw northern win is witli their terrific roar, And men the wavs as they swell high and crest, And see its hungry maw gaj>e wide for more Ol human prey, tm.ugh there’s crore in its crawl O shun the o .e'au’s I hie, lest there betide To yi-u some wo ; sale shear yourself on shore, And by some quiet brooklet ever bide, Where, in past days, some dainty maid sighed by your side. —Puck.

THE HUMAN TELEGRAPH.

The Wonderful Telcrrnphlr Rfyatem In the Unman Hkiill—ll«w eadly It Work* When the Wires Are Down or Ont of Bepnlr. Recent investigations into the intricacies of the mind and brain have a realistic or mechanical tendency. The brain ‘ is treated like a vast and complicated telegraph system in a populous community, with various centers of information and intelligence, communicating and intercommunicating their news ana wants, sending messages hither and thither along the nerves, and having their business done at the very extremities of the bodily continent—at the capes Horn and Good Hope represented bv the feet, at the highly organized island nations like England and Japan, to which one may liken the hands and lingers. But all this is so mysterious and hidden that its regular operations cannot be detected. It is only when the telegraph wires break down, or the Atlantic cable ceases working, or the railroad tracks are blocked with the subw, that we fully realize the necessity all these inventions are to our civilization. And so it is only when some portions of the apparatus called the brain is diseased that it is possible to discover the relations of the parts to one and another and to the whole. Even then it is largely conjectural, and the conclusions of some scientists are disputed by others; but still there has been something discovered, and the observations in regard to the organism of that part of the brain relating to speech have, in consequence of paralysis or palsy, been reasonably well determined. Verbal memory, thought, and expression by speech or writing depend upon the activity of what are called auditory and visual word centers of perception; that is, those central brain batteries, as one may call them, where words, after being heard or seen in printer writing, are understood, and given off again in speech and writing. Any breaking down of the nervous telegrapli lines between these centers result in peculiar disorders. Sometimes disease lowers their activity; then there are defects in speech or in the capacity to write or to read. At other times disease may intensify the activity of the battery and telegrapli, and then there will be ilelusions, hallucinations and other mental disorders peculiar to the insane. Among the slight defects in this apparatus, common to nearly all persons, is a momentary forgetfulness of words or names, with power of recovery after a time. But sometimes this defect is permanent and habitual, and the power to recall names and words is entirely gone. One person suffering from this loss of power, caused by paralysis, could not, when asked about his nightcap, tell what it was. “And yet I know very well,” he said, “what it is. but I can’t recollect.” When told that it was a nightcap: “Oh! yes; it is a nightcap.” The same thing, with few exceptions, like his pipe, was reported, when various articles were shown him. He had worked all bis life with a shovel and pickax, but could not recall their names. When they were told him, he would at once recognize the words, but two minutes afterward he was as helpless as before. AT A LOSS FOR A WORD. Many persons in perfect health are often at a loss for a word, but in the diseases of old age this is very common; although it frequently happens that the first letters of words are recollected. A farmer fifty years Old had a stroke of paralysis, resulting in a painful hesitation of speech, which, however, was confined to nouns and proper names.. He could, moreover, recollect the first letter of every word ho wanted to use, but could not recollect the word itself. So he made a list of words he was most in the habit of using, and put them down on a piece of paper in alphabetical form, including the names of iiis family, his servants, and acquaintances. This he kept conveniently in his pocket. If he wished to ask anything about a cow, he would turn to the letter C, and finding the word “cow” would keep his finger upon it until he had finished his sentence and introduced the word. So long as he had his eyes fixed upon the written letters he could pronjouce the word “cow” at the proper place, but the moment he shut up bis book it passed out of his memory and could not be recalled, although he still recollected the initial and could get at the word by turning to his book. Although he could not recollect his own name or those of his acquaintances, he never was at a loss for the initial of the word he wished to use. UNABLE TO SPEAK. The telegraph communicating the word from the ear or eye to the wordcenter may lie in working order, when the line between this word-center and the organ or center of speech is “down.” In this case persons are entirely able to comprehend what is said to them, but, unless by some* accident or event not under their control, they cannot put their thoughts into speech. Many years ago a French artillery officer, who had suffered from a stroke of palsy, recovered the use of his hands and feet. He was able to speak distinctly words which he made no effort to speak, or which were*slowly and loudly repeated to him. But when he tried to speak, only an unintelligible murmer was heard. He could read aloud from a book or paper without the slightest impediment, but if the book or paper was taken away, he could not repeat a single word of what he had so distinctly read a moment before. In this case it is to be presumed that when the words came by way of the eye or car they stimulated the word-cen-ters to the extent of bringing into play the organs of speech, which, without this stimulus, the man’s brain could not do. THE HUMAN PARROT, Sometimes speech is wholly limited in merely repeating the words spoken to the presence of the patient, who is entirely unable to volunteer a statement. A woman who was born in Italy, and had lived iii Spain and France, was, by disease of the brain, deprived of her use of Italian and Spanish, and could speak but little French. She only repeated like an echo and without attaching any meaning to them, the words pronounced in her presence. Another woman who had this imitative trouble, repeated words, even in foreign tongues, she had never heard before. In the hospital when one

