Democratic Sentinel, Volume 4, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 October 1880 — Page 4

hagar in the wilderness. BY J. W. HATTON. Alone and friendless; doomed to die. With never a aonl to hear thy cry; Nor food, nor drink, nor shade of tree; Banished I—how cruel it seems to thee I Death-meaning and heartless the decree: Depart, forever, the child and thee I Perish of want, and die unblessed. With the beauteous boy preseed to thy breast I Unseen the hand that leads the way From the home of plenty, far away, To a world of sands, all parched and bare, To die of hunger and despair 1 Hunger and thirst, and the maddening moan Of the dying boy, so plaintive grown That Hagar flees, she knows not where, Crazed with hunger and dazed with care. But a mother’s love, grown strong in death, Constrains her heart, while life and breath Still animates the form of one— The beauteous form of her darling son. Only a bow-shot could she go From eight and sound of Ishmael’s woe; There sat she down and prayed to die— How sad and piteous was the cry 1 Her eyes, bedimmed with scalding tears, Are ope'd at last; she listens, hears A voice sneaking, as from afar: “Behold a well of water near! Rise, drink, refresh thyself and child, And journey yet a little while, For I will make, in future years, A Prince of him thy heart reveres— A father of Kings shall Ishmael be, And source of endless joy to thee.” Columbia, Mo.

JENNIE'S ROMANCE.

BY AEIOU.

“ You don’t pretend to say so ! ” “ But I do, really. •' ‘ ‘ True ? ” *‘ J list as true as yon live and breathe! ” “ Well, I never ! When are you going ? ” ‘* In the morning stage as far as Springfield, and then in the cars.” “ Won’t that be nice ? ” “You can just believe so ! ” “liemember and tell me all about Boston, ” “Oh, Twill.” “ Wish I was going.” “ Wish you was, too.” These were the words of a bit of conversation between two young ladies one Sunday morning, as they stood in the Congregational Church of Perryville, and pretended to be singing “Coronation.” Jennie Jones had confidentially told Ellen White, when they arose to join in the singing, that she was going to Bos ton, and Ellen had expressed herself as perfectly surprised. Tn Perryville, it was a great and iirtportant event for one of the citizens to go as far away as Boston. Once in. a long while some adventurous Perryvillian visited Greenfield or North Adams, and the village merchant went twice a year to Springfield, but no one, excepting perhaps Rev. Mr. Profounde, ever went to Boston. Perryville was an isolated town in the backwoods of Northern Massachusetts, out of hearing of finished civilization, and a little world in itself. The people were Yankees of tin- 1 purest stamp and quality, and as con-ceitcd-as they chose to be. Among the good people of Perryville Mr. Thomas Jones was the magnate—and to be the great man of a Yankee town is to be a person of consequence, Thomas Jones had the best farm in town, was the thriftiest of the citizens, and held all ol the most important town olliees. Jennie was bis only child, and from her birth had been reared to believe her father the one blight star in Perryville. It had dawned on the magnate’s mind that his daughter might become a talented lady if she cOuld only be educated, and he determined that she should have the best educational advantages that money could buy. And so she was going to Boston—there to be transformed from a redhaired, milk-and-water country beauty into a cultured lady.

Ellen White hastened to impart the important news io her next neighbor, Mrs. Phipps, and long before Rev. Mr. Profounde completed his sermon nearly all of the congregation knew of it. They gathered about Jennie when the services were over, and the poor girl was completely overwhelmed by their congratulations. George Harrison came that Sunday evening, as he always did, to “setup” with Jennie. The young man was bowed down with the great sorrow of parting, and was full of sober thoughts. “I want you to remember me, Jennie,” he sadly said. “Of course I will !” Jennie replied. And George went home at 11, fully persuaded that Jennie was the best woman ever created, and apprehensive that some Boston gentleman might entertain the same opinion. Monday morning came toJmnie, not as other Monday mornings usually came. There was no washing to do, no cream to churn. She was free to act her own pleasure, and she moved about the old farm house sublimely sensible that a grand era in her life was about to begin. Her mother was tearful and sad, and George, hiding behind the rail fence, shed great, briny tears. Her father alone was confident. “I’ll rcsk Jennie,” he said; “she’s jest like me, an’ she’ll git along.” As proof of his confidence he placed in the girl’s hands a purse of SIOO. “Put it right inter yer bosom,” he said ; “ they say that pickpockets can’t git at it there. ” Jennie obeyed, and firmly resolved that no pickpocket could get at her treasure. The stage came at 9 o’clock, and Jennie took leave of her parents. The old black trunk that had been her grandmother’s was lashed on the boot, and the journey for Boston began. At the postofiice, Jennie’s boon friendshad met, and, while the stage-driver was waiting for the. mail bags, there was an osculatory leave-taking. Then the lumbering coach drove off, and the happy girl left Perryville behind her. The sun had shown its noonday to the city of Springfield when the fair traveler reached there, and was set down at the depot. There never was a 17-year-old maiden before who saw Springfield in such a brilliant light as she saw it. To the country girl it was something like paradise, but it was not Boston The eastern-bound train came in, and Jennie dutifully obeyed her father’s instructions to take the rear car the moment that the train stopped at the depot. There were but two or three vacant seats, and she chose the one nearest the door. A multitude of forebodings and wondcrings filled her mind. She thought of the possibility of an accident, of the rate of speed that the train would run, of the route, the great Boston beyond, and little Perryville left behind. Mentally she ran over her father’s many injunctions in regard to board bills, car fare, extortionate hackmen, and especially about pickpockets.

Once on a time she had read in the Weekly Gazette a story of a lady’s adventure with a pickpocket, wherein that personage was described as a modern Claude Duval, handsome, black-whis-kered, and wearing an immaculate suit of black and a silk beaver. The story recurred to her mind, and instinctively she looked about the car for one who should have the appearance that the story had named. She started the next moment. In the seat directly before her sat a gentleman, tall, noble looking, and dressed in faultless black. A long and heavy black beard hid his mouth, and from beneath his hat a curly wealth of raven hair was thrown carelessly back. Jennie lost no time in arriving at conclusions. Nothing could have been more confident than her decision. Undeniably the gentleman filled her ideal. Without doubt he was a knight of the road, a wolf seeking whom he might devour. Jennie trembled just a little, and began to hope that the gentleman would not

notice her. She felt of her pocket-book, and resolved that she should keep it at all hazards. . The train started, and Jennie felt a little less perturbed. The dark gentleman took from his pocket a copy of the morning’s Republican, and began to read. , , _ “Just like a pickpocket! Jennie thought. “Perhaps,” she adfled, “he thinks I’ll get sleepy by and by, and then he’ll give me chloroform. But I guess I’m smart enough for him!” The summer scenery of dusty Hampden county lost its charms to the country girl, who, utterly regardless of the changing view of hill and vale, kept her eyes fixed nervously on the very suspicious-looking gentleman in the seat before her. Presently the train reached Palmer, and among the passengers who entered was one gentleman who stopped beside Jennie’s seat, and in a pleasant, manly tone of voice asked “ if it was engaged?” It was slightly unfortunate that the train was just starting, and the questioner’s words were made indistinct to the young lady. She understood the word “engaged,” but the rest of the querv was inaudible to her. “What if I am?” she retorted, quick, petulantly, aiid only as a Yankee girl can. “I wotild like to sit down if it is not,” the gentleman smilingly persisted. “bit down for all I care!” Jennie responded. He took the seat by her side. “ Warm day,” he began. Jennie looked poutingly out of the window. “Yes,” she simply said. “I hope I do not crowd you ; ” the stranger said apologetically, and in such a pleasant voice that Jennie turned and looked forgivingly on him. The gentleman’s face was full and ruddy, and a pair of black eyes smiled in rivalry with the frank lips. He was dressed in a light summer suit, very becoming to the breezy nature that he showed. Jennie had never seen such a captivating man, and she was ashamed of herself for showing so much petulance. She thought that perhaps she was mistaken, and that he had not asked if she was engaged. Of course he wouldn’t, such a fine-appearing man ! Something about him entranced her, and it seemed precisely as it did when she and George Harrison sat on the parlor sofa of an evening. “No, sir, you do not crowd me,” she answered, hesitatingly. “ It is tiresome to ride, is it not?” the gentleman remarked. “ Yes, sir,” was the demure answer. “You are from the West, perhaps ?” “I am from Perryville, sir.” “That is in this State ?” “Yes, sir.”