patient coughed she would imitate tire cough at once, and repeated every thing that was said to her. A man suffering from a trouble of this sort always replied “my faith,” or when pressed hard looked impatient, and uttered a fantastic oath he had invested —“By the Christen name of my heart I” “I asked him his name and occupation,” says the physician’ “he looked at me and answered, •my faith I’ I insisted, but in spite of his efforts, he only shook his head with an impatient gesture, exclaiming, ‘By the Christen’ name of my heart! As I wished to find out how many words he had at command I asked him, ‘ Are you from a Northern Province?’ He. retreated like an echo, ‘ Northern Province.’ ‘What’s your name?’ ‘Northern Province?’ ‘ Your profession?’ ‘Northern Province.’ ‘ But your name is Martin’’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘You are sure it is Martin?’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘ What part of the country do you come from? Maj tin. ‘No, that’s your name.’ But withan an impatient gesture he exclaimed, ‘By the Christen’ name of my heart!’ ” UNABLE TO WRITE. In other cases the power of writing and spelling is very much impaired, whilst that of speech is affected only to a trifling extent. After a series of epileptic fits a young man first lost, but afterwards recovered, his powers of speech. And his great trouble was in writing. His penmanship was excellent, but he could not readily find the proper words and spelled them badly. He was able to copy correctly from a printed book, making only one or two trivial errors; but in writing from dictation could not spell at all. He could repeat perfectly the most dificult sentences when they were read to him, but when he attempted to read them aloud himself he could not succeed at all, wrongly pronouncing almost every word of two or three syllables. Perhaps the difficulty which some very intelligent and well-educated person find in spelling correctly, arises from an imperfectly developed “visual word sense.” USING THE WRONG WORD. An elderly gentleman was stricken with paralysis which made him completely deaf, but did not interfere with his powers of motion or liis vision. But in speaking he used wrong words, so as to be unintelligible. He recognized the Doctor and was glad to see him, but in trying to call him by name spoke only gibberish. Ho did not comprehend writing. He looked at the sentence, ‘ ‘Are you in pain?” and exclaimed: ‘ ‘Good, good, God. ” He attempted to w rite letters; the address was written two or three times at the head of the sheet, but “My dear sir” was written correctly. The sheet was filled with writing, but no word except wife was intelligible, the rest being utterly meaningless. Some letters were correctly formed, but no words until the end, where his name was signed with a steady hand and in his usual manner. In April a remittance being due him he was greatly excited, vainly trying to make himself understood. At length the letter announcing the remittance was shown him, and it pleased him, but he was not quite satisfied until the money was brought and counted before him. In asking for a bottle of liniment he said: “Bring the cord.” In speaking of pills he had been taking, he said he had been taking potatoes. There was often an association between his ideas and words, as when he saw them moving his vest with his watch in it, he said, “Take care of the break-fall.” Another patient, an old lady, spoke words very distinctly and exactly, but the words either had no application or were ludicrously inappropriate. She would rise very politely to receive a visitor, and kindly motioning to a chair, say: “ You pig, you animal, you nasty beast,” meaning by this that they were to take a sent; and was wholly unconscious of her insulting words. In another instance a man insisted on calling his bed his garden, and not until the words were written out could he be made to understand his mistake. Still another, after an attack of paralysis, always transposed the letters of a word, as in calling the word flute tufle, puc for cup, gum for mug. A woman could write “London” with her left hand, but not “cat ” or “dog” even after hearing them pronounced, though she could spell them very well. In ease of a gas inspector, after an acute attack, he wholly lost the power of writing and readingeven a gas-meter probably. If any familiar object was shown him he could not call it by name, though if it occurred in conversation he pronounced it without hesitation. Asked for the color of a card he could not give it. “Is it blue?” “No.” “Green?” “No.” “Red?” “Well, that’s more like it.” “Orange?” “Yes, orange.” A square and circle were shown him, and he could not name either; but when the circle was called a square, he said, pointing to the square. “ No, but that is.” A MAN WHO SAID “YES” TO EVERYTHING. An Englishman who had been able to transact some business very intelligently went into a saloon for beer, and to his astonishment found he could not speak. Otherwise he was as well and strong as ever. On arriving at home he could say only “oh, dear! oh, dear!” This continued a fortnight, after which he gradually regained his speech, but was still unable tc write. Au intelligent', cheerful old gentleman who could preside at dinner, eat with his left hand, give signs to the servants to pass various articles, and play an excellent game of cards, could only reply “yes” to anything asked him. “How old are you?” “Yes.” “How long have you been ill!” “Yes.” He was not satisfied, however, with these replies, and made impatient gestures, looking pleased when questions to which “yes” could be properly answered were put to him. One day a lady picked up his handkerchief, and he said to her, in a loud and distinct voice, “thanks!” His friends all thought he had recovered his power of speech, and he was implored to say the word again. It was repeated to him aloud, and he tried, but it was all in vain. He never succeeded in saying that or anything but “yes” again. WRITING WRONG. Another person, on being asked to write his name, wrote “was, was, was.” He knew perfectly well this was not what he wanted to write, and was much annoyed, but on being asked to write the name of his birth-place, wrote only ‘ ‘ alone, alone, alone. ” A woman in a hospital, afflicted after this fashion, wrote her name and address thus: Lunnil Siplaa Satreni, Sunest Nut ts Mev tinn—lam. This bore no resemblance to her real name and address.

Humbugged Again.

I saw so much said about the merits of Hop Bitters, and my wife, who was always doctoring and never well, teased me so urgently to get her some, I concluded to be humbugged again; and I am glad I did, for in less than two months’ use of the Bitters my wife was cured, and she has remained so for eighteen months since. I like such humbugging.—H. T., St. Paul.— Pio-neer-Press.

Prehistoric Wheat.

Jim Haywood has made oue important discovery in his life, and that is that wheat was raised in this country long before the advent of the adventurous Cortez. Jim bases his discovery upon a kernel of wheat which he dug out of an adobe brick in the walls of the Pecos Church ruin. The grain was as hard as a rock and was so well preserved that it wore a hole through three pocket-books before Jim got tired of it. He threw it away for its general uselessness.— Las Vegas (N. M.) Optic. When the season for making presents comes, make some sufferer of vour acquaintance a present of a Bottle of Dr. bull’s Clough Svrup, and note the benefit it will do him and the thanks you will receive,

gossip fob The ladies. A Poetical Flirt. I don’t know much about it, And, in order to find out, I want to aak some questions. To free my mind from doubt I want to ask that maiden Bo supernatural!}- good, Who never flirts, and wouldn’t, No, wouldn’t if she could— I want to ask that maiden, With her maxims cut and dried, To tell mo if she’s certain That she's sure she ever tried T I want to ask that noble And most estimable youth Who says girls tiiat flirt are wicked. If he ever tells the truth T 1 want to ask that spinster Who declares, beyond a doubt, That flirting’s wrong and Einful, How she ever found it out? I want to ask the person Who calls flirts “ silly girls," If she isn't over thirty, W ith boughten teeth and curls ? I want to ask those anti-flirt Young bachelors what they In a parlor full of pretty girls Would do with their theory T I want to ask you growlers why You don’t begin to growl At flirting men ? Why 'gainst the girls Alone direct your howl ? I want to ask you preacher folks Who toll us to repent What yon are sermonizing for Bo long before it’s Lent ? I want to ask somebody, Some one who’s very wise, If smiles, and jests, and small talk, And. a side-glance of the eyes, And being friends and friendly With the masculine mustached (Experimenting only on The hearts that have been mashed), If these do make that dreadful thing— A flirt ? Then Heaven help And pity me. for I was once A flirting flirt myself I