‘‘ I beg your pardon, but you have eyes like a Western lady’s—gentle, dovelike and calm.” Jennie felt flattered. “The Western ladies are very pretty,” the gentleman said. “ I have traveled extensively in the West, and I have yet to see a lady in New England so fresh ami fair as the Western flowers. I always feel so cold here in Massachusetts, where fair ladies are so rare. You may doubt me, but no fairer face than yours have I seen here.” “Thank you,” Jennie guilelessly answered. The stranger sighed, and continued : ‘ ‘ Now, I am going to Boston, and expect to die of ennui, for fair women are it a discount there.” “ I am also on my way to Boston, sir,” the girl said. “Indeed! Are you going quite through on this train ?” “Yes, sir.” “That is too bad. I stop over in Worcester one train. You are traveling alone?” “Yes, sir.” “If I were only going through, now, f flatter myself I could be of service to von.” “ You might, sir. lam a stranger to Boston, and I should like to be directed. Pa told me perhaps I might fall in with some kind person who would help me .dong.” “Too bad, madam, that duty is duty. I should be pleased to help you. It is no pleasure to travel alone and know no one.” “ I think so, sir. And it is ’specially for ala ly. There are pickpockets, you know.” The last words were uttered in a whisper, and Jennie looked harder than ever on the gentleman in the seat before her. “Yes, there arc pickpockets,” her voluble companion answered, “but I hardly think there are any in this car.” “O, sir,” Jennie whispered. “ I am sure that that gentleman ahead of us is nothing else.” “He has a very indifferent look, certainly,” the affable man said. “But of course you do not carry money with you to any amount ?” “ f have SIOO, sir.” “Ah! Let me advise you not to carry it in your pocket. Thieves are too adept, and would not fail to find it there.” “So pa said, sir, and I put it here in my bosom.” “A good place to carry it, madam.” “Do you think he could find it there ?”

“No, I presume not. My sister declares that her purse is safe there, but mother carries hers in her hat. Either place is safe. My sister would agree with you, .Miss ” “My name is Jones, sir.” ‘‘ A very poetic name ! Mine is Lawrence—Alexander Lawrence. I have no cards with me ; but I am a commercial traveler from D & Co., New York.” Conversation continued. Mr. Lawrence showed himself more and more agreeable, and Jennie was completely won by the charming address of the stranger. Although she was a blushing and sensitive girl, she had some of her father’s common sense, and she saw in the tone and style of her new acquaintance a man altogether different from any one she had ever before met. His refined ease and deference made an immediate impression on her. She was fascinated, and felt that she had found an atmosphere where her lightest words might safely float. There are men who may well be styled male flirts, who trifle with an artless maiden till they read her soul, and then leave its book unclosed. The drummer was such a man. Before the train reached Worcester, Jennie felt that she had known him for a life-time. She told him of her own history, of Perryville, of her father’s wealth, of her purpose in visiting Boston. With rapt attention Mr. Lawrence listened, perfectly satisfied to find that he had opened the girl’s heart, and encouraging her confidence by attentive flattery. * * You must favor me with your address while you are in Boston,” he said, “ for I shall do myself the honor of calling on you. ” Jennie promised that she would, and fondly imagined her pride at having such a gentlemanly admirer. In her heart she determined upon writing to George Harrison the next day, and asking to be released from her engagement. Wouldn’t it be nice to astonish Perryville by announcing her engagement to such a nice gentleman as Mr. Lawrence! In her mind she married the words, “Mrs. Alexander Lawrence.” What would Ellen White say ? Wouldn’t all the good people of Perryville be astonished ? All too soon Worcester was reached. Jennje’s foolish little heart beat rapidly when Mr. Lawrence took her• hand and bade her good-by, with a tender expression of the hope thathe might meet her again in Boston. Then he went out, and Jennie feSt very lonely. She caught one last glimpse of him from the car window,

and then the cars went on, and the dream was over. So agreeable had been the companionship with Mr Lawntnce that Jennie had for a whole hour forgotten all about her fear of pickpockets. Now the thoughts came again. There was the darkbearded gentleman still in the seat before her. There was—no, there was not! She put her hand to her bosom. Her pocket-book was gone. She made the discovery, and announced it with a little scream, and then a succession of shrieks. The attention of all the passengers was excited, and the gallant conductor came running to the rescue, expecting to find the lady in an epileptic fit. “ Oh, oh ! It is gone! He has got it!” she cried, in perfect agony. “What is it, madam?” (The conductor did not ask the question very lias stolen my pocket-book!” she cried. ‘ * Who, madam ?” “He—that fellow—that pickpocket!” indicating the astonished gentleman, who had leaned over the seat, looking mildly at the young lady. “ Which gentleman ?” asked the conductor, not at. all pleased with the disturbance. . “That man.!” Jennie cried. “Don’t Jet him get off! He has got my money ! "I had it in my bosom, and he stole it! Search him ! feet it!” “Madam,” the conductor said, “it is impossible—” “ He’s got it, an’ yon know it!” the girl remonstrated. “ You’re in league with him, I know ! Oh, dear; won’t somebody help me ?” And poor Jennie InAst into a paroxysm of tears. The conductor looked doubtfully at the accused gentk-man, who immediately said: “If the lady th Auks I have her pock-et-book, I am willing that you should search me, conductor. ” The search followed. The gentleman regarded the conductor with a quizzical i expression on his face, as he emptied | first one pocket, then another. The 1 passengers regarded, the proceeding with amused faces. Jennie anxiously watched every movement. lhe pocket book wag not found. “ O dear, dear !” Jennie cried. “ What shall I do ?”

“Madam,” the conductor said, “it was, no doubt, the young man who occupied a part of this seat flhat deprived you of your pocket-book !” “What!” Jennie exclaimed, looking up through her tears. “What! you do not think he'stole it ? No, sir ; that was Mr. Alexander Lawrence, from New York.” “Indeed !” the conductor returned. “And who is he?” Jennie was nettled. “ He is one of the nicest of men,” she answered. “ Did vou ever see him before?” “ What if I didn’t ?” “Madam, you will find him to be the thief. By the way, do you know' who this gentleman is that you have accused of theft ?” “ No.” “ It is no other than Rev. Dr. S , of New York.” Jennie turned deadly pale. What had she done? The name of Rev. Dr. S had often met her eye, and she had thought of him as one of the great men of the United States. Confusion possessed her soul, but her natural frankness came to her rescue. The conductor had gone on down the aisle, and, acting on an impulse of her better nature, she leaned forward. “Dr. S——,” she said, quietly, “I beg your pardon for what I did.” 'lilie reverened gentleman smiled blandly. “ I am glad that you are satisfied of my innocence,” he mischievously said, and added:' “Did you lose a large sum ?” “ One hundred dollars, sir.” “That is, indeed, a great loss,” Dr. S remarked, courteously, “but I think if you act on the conductor’s advice you may recover it.” ‘‘ Do you think Mr. Lawrence took it ?” A nameless fear seized Jennie’s mind. “ I think it probable, madam,” Dr. S answered. “ Just think it all over and make your conclusions.” His manner was so kindly that Jennie felt herself ashamed. Gradually there dawned on her mind the idea that Alexander Lawrence was not only a fraud but a flirt and a hypocrite. It is easy for a New England girl to arrive at a conclusion. The fire flashed to her eyes, and with the rushing of the blood came a sense of hatred for the man in whom she had so foolishly confided, and W'hom she now regarded as an impostor. A feeling of faintness came over her. “ O dear, what shall I do?” was all she could say. The kind heart of Dr. S was touched, and he interested himself in the young lady, inquiring into all of the partien) ars. When Jennie spoke of her parents and her home a tender chord was touched in the clergyman’s heart. He advised her to leave the cars at the next station, return to .Worcester, and there put the case in the hands of the police. Jennie consented to the plan, and, greatly to her surprise and pleasure, Dr. S volunteered to accompany and assist her.