Aud Then Sbe Wouldn’t Go. Oh, the perversity of women ! Here is one of the sex at Eureka Springs, Ala., who attempts to elope, but is detected by her husband. Now what follows? Why, in the kindness of his heart he offers to pay the expenses of her intended journey. And she? She Won’t go. As we said in the beginning, Oh, the perversity of women! — Boston Transcript. A Charming Woman. What is more charming than an agreeable, graceful woman ? Here and there we meet one who possesses the fairy-like power of enchanting all about her. Sometimes she is ignorant herself of the magical influence, which is, however, for that reason, only the more perfect. Her presence lights up the home; her approach is like the cheering warmth; she passes by and we are content; she stays a while and we are happy. To behold her is to live; she is the aurora with a human face; she makes an Eden of the house; paradise breathes from her, and she communicates this 'delight to all without taking any greater trouble than that of existing beside them. Is not here an inestimable gift? Sensible Dressing'. There is a class of women one meets with every day whose dressing is above reproach.* They go out to walk, not to show their clothes bat to add to their fine stock of health. They look as if they could sit a horse well, and as if they used often the luxury of a bath. They wear thick soled shoes, with low, broad heels, shapely and well fitting. Their walking mid church suits are of cloth, plain y made, but of exquisite fit. Their gloves and bonnet-strings are above reproach. The hair, well cared for, is prettily waved or curled above the forehead, and worn low, to show the shape of the head—a style that artists love. Unless nature has been very niggardly no false hair is allowable. The bonnet is close and very becoming, and the face is protected by a veil. An ample parasol or umbrella is ready as protection against the sun or rain. What fault can the most censorious man find with a costume like this ?

In ISoyal Ute. The Emperor and Empress of Germany see each other as little as possible. It is somewhat curious how few monarchs do get on with their wives and the wives witli the husbands, for they seldom adore each other. The Empress of Austria is seldom seen in society, and when out riding or driving carries a fan before her face, even when returning the greetings of her royal admirers. She seldom attends the theater or opera, but when the circus comes to town is then seen in her box every night. She knows only one passion, and that is her love of horses and equestrianship. She has her own especial riding establishment, and here she reigns supreme. She will drive a tandem team before her at a relentless pace around the ring, having fresh relays of horses every few minutes. She has a place fitted up in the stable of her favorite charger where she can sleep it she feels so disposed, and where she frequently dictates her letters to her private secretary, while her favorite horse looks over from his stall and is patted fondly by his imperial mistress.

Weak Woman vs. Tyrant Man. Here is an illustration of what can be done by a defenseless, weak, and unprotected woman when left alone to deal with heartless man. It was in Booth’s Theater. A woman entered with seven companions, and took possession of eight orchestra chairs. Presently eight other claimants of the same seats came along. There was a comparison of tickets, and it was found that the party in possession held tickets for the matinee of the preceding Wednesday. Explanation was followed by expostulation, and this, in turn, by denunciation. All in vain. The manager was sent for. “Madam,” said he, “you must relinquish these seats. Your tickets are valueless.” “ That is no fault of mine. J paid for them, and mean to keep them.” “Madam, I insist.” The enemy said nothing, but sat still. The manager argued, appealed, implored, offered other seats, offered a box, offered a stagebox, offered compromise on any terms, while the rightful owners of the seats looked and thought unspeakable things. Said the garrison : “ Tell you what I’ll do; give me two season tickets for Bernhardt in a good part of the house, and I will surrender.” The manager gasped, uttered a blessing beneath his breath, bowed, and declined to continue the conversation. Then he retired in exceedingly bad order. He did not get the seats, but did issue another set of free admissions to pacify the original proprietors.— New York Evening Post.

The ISHishing- Bonnet. It is not every maiden, in these prosaic days, who can summon the "telltale blood” to her cheeks at will, or silently reveal, by an opportune roseate flush, those inward feelings to which many young ladies experience such difficulty in giving verbal expression. But as the value of the blush, as a highly effective weapon in the feminine armory, is still universally recognized by the sex, although it would appear to have somewhat fallen into disuetude, French ingenuity has been at pains of devising a mechanical appliance for the instantaneous production of a fine natural glow upon the cheek of the beauty, no matter how constitutionally lymphatic or philosophically unemotional its proprietress may be. This thoughtful contrivance is called "The Ladies’ Blushing Bonnet,” to the side ribbons of which—those Usually tied under the fair wearer’s chin—are attached two tiny but powerful steel springs, ending in round pads, which are brought to bear upon the temporal arteries by the action of bowing the head, one exquisitely appropriate to modest embarrassment, and by artificially forcing blood into the cheeks cause them to be suffused with " the crimson hue of shame ” at a moment’s notice. Should these ingenious headcoverings become the fashion among the