Fortunately the up-train was met at the next station, and Jennie, with Dr. S , left the one train to take the other. The excited gill felt ashamed of her position, and divided her anger between Alexander Lawrence and the author who had dared picture a pickpocket as a man with a black beard, wearing a suit of conventional black. No longer did she distrust Dr. S . When they reached Worcester Dr. S——■ sought the chief of police, and the result of the matter was that Mr. Alexander Lawrence was soon in the hands of the law. The missing pocket-book was not found on his person, but an indictment was procured against him, and after an examination he was admitted to bail. In the strongest terms he deprecated the accusation, alleging that he was * * only flirting. ” Dr. S felt confident that the thief had been secured, and was equally sure that, with the conductor’s evidence, he would be convicted. He took Jennie to a hotel, and, with assurances of hope, bade her good-night. The poor affrighted girl threw herself into a chair, and gave vent to her grief in an outburst of tears. She felt that her money was lost, Boston an impossibility, and a disgraceful return to Perryrille a certainty. In the agony of her sorrow she frantically pulled off her hat and threw it from her—when out rolled the lost pocket-book ! Jennie now remembered indistinctly that she had slipped it from her bosom into her hat that monring when Mr. Lawrence had stepped out for a glass of water, thinking that i t would be safer there. She had been so fascinated by ' the flatterer that the act had been forgotten. Dr. S received the explanatory confession with a merry laugh. Mr. Lawrence was released. In the morning Jennie went on to Boston with Dr. S——, and by him was introduced to a ladies’ seminary. The SIOO did good work, and Jennie returned to Perryville a “finished” young ladj. Of course, Rev. Dr. S married her and George Harrison, and Jennie tells her children of her romance.

A Reminiscence of 1874.

[From the Jackson Patriot.] In 1874, Dr. Jacob Meyer, Saint Louis Mich., gave the following opinion: The Hamburg Drops deserve to be recommended. I have prescribed them for irregularities of the liver, disorders of the stomach and diseases originating from these disturbances, and have observed the most satisfactory results. The Drops also cure consti-. patiop in a short time.

GOSSIP FOB THE LADIES.

My Advice. t -, Really, now, dear Dell Brocaw, I don : t want to pick a flaw In the iife yon please to choose, gs f Hi But I think you do abuse Poor, weak, egotistic man, P* 2 Now deny it if you can. - , jj _• Really, I don’t mean to ve%, 3I I ■ I But there's not one of the sex But would your affections share Gladly, if they did but dare. Surely you must naughty be, : ;*V 4 4 - Or you would with them agree. '» A Really, I don’t mean to chide, But you ought to be a bride. True, all men have self-conceit, But beneath those vests so neat Often beats a heart of gold, At least that’s what I’ve been told. Really, I don’t mean to find Fault, if you’ve made mind, But you’re missing quite a slice Of a cake well filled with spice. All who’ve tried it know 'tin true, But they like it Why can’t ycaif’". Really, I would not reproach, - J 4 But I think you do encroach Upon man’s peculiar right, When-you calmly sleep at night, \ | .4 Never waked by baby% cry s 1? I ' Of “ Paregoric, ere I die! ” ’ - * » I Really, I would not upbraid, But I’d make an enfilade , Right straight through some fellow's * You can borrow Cupid's dart. And I know it will be fun, * If he happens not to rija. ... ■ iu-wjastK W hat! you say you do abhor All things that pertain to war? Surely I am quite obtuse, Else your meaning is abstruse. „ ■ j ‘ Who said war, I’d like to know : ■ ■ Does it with matrimony go? ; . Really, now, to objurgate, I see, full well, it is too late. a I meant to paint the joys, the bliss, Of married life—and only this— Not thinking you would sneer, and scoff, And smell the battle afar off. ; Well, I have only this to say, Should you grow eager for the fray, A solemn thing’s a marriage, vow— I hadn’t thought of it till now— I think your good sense will eschew it; Still I would warn you not to do it. FandOn, 111. Ettie M. Holton.