girls of the period, it will behoove "young men about to marry ” to take a sly peep behind the bonnet strings of their charmers immediately after proposing, in order to satisfy themselves that the heightened color, by them interpreted as an involuntary admission of reciprocated affection, is not due to the agency of a carefully adjusted “ blushing bonnet.” — London Telegraph. The Blonde* Must Go. The blondes must go, says an exchange, because we are weary of them ; because they have been weighed in the balance and found to be anything but fine, true gold ; because it is high time the brunettes were coming to the front, and, finally, because fashion wills it And so the blonde must go. She is no longer to gild the stage and the parlor, and the sudden flood of brightness that psed to be so rare that when, one* an age, a woman was born with it, painters painted her, troubadours celebrated her, and locks of her hair were handed down like a treasure—that brightness is going into eclipse ; and where bleaching baths and alkaline water and annot to and orpiments and bichlorides of tin and gold powders have reigned, litharge and nitrate of silver and Aleppo galls and iron and bismuth are seizing the scepter. No more will the lithe ladies of the spectacular and the burlesque display the new golden fleece as they dance down* the boards and shake at us the wealth of their Fine locks, Stained like pale honey, oozea from topmost rocks. Sun-blanched the live-long summer. No more will every damsel who patrols the avenues out-Saxon the Saxon iu her braids and curls. No more will the little love locks flutter gold-thread-ed round the temples, but dark and heavy braids and waves must supersede them. No more will the delicate fade colors be seen among us, pale as the early sunrise tints ; but deep, rich bodies of colors, of crimson and orange, and emerald, and lapis blue, the only wear of your brunettes, will efface their airy softness. And do they really suppose—the people who utter the pronunciamento —that the blonde is going to cease at their dictum ? The blonde who went—a nondescript, or with black hair, and sat patiently as the camel’s hair brush passed over each hair till the black hair became brown, and the brown red, and the red gold, and the gold flaxen —that silly blonde may go, and all her glory with her. But the blonde of art and literature, and history, the blonde of beauty—could all the Eugenies and Metterniches that ever ruled the court, could all the Cora Pearls that ever ruled the demimonde—banish that blonde when nature has once given her the right to be ? Did Titian paint his women with that hair to have some modiste announce the Jay of liis destiny over, and the blonde a good-for-naught ? And have all the poets that ever handled pen launched out in praise of the hair that Titian painted to have their script become a dead-letter ? Shall Maud, and Enide, and Elaine, and Guinevere depart into the world of shadows with Evelyne Hope, with the Fair Rosamond, with Gurdrun, with the Lorelei, with Porphyria, with David when he went harp in hand before Saul— God's child, with the dew On his gracious gold hair?

A World of Good.

One of the most popular medicines now before the American public is Hop Bitters. You see it everywhere. People take it with good effect. It builds them up. It is not as pleasant to the taste as some other Bitters as it is not a whisky drink. It is more like the oldfashioned boneset tea that has done a world of good. If you don’t feel just right try Hop Bitters.— Nunda News.

HOUSEKEEPERS’ HELPS.

Molasses Cake.—Two eggs, one cup of sugar, one cup of molasses, one-half cup of butter, two teaspoonfuls of salaratus dissolved in one cup of boiling water, spice, and three cups of flour. Craokebs that are not fresh can be made to appear so by putting them into a hot oven for a short time. Watch them carefully, as a minute too long w’ill serve to brown and spoil them. It is no longer * ‘good form” to chop the chickens and celery for salad. They must be cut with a knife, in pieces about half an inch long. Put the celery in just before serving, that it may be fresh and crisp. • Economical Jelly Cakes.—One egg, one cup of sugar, one tablespoonful of melted butter, one-fourth cup of sweet milk, two and a half teaspoonfuls of baking powder, one and one-half cups of butter. Surprise Cake.—One egg, one cup of sugar (rounded), one-ha’f cup of butter, one cup of sweet milk, two and one-half teaspoonfuls of baking powder, two and a half cups of flour, and two teaspoonfuls of lemon extract. Clam Chowder. —One-quarter pound of fat pork, oue quart of white onions, two quarts of potatoes, two cents’ worth of parsley, one-half dozen large tomatoes, fifty clams; cut the pork in small pieces and fry; chop the onions fine and fry; boil the potatoes and chop the clams moderately fine; put all the ingredients together and let them simmer gently until the tomatoes are cooked. The above . quantity makes one gallon of chowder. Spiced Tomatoes.—Select ripe toma, toes, scald enough to remove the skin, cut through the center, take out the pulp and seeds, weigh the clean halves. To eight pounds, in a porcelain kettle, put oue quart of the best cider vinegar, one ounce of whole cloves, one ounce of allspice, one ounce of cinnamon tied in a muslin cloth, and three pounds of brown sugar; in this spiced and sweetened vinegar boil the tomatoes from five to ten minutes, until cooked through; skim out, and allow the syrup to i oil until quite thick, then pour over the tomatoes; let stand over night before tying up, and keep in a cool place. Chow-Chow.—-Two heads of cabbage cut fine; one-half peck of green tomatoes, one-half peck of onions, five dozen cucumbers, slice the large ones, threequarters of a pint of small red and green peppers; sprinkle with one pint of salt, and drain all night; pour off the juice and add one ounce of pepper-grain, one ounce of white mustard-seed, one ounce of turmeric, one ounce of cloves, three tablespoonfuls of ground mustard, two pounds of brown sugar; enough horseradish, grated fine, to make a pint. In laying the pickles put a layer of pickles and a layer of spice. Half the above quantity will make plenty for a family of three or four.

Health of the American Eagle.

[From the Cleveland Penny Press.] To relieve the monotony of the constant important sayings of “Our Candidate,” “ Our Next President ” and “ Our Fellow. Citizen," it is a pleasure for us to present herewith the opinion of one of Cleveland’s most popular druggists, Mr. E. A. Schellentragcr, 717 St. Clair street The gentleman writes: I know of no remedy which has given more universal satisfaction than the Hamburg Drops. I have not heard of a case where they failed to benefit. The very large and daily growing demand for this Great German Blood Purifier is a source of high gratification, for, aside from the pecuniary gain, one takes pleasure in selling an article of such marked efficacy and superior merit. The proprietor of a building site in Wisconsin advertises Iris land for sale in this wise: " The town of Poggis and surrounding country is the most beautiful which nature ever made. The scenery is celestial; also two wagons and a yoke of steers.”

Badly Confused.

Nothing aan b« more comical than the ■cared anxiety of a “cornered” party who doe* not know which aide of the fence to get down on. *A Southern paper tells the following: Soon after .the battle of Prairie Grove, three Confederate officers of rank came into our army to negotiate for an exchange of prisoners. Three Union officers were detailed to negotiate with them. One day, while the commission was in session, an old, gray-headed, graybearded Arkansas fanner walked in and asked: “Es this the Provo’s offls?” Some one attempted to explain, but the old fellow being quite deaf, did not understand, and said: “Yes, I’m a good loyal citizen; I’ve got my protection papers; I’ve been and got' paid for my forage. Its all right. ” “Look here,” said Col. W—-, of the Union army, “you had better be careful about what you say about your loyalty; don’t you see those gentlemen over there?” pointing across the table to where the Confederate officers sat in their gray uniforms. The old man took out a pair of dilapidated spectacles, and fixing them on his nose, closely examined the gray uniforms with their velvet collars and brass stars. His hands trembled violently, and he seemed quite frightened, but collected himself and said to the Confederates: “Well, gentlemen, I meant no offence. I didn’t know—fact is, I’ve alius been a Southern man. I’ve jest got one son, and he’s with Marmaduke. The only other man grown in my family that’s fit for sarvis is my darter Sallie’s husband, and he’s with Rector, and—” “Hold on, old fellow,” cried Col. W—, “what about your being a loyal citizen?” He looked at the other side of the table. Then he readjusted bis spectacles, scanned the blue coats, took off his handkerchief from about his neck, blew his nose, leaned both hands on the table and said: “Well, gentlemen, this is a little mixed, but you jist go on and fight it out among yourselves. I can live under any government. ” c

Coffee.