Uonien All at Sea. There is 110 subject on which women are more helplessly afloat than on matters relating to marine architecture. Such knowledge don’t stick in her brain. The Captain who attempted teaching uauticalism to a party of ladies on a yackt, not long since, fared as follows : Lady No. I—Now,' Captain, yjhat is a sloop ? Captain—-A sloop has but one mast. L. (painting to a schooner) —Is that: a sloop ? C.—No, that is a schooner. A sloop has but one mast, a schooner has two, as you see. Now remember, sloop onemast, schooner two. L.—Certainly. How many masts has a ship ? C.— Three. L.—How many masts did you say a sloop had ? ' C. —One. Sloop one mast, sehoonier two, ship three. L. (pointing to a sloop)—Is that a, schooner ? C.—No; that’s a sloop. Sloop one mast, schooner two, ship three. L.—O, yes, I remember. (Pointing to a ship.) Isn’t that a pretty schooner? C. —That’s not a schooner. That’s a sJiip. Don’t you see it has three masts? L. —O, yes. Isn’t that a big schoonerlying at the wharf there ? C. Schooner ? Now,, how many masts has that vessel ?" L. —Three. C. —Well, what has three masts? . L.—A—a sloop. C.—Sloop ! Sloop has one mast, I tell you ; schooner two, ship three. Lady No. 2.—Why, Jane, how stupid you are. A schooner always has one mast. L. (chatty and quite oblivious of stupidity)—What is a brig ? O.—A brig has two masts, and is rigged like a ship with square sails. Lady No. 2. —Jane look at this sloop coming along. C.—That’s a schooner ; don’t you see the two masts ? Sloop one mast, schooner two masts, ship throe masts. L.—Are those schooners there with three masts ? C.—Yes. L.—l thought you said a schooner had but one mast ? C.—Two ! two masts! Sloop one mast, schooner two, ship three., L. But that schooner has three masts. C.—Well, it is a three-masted schooner. L.—Then a schooner can have any number of masts ? C.—-No. Sloop one mast, schooner two and sometimes three masts, ship three masts. L.—l’m sure I can’t make it out. It’s awfully puzzling. What is a bark ? C. (unable any longer to popularize nautical science, falls back on technical expression)—Vessel with two masts shiprigged and one mast sloop-rigged, square sails on fore and mainmast, and fore and aft sails on the mizzen. L.—Mizzen ! What’s mizzen ? C. —Last mast aft, madam. L.—Aft! What’s the aft ? C.—The stern, madam. L.—Oh, I’m sure I can’t make it out. Is that a sloop there ? (pointing again to a schooner). C.—No ! It’s a schooner? Sloop one mast, schooner two, ship three. L.—How many masts has a man-o’-war ? C.—Three. L.—Weil, what’s the difference between a man-o’-war and a smack? C.—(Groans and is silent.) L.—What are those sticks across the masts of that schooner, Captain ? C. —That’s not a schooner. Schooner two masts, ship three, sloop one. That’s a ship. Those arc the yards which hold the sails. D. Oh !