We Americans drink a good deal of coffee. Some of it is atrociously bad coffee, and a great deal of it is not coffee at all. A certain noted man, who was very fond of a cup of genuine coffee, is said to have stopped at a country inn and said to the proprietor, “Have you any chicory?” “Yes, sir.” “Bring it to me. ” A can was brought to him. ‘‘ Is this all you have in the house?” “I have one more can only.” “Well, bring that.” It was brought. “Now,” said the noted man, placing the cans of chicory in his pocket, “go and make me a cup of coffee.” If the American people could place in its pocket all base imitations of the fragrant berry, a cup of good coffee would not be a rarity. A good deal of our coffee comes from Brazil. Last year we imported from that country about 422,000,000 pounds of coffee. The annual consumption of Mocha, Java and Rio is valued at over 8100,000,000. Put that in your cup and stir it. The best Mocha comes from the province of Remen, in Arabia. All others, as paragraphers would say, are hollow Mochanes. Java coffee comes from Java, Sumatra and Borneo. The roasting of coffee is a business by itself, and the modern coffee-roaster browns a ton and a half of coffee in forty-five minutes. Men who work at the coffee-roasting trade never drink coffee. They have enough of the aroma at their regular business. — Detroit Free Press.

HE WOULD BUN LIKE LIGHTNING.

[From the Chicago Inter-Ocean.] Speaking of candidates and records, it is safe to say that if a man could be nominated for the highest office in the land, with as clear a record for being the fittest, safest and the best, as our famous German friend St. Jacobs Oil has, there would be no doubt of an election,. Party, creed, or denomination would not enter into the canvass. Many of our most influential citizens are enthusiastic upon the subject of this won ilerfnl oil

Sound and Sense.

The following is an illustration of pronunciation and spelling in the use oi wrong words which have the same pronunciation as the right words, and which, properly read, would sound right. The story: A rite suite little buoy, the sun of a grate kernal, with a rough about his neck, flue up the rode swift as eh dear. After a thyme he stopped at a gnu house and wrung the belle. His toAV hurt hymn, and he kneaded wrest. He was two tired to raise his fare, pail face. A feint mown of pane rows from his lips. The made who herd the belle was about to pair a pare, but she through it down and ran with all her mite, for fear her guessed wood not weight. Butt when she saw the little won tiers stood hi her eyes at the site. “ Ewe poor deer! Why due yew lye hear? Are yew dyeing?” ‘ ‘ Know, ” he said, ‘‘ I am feint to thee corps.” She boar him inn her arms, as she aught, too a room where he mite bee quiet, gave him bred and meet, held cent under his knows, tide his choler, rapped him warmly, gave him some suite drachm from a viol, till at last he -went fourth hail as a young hoarse. His eyes shown, his cheek was as read as a flour, and he gambled a hole our. The thirty-eighth annual report reating to the registiy and return of oirths, marriages and deaths in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, for the year which ended Dec. 31, 1879, shows uhere w ere recorded 40,295 births, 13,802 marriages, and 31,801 deaths—943 births iess than in 1878, 909 marriages more, md 498 deaths more. The excess of iving births over deaths, as recorded, was 8,494. I have suffered from a kidney difficulty for the past ten years, accompanied with nervous spasms. Physicians gave mo but temporary relief, but after using three and a half bottles of Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, niy nervous spasms were entirely relieved. My age is 77 years. I recommend this great remedy to all suffering from nervous troubles. MBS. MARY BEESE. Ea«ton, Pa. An Oregon preacher had one of his horses stolen, and he went to his study and prayed that a quickened conscience might oblige the tliief to return it. That veiy night the fellow returned and—stole the other.— Detroit Free Press. The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., Will send their Electro-Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon thirty days’ trial. See their advertisement in this paper, headed. “On Thirty Days’ Trial.” Vegetine is nourishing and strengthening, purities the blood, regulates the bowels, quiets the nervous system, acts directly upon the secretions, and arouses the whole system to action. .. Are all business colleges alike? By no means. H. B. Bryant’s Chicago Business College could accommodate the students of a dozen of the ■mailer kind. Straighten your old boots and shoes with Lyon’s Heri Stiffeners, and wear them again. The Frazer axle grease is the best and only genuine. We know it. Wilhoit'S Fever and Ague Tonic. This old reliable remedy now sells at one dollar.

pr BULL’S COUGH SYRUP

Malarial fevers can be prevented, also other miasmatic diseases, by occasionally using Dr. Sanfords Liver Inviyorator, the oldest general Family Medicine, which is recommended as a cure for all diseases caused by a disordered hver. Eighty-page book sent free. Address Dr. Sanford, 162 Broadway, New York.