C.—(encouraged)—Now, the first yard on the foremast is the fore yard, the second is the fore-topsail yard, the third is the fore-gallant yard. , L.—What is that yard sticking straight up out of that little schooner. 0. —Great Scott! that’s not a schooner.’ It s a sloop. Sloop one mast, schooner two. ship three. What you call her yard is her mast. Lady No. 2—Certainly, Jane, how stupid you are. Captain, what are the names of the other masts on that schooner’s yards you were pointing out to us ? C. (Internally)—■■ — £ Lady No. 2—Captain, where are the lubbers ? 0.- (Captain wishes he could tell) — Up there on the ship’s masts near the tops. L. (Looking attentively at a schooner) —Near the top of the masts of that sloop ? C.—No, no ! Further down. Where the futtock shrouds are fastened. No. no, not that vessel. A schooner has do lubbers (mentally), except this one, and they’re on deck. L. (Whose interest in the locality of lubbers suddenly ceases)—lsn’t that a pretty ship sailing along ? C.—Shi)) 1 That’s an bld tub of a schooner, ma’am. Schoohcr'two.masts, ship three, sloop one, I tell you. " ’ L.—Can a sloop have two C.—Sloop one mast, ship three. > - , Lady No. 2—How mapy mafets has a ship, Captain ? : C.—Ship three masts, ; schooner two* sloop one. . . . ■ .•■*'’» * L.—Yes, I know* now. ■■ Scheer ond —no, two masts, sloop twou-no* three,ship one. There !—Wew Popping the Question in Tyrol. Tyrolean maiden sprite by old custom spared the necessity’-bt'-giving tongue to their “Aye ”or “No.” The first time a young man pays a visit as an avowed suitor ho brings with him a bottle of wine, of which foe pours out a glass amj

P it to the object of his affections. Jfi any case she'will not refuse it point blank—that would be too gross an insult; but, should the wooer not be agreeable rf to her, or his declaration come a little too prematurely, she declines the proffered wine, pleading that it looks saur, or that wine dfeag+ees with her, or any other excuse theuemihine ingenuity may suggest. If she likes the lad and is equal to owning it, she empties the glass, taking care not to spill any of the wine, for, if she does, or the glass or bottle be broken; it is an unhappy omen. “ They have’ spilt the wine between them,” say the peasants when a marriage turns out badly. The Science of Cookery* Ruskin thus discourses on cookery: What does ‘ ‘ cookery ’’ mean ? It means the knowledge of Media, and of Circe, and of Calypso, and of Helen, and of Rebekah, and of the Queen of Sheba. It means knowledge of all herbs and fruits, and balms and spices ; and of all .that is healing sand sweet in fields and proves, and savory in meal ; it means carefulness and inventiveness, watchfulness, •willingness and readiness of appliances ; it means the economy of your great-grandmothers, and the science of modern chemist#; it means much tast.iug and no wasting; it means English thoroughness, and French art, and Arabian hospitality ; it means, in fine, that you are to be perfectly and always “ ladies/’ “loaf-givers and, as you are to sjje, imperatively, that. everybody lias 8 some tiling pretty to put on—so that you .are to see,» yet more imperatively, that everybody has something nice to eat. Traveling' Etiquette. The fashionable girl now lays her head on the shoulder of her male companion when traveling, according to a Cincinnati Enquirer writer, who says : “ The nicest girls do it, and they are so demure, so innocent, so unconscious in their manner that nobody could deem the practice harmful. They have the unconcerned air of using a pillow. This would have been reprehensible a year ago; now fashion and mothers permit it> But the man must not so far forget himself as to slyly hug the girl. If he does, she pops bolt upright, and will lean to him no more forever. That is new but approved etiquette.”