VEGETINE. Kidney Complaints. DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS. The symptoms of an acute attack of inflammation of the kidneys are as follows: Fever, pain in the small of the back, and thence shooting downward ; numbness of the tulgn, vomltng, usually at first a deep red color of the unne, which becomes pale and colorless as the disease increases, and is discharged very often with pain and difficulty; ooetiveness, and some degree of colic. In chronic diseases of the kidneys the symptoms are pain in the back and limbs, dryness of the skin, frequent urination (especially at night I, general dropsy, headache, dizziness of sight, indigestion and palpitation of the heart, gradual loss of strength, paleness and puffiness of the iaca, cough, and shortness of breath. In diseases of the kidneys the Vegetine gives immediate relief. It has never failed to cure when it is taken regularly and directions followed. In many cases it may take several bottles, especially oases of loug standing. It acta directly upon toe secretions, cleansing end strengthening, removing all obstructions and impurities. A great many can testify to oases of long standing having been perfectly cured by the VEGETINE, even after trying many of the known remedies which are said to be expressly for this disease. KIDNEY COMPLAINTS. Cincinnati, 0., March 19, 1877. H. R. Stevens: Dear Sir— l have used your VEGETINB for some time, and can truthfully say it has been a great benefit to me; and to those suSerjig from disease of the kidneys I cheerfully recommend it. Respectfully, O. H. SMITH. Attested to by K. B. Ashfield, Druggist, corner Eighth and Central Avenues. Cincinnati, 0., April 19,1877. Mr. H. R. Stevens: I have suffered several years with the kidney complaint, and was Induced to try VEGETINE. I have taken several bottles of your preparation, and am convinced it is a valuable remedy. It has done me more good than any other medicine. I can heartily recommend it to all suffering from kidney complaints. Yours respectfully, j. s. McMillen, First Bookkeeper for Newhall. Gals A Co, Flour Merchants, No. to West Front Street, Cincinnati, O. VEGETINE has restored thousands to health who had been long and painful sufferers. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists. HOOERi STOMACH & ®lTteß s Meets the requirements of the rational medical philosophy which at present prevails. It is a perfectly pure vegetable remedy, embracing the three important properties of a preventive, a tonic, and an alterative. It fortifies the body against disease, invigorates and revitalizes the torpid stomach and liver, and effects a most salutary change in the entire system, when in a morbid condition. tv For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. jprACF Are You Wearing Out? Is your Body or Mind wearing out under excessive labor, care, griof or old age? Do the Stomach, Liver, Kidneys or Urinary Organs refuse to perform their functions? Are your Lungs Weak* Nerves Unstrung, Blood Pale and Watoiy, Flesh Thin, Muscles Flabby and Spirits gone? If so, then no human agency can restore you like Malt BiTTKRS, a pure, uni’ermented Extract of Malt, Hops, Calisaya ana Iron, and the greatest Nourishing and Stieruftlieuing Medicine ever called “ Bitters.’’ Beware of Imitations Simla* ly named. The genuine Malt Bitters bear the Company’s Signature. So‘d everywhere. Mall ISitter* Coinpaav, Boston, Mast.

(A Medicine, not a Drink.) CONTAINS HOPS, BI CHU, MANDBAKX, DANDELION, And nut Purest and Best Medical Qualities OF ALL OTHER BITTERS. THEY CURE All Dfsea sesof the Stomach. Bowels, Blood, Liver. Kidneys, and Urinary Organs, Nervousness. Sleeplessness and especially • Female Complaints. SIOOO IN COLD. Will be paid for a case they will not cure or"*! help, or for anything Impure or Injurious found in them. Ask your druggist for Hop Bltteraand try them before you sleep. Take uo other. D I C. Is an absolute and Irresistible cure for Drunkenness, use of opium, tobacco and narcotics. BMHBKB Send fob Cibculab. ■■BOBKI All above told by drugci.ta. Hop Bitten Mlg. Co., Rochester, N. V., A Toronto, Onl. <t!C to CQfl at hot*.. Samples worth $5 frea. q>o 10 Afldrws *7I*SOM A Go., Portland, Me | Q 11 D C for Consumption it also “IOU O W ns th* best cough medicine. UUANTED—444 Agents. Splendid Photo. Family Record It Picture. Ijtrge profits. C. F. SHORT, Chicago, 111. <1! 70 n week. sl2 a day at home eaally made. Cost ly tp /fc Outfit tree. Address TbVB A Co.. Augusta. Me. BIG WAGES, summer and winter. Samples free. National Copying Co., 300 West Madison at.. Chicago. MJ 'A YEAR and expensea to agents. Outfit Free. Address P « < < O. VICKERY. Augusta. Maine WTjaß a A PRESENTS free. Send address for K particulars. F. TRIFET, 27 School Street, Boston, Mass. <!*ncn A MONTH! Agents Wanted! \4n 11 75 Best-Selling Articles in the world: a aamMIUVU pleZrsa. JAY BRONSON, Detroit, Mich. AAA In Gol<l glven » wa T- S«nd 3c stamp YOUNG MEN #l<M> a month. Every graduate guaranteed » paying situation. Address VALENTINE BROS., Managers, Janesville, Wto. Morphine Habit Co red in 10 lavlllMM to2Odaya. No pay till Cured. WK IWIVI Üb. J. Btkhiexs, Lebanon, Ohio. Male and female agents wanted in every town and city to sell Db. Rhodes’ Elf.<*tbic Transfusing Batteby. Territory secured. Send for Circular. Address W. H. BROWN, No. ®G Tremont St., Boston, Mass. EVERYCHILD Pozzies, so as to a part of the &159 IN aie «oing to give away Feb. 10.1881. The first one will receive Price cents. Address P. O. Box 380* Boston, Maas. YOUaNG mam or OLD* EWMFP lr • Imhut Mourtgehe. tewUe hair any »Urt, doa’t U s.\ •"!f SIX ee.ta fhr lU 'IA’mFL WO inis House UhsUsSiai DIID P Tl? A C Agents wanted everywhere rynt stock In the country; ouaUty and terms the best Conn ’J? 0 . 1113 caU or THE WELLS TEA COMPANY, 2011 ulton «t., N, Y. P. O. Box 45*0. DANIEL F. BEATTY’S ORGANS! 14 STOPS, SUB-HASS & <><JT. COUPLER. SSONLYS6S s>e«t on Trial, W arranted. Catalogue Free. AUUnm OANIItF. BEATTY, WMhinfiton.Kew Jersey.

THE MARKETS.

NEW YORK. Bekves $6 75 @lO 50 Hogs 4 50 @ 8 25 Cotton 10fc@ 4U» Floub—Superfine 3 80 @ 4 30 Wheat -Na 2 Springl 15 @ 1 20 Corn—Ungraded. 59 @ 60 Oats—Mixed Western 39 @ 42 Rye—Western 1 03 (ft 1 04 Pork—Mess..l4 75 @ls 00 Lard B#@ 8?* CHICAGO. Beeves—Choice Graded Steers. 485 (g 5 50 Cows and Heifers.. 2 40 @ 3 50 Medium to Fair 3 90 @4 25 Hogs 4 00 @SOO Flour—Fancy White Winter Ex.... 650 @ 600 Good to Choice Spring Ex.. 450 @ 525 Wheat—No. 2 Spring 103 @1 04 No. 3 Spring 92 @ 93 Corn—No. 2. 41 @ 42 Oats—No. 2 30 @ 31 Rye—No. 2. 84 @ 86 Barley—No. 2 89 (ft 90 Butteb—Choice Creamery 26 @ 30 Eggs—Freah 19 @ 20 Pork—Mess.l2 25 @l4 25 Lard 8 @ B>4 MILWAUKEE. Wheat—No. 1 1 07 @ 1 10 Na 2. 1 04 (ft 1 07 Corn—No X 41 @ 42 Oats—No. 2 30 (ft 31 Rye—No. 1 87 @ 83 Barley—Na 2 73 @ 74 ST. LOUIS. Wheat—No. 2 Red.l 03 (ft 1 04 Corn—Mixed 42 (ft 43 Oats—No. 2.. 31 @ 32 Rye 85 @ 86 Pork—Mess.l3 50 @l4 00 Lard 7JX@ 8 CINCINNATI. Wheat 1 07 @ 1 08 Corn' 42 @ 47 Oats.' 32 @ 33 Ryb 91 @ 92 Pork—Messl3 50 @l4 00 Lard 8 @ 8‘ u TOLEDO. Wheat—No. 1 White 1 05 (ft 1 06 No. 2 Red 1 07 @ 1 08 Cork—No. 2 45 @ 46 Oats—No. 2 33 @ 84 DETROIT. Flour—Choice 5 25 @ 6 25 Wheat-No. 1 White 1 03 (ft 1 04 Corn—No. 1 48 (ft 49 Oats—Mixed 34 (ft 35 Babley (per cental) 1 25 @ 1 90 Pork—Messl4 50 @ls 59 INDIANAPOLIS. Wheat—No. 2 Redl,o2 @ 1 03 Corn 41 @ 43 Oats 30 @ 33 Pork—Clearls 75 @l6 00 EAST LIBERTY, PA. Cattle—Best 5 09 @ 5 25 Fair 4 40 @ 4 80 Common 3 50 @ 4 25 Hogs 4 50 @ 4 75 Sheep. 3 00 (ft 4 75

VStALYS'Z THE /W E ’™W\ BY THE USE OF DR. BOSANKO’S RHEUMATIC CURE, THE GREAT ALKALINE REMEDY. TRY IT AND BE CURED. FELICE, *7£S Cents. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT. Address THE DE. BOSANKO MEDICINE CO, 4 PIQUA, O.

(?OC.i week in your owu town. Terms and $5 Outfit POO free. Address H. UALLETT ± Co.. Portland, Me. OR.VAMENTAL S“ GOLD 8 U tP\ Picture Frames. Ulustra- ■■ jj ■ N ■ KJ Catalogue (sent free by I grß M ■ HI n manufacturer. ■ I WlllvU’ 11. .He F. I. WAIN, 200 to 2U5 Wabash-av. Ollni r P y e is the SAFEST md BEST; it acts instantaleously,producing the most natural shades of Black or Brown: does NOT STAIN the SKIN, and is easily applied. It is a standard preparation. and a favorite on every well-appointed toilet for Lady orGentlernan. Sold by Druggists and applied by Hair-Dressers. Depot, 93 William St., New York. C. N. CRITTENTON, Agt. WSii JLESTEY & C 2 Beattubord VX CELLULOID EYE-CI.ABBEB. • representing the choicest-selected Tortoise-Shell and Amber. The lightest, handsomest and strongest known. Sold Ly Opticians and Jewelers. Made by SPENCER O. M. CO 13 Malden Lane, New York. inoTAWWFERfG From CATARRH And really want to be cured, just name this paper and send 10 cents to Dr. C. R. Sykes, 169 East Madison st.. Chicago, 111., for “The True Theory of Catarrh and full information of a Sure Cure.” Thousands of person! have been cured in the last ten years by his plan. MFIITC WANTED for full p&rticu 813 O Ska aw Q w lars concerning our Eiiraoriiaary Offer! ST4HDARD BOOKS. Address FORSIX EE MvM AK| N, 182 West Fifth Bt., Cincinnati* Ohle LITERARYREVOLUTION O |AI If*® each, formerly $1.0) to sl.2seach ; O VzKbIMI I W I. Macanlny'a Life of Frederick the Great. 11. Carlyle’s Life of Robert Burns. 111. Lam artlne's Life of Mary Queen of Scots. IV. Thos. Hughes’ Manliness g* Ml "V Q each, formerly $l5O of Christ. OKx IM I each: I. Arnold's Light of Asia. .11. Goldsunta’s Vicar of Wakefield. 111. Baron Munchausen’s Travels and Surprising Adventures. For SIX < ENTSs Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress. Illustrated catalogue sent free. AMERICAN BOOK EXCHANGE, John B. Alden, Manager, Tribune Building, New York.

C. GILBERTS STARCH Mmb a—-—---—.

se-VASEIMs-Thi» wonderful substanos la aoknowledffsd by physl elans throughout the world to bo the beet rsmsdydls severed for the ours of Wounds, Burns, Rheuus tUm, Skin Diseases, Piles, Catarrh, Chit bla>ns,<trc. In order mat everyone may try it, it b P“t ? p *“ 16 26 °* nt bottles tor household ns* Obtain it from your drucadst, end you will dad it superlm to anythin* you have aver used. THE BOWELS,and th* KIDNEYS. Kree* omns are the Natural cleansers of JL th *y T ork weU > health will be perS ect, .L£isi e ts? con> *«? o *EF <l ’ dreadful diseases are developed because the blood is poisoned with the been expelled naturally. KIDNE Y-WORT.yiU restore the natural action, and throw off the disease. Thousand have been cured, and all may be. For sale by all Druggista. sapontfier V ‘n’ O° rl^i . n^ 1 " Oonoentratsd Lye and Reliable Family Soap Maker. Directions accompany each Oau for making Hard, Soft and Toilet *oap Quickly. £ t * i «»l»VL-» W i.' 1 /ri» Bnd ??*L n<th - A** 1 7our « fOOBIr f o> **Al OX IFIER, and take no other. Penn’a Salt Manufact’ng Co., Phila. REDI RIVER VALLEY 2,000,000 Acres Wheat Lands best in the World, for sals by ths At. Fail, Minneapolis A Manitoba R ,R. CO. Three dollars per acre allowed the settler for break* tag and cultivation. For particulars apply to 0. A. McKINLAY, Ua4 CtoaußtaatoMr. b*. r ml Mlbb.