Supremacy of lite Dressmaker. Mrs. Julia Ward Howe, in her lecture on -“Modern Society,” strongly portrays the!, supremacy of the dressmaker of today;. “The fashionable women say to her: ‘Do how you will with me. Make me.modest or immodest. Tie up my feet 01; straighten my arms till' the use of tltem becomes impossible. Deprive my figure of all the drapery, dt upholster it like' a window frame. Nay, set me in the middle of a movable tent, but array me so people shall look at me and say I look well. ’ ” [From t|c Detroit Western Ilonip Journal.] 'St Jacobs Oil, is an excellent medicine. Have used it in our household with great benefit,,; . A Suggestive Legend. There is; a terrible legend of CrimTWtary concerning a very massive and idlppsing edifice, which is also very ancjgnt. It iS so vast and impressive that travelers arp profoundly affected, especially those who come from countries where a certain number of persons are anrfttaily destroyed by burning theaters and falling buildings. One such traveler was gazing with admiration upon the edifice, in company with his majesty, the king of the country, and he could not restrain himself from saying: “O king, what is the secret of the wonderful strength of this building, that it has neither tumbled down nor been burned up.” But his majesty, the king of the country was coy, and forebore to answer. Being pressed more closely, however, at length he answered-: “O stranger, its strength is a secret of the state.” The stranger was not dismayed, and, after much entreaty, his pertinacity overcame the reluctance of the king, who finally said with solemnity: “O stranger, when my ancestor began to build this temple it was laid upon insecure foundations. Thereupon he sent for another builder, and said to him: ‘The present corner-stone will be raised, and the present builder placed under it alive, and upon the stone laid upon the body you will proceed to erect the wall. Should it be weak or insufficient it will be taken down; the corner-stone again raised, you will be placed under it alive, the stone will be again laid, and the building proceed once more.’ My ancestor said nothing further; and you now know, O stranger, the secret of these massive walls, and why this building does not tumble down. ” The stranger, says the Crim-Tartar legend, went his way much meditating the marvelous government which was able to prevent flimsy building.—Harper's Magazine. Prevention excels cure every time. Always keep Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup convenient; take it in time and you will be free from Coughs, Colds, etc. Sold everywhere. Price 25 cents a bottle. Not less than half a ton of gold is every year, by dentists of the United States, packed into the cracks, fissures, crevices, and cavities of the mouths of those of God’s humanity, whose molars, cuspids and bicuspids are not exactly sound. In about one thousand years from now somebody will be patenting all the big graveyards in the country for placer digging, or with a sharp horseshoe nail prodding around to pry the plugging out of the teeth filled with gold filling, even as eipicacs now go for cigars with Havana filling.

A Happy Restoration.

I can truly say that I owe my present existence and happy restoration to the hopes and joys of life to the use of Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver (hire, and I say to every one suffering ■from any manner of kidney, liv.er or urinary trouble, “ Use this remedy and recover.’’ W. E. SANFORD. Holley, N. Y., Feb. 25, 1880. The national debt of New Zealand now exceeds $130,000,000, while almost every one of its principal towns is .also heavily in debt to England. Altogether New Zealand owes England nearly $175,000,000, which at 5 percent. is $18.30 per head per annum interest on its population, - taking that at 450,000 souls. London financiers look grave-over these figures, especially in view of the falling off ol the land sales. For Consumptives, Delicate Females, Nursing Mothers, Sickly Children, and the Debility of Age, Malt Bitters, prepared by the Malt Bitters Company, are the purest and richest nourishing agent in foods or medicine ever compounded. You never see the struggle between duty and inclination more strongly than in the respectful attitude of a dbg sitting on the sidewalk, his head bent back and one foot aimed at the back of hig ear, undecided to spring up and answer the imperative whistle of his master or sit still and shoot the flea he has just got the exact Tange and right elevation on.—Hurlinyton Hawkeye.

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Wonderful Effects.

E. B. Dawley, of Providence, R. L, says: “Having witnessed the wonderful effects of Hunt’s Remedy in my own case, and in a great number of others, I recommend it to all others afflicted with Kidney Diseases. Those afflicted by disease should secure the medicine which will cure in shortest possible time. Hunt's Remedy will do this.” Trial size, 75 cents.

Are You Not in Good Health?

If the Liver is the source of your trouble, you can find an absolute remedy in Dr. Sanford's Liver Invigorator, the only vegetable cathartic which acts directly on the Liver. Cures all Bilious diseases. For Book address Dr. Sanford, 162 Broadway, New York.

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Will send their Electro-Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon thirty days’ trial See their advertisement in this paper, headed, “On Thirty Days’ Trial.” Mr. Benjamin Batch, one of the ablest statisticians in the country, died at Newburyport, Mass., at the age of 75. He organized the first life insur ance company in the country, projected several railroads, and was the originator of the national-bank system, advocating it long before the Rebellion. He has also been for fifty years an advocate