TJHIXa GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOB RBEUMATISM, I NEURALGIA, SCIATICA, LUMBAGO, BACKACHE, GOUT, SORENESS or TBB CHEST, SORETHROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS ANB SPRAINS, FROSTED FEET AND EARS, xdtcjgt,Jflrr AND SCAL X>B, General Bodily Palm, TOOTH, EAR AND i HEADACHE, AND 111 BIBER PJUIIS AND JLCZXSBL 1

S* Jacobs Oil

No Preparatioa on earth equals Br. Jacobs Oil as a suns, simple and cheap External Remedy. A trial entail* but the comparatively trifling outlay of SOCzrrs, and sv«Y one suffering with pain can have cheap and positive proof o< u, claims. Dlsß cnON'B IH ELKYKK LAKHUAGKS. SOLO BY ALL DKUOOISTS AMD DEALERS IN MEOICIML A. VOGELER & CO. Baltimore, Md., V.S.M On 30 Days’ Trial. We will send our Electro-Voltaic Balta and othsa Rleotrle Appliances upon trial for K d.ys to those ifflioted with A«-»ou« DelaUty and dieeanet qf a err. ■>>« I mature. Also of the Liver, Kidneys, RheumatMSK Paralysis, Ao. A sure our. guaranteed or no pay. Address Valtule Belt Co.. Mor.bull, Mleh. SOM EARS? CATARRH. Many people are afflicted with these loathsome disease .but very few ever get well from them; this is owing to improper treatment only, as they are readily ouraola if properly treated. This is no idle boast, but a fact I hxve proven over and over again by my treatment Bena for my little Book, free to all; it will tell you all about these matters and who I am. My large Book, 174 pages, TIOUETTEI BUSINESS This ia the cheapest anj cr.Jy complete and reliable work on and Busiuess and »Social Forms. I) tails how to perform all the various duties of life, and how to appear to the best advantage on all occasions. Agents Wanted.—bend for circulars containing a full description of the work and extra terms to Agent** Address NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO.. Chicago, 18. PENSIONS I New Law. Thousands of Soldiers and heirs entitled. Pensions date back to discharge or death. Time limited. Address, with stamp, GIXIRGE E. LEMON, P. O. Drawer 388. Washington. D. C,

NATRONA Is th) best in the World. It is absolutely pure. Li to th* best for Medicinal Purposes. It Is the best for Baking and all Family Ussa bold by sfi Druggists and Orooara, Pem'aSaltManiifact’MCo.,Pliila, / Please write for > our Price List, •'Wr sent f ree to an y address. CongK /b tains prices and defe '7 scrlptiona of all goods Mfi iO®%ln general use, emg(ifcWkMlJbracinq Dr y Goods, Clothing, Boots,Shoes, Harness, Saddles. Guns. Sewing Mach ines, Musical Instruments, Jewelry, Groceries, etc. Samples an 7 c,aßs ot (lr * Goods furnished.No ob gl&Lia Jgations to tiuy. Sat- ‘ iefaction guaranteed. 3 Montgcmery Ward fc. Co., 227 & 229 Wa”70,000 SOLD YEARLY? - The growing popularity and ueefulneM of CABINET or PAUL.OK ORGANS is shown by the fact that Seventy Thousand are sold yearly In the United States. The best are ths MASON & HAMLIN ORGANS, which hava been awarded HIGHEST DISTINCTIONS YOB DEMONSTRATED BUPEIHORITY at KVKBY OHB of ths GREAT WORLD’S Industrial Exhibitions for thirteen years, without one tingle exception. NEW STYLES are ready this season with important improvements. FOR LARGE CHURCHES, splendid organs, with great power and variety, at $570, S4BO, $390 and less prices ( FOR SMALLER CHURCHES, SCHOOLS, Ao., SB4 to S2OO and upwards. SUPERB DRAWING-ROOM STYLES at S2OO to $5lO, and upwards; A GREAT VAs RIETY of SMALLER ORGANS es equal exoeUenoo, though less capacity, or in plain cases, at ssl to S2OO and upwards. Also furnished FOB MONTHLY or QUABTKBLY payments, $5 and upward*. Theee organe are certainly unrivaled in excellence, while the price, are not much higher than there sf very inferior instrument,. Before purchasing any organ sand for lateei rtluetrated Catalogue (32 pp. 4to), containing full descriptions and prices, including naw styles, and much useful information for the purchaser of any organ, which win ba sent free and postpaid. MASON A HAMLIN ORGAN GO, 154 Tyamont Stroet, BOSTON; 44 East 14th Street, NifW YORK- 149 Wabash Amu, CHICAGO. You’-haveT rend thia notice about twenty times before. But did you ever act upon the sugga*. tlon so often made, namely: To ask any boot and shoe dealer for boots with Goodrich’s Patent Beaeemer Steel Protected Role t Ouaranteed to outwear any Sole ever made. If you have not, do so the very next time you want boots or shoes with sola* that will wear like iron and save repairs, and don’t you buy any other. My references are any Sewing Mannino Company or their agents in this country. U. C. GOOURICH, 19 Church St., Woroeator, Mass., and AO BoyneJLv*« Chicago, 111. FOR CHILLS AND FEVKR OAUBXD BY Malarial Poisoning OF THE BLOOD. ’ A Warranted Cor* Price, SI.OO. IT FOB *ALB BT ALL DBUMim. UN dL will positively cure Female Weakness, such as Falling es the Uterus, leucorrhcea, Chronfo Inflsaunatiou oe Ulceration of th* Uterus, Incidental Hemorrhace m Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and Irregular Murtm. tion, Ac. An old and reliable remedy. Send metal card for a pamphlet, with treatment, cures and eertifijwMßjMlF HH |i|i iHiiliMli W 0 w p - Na 4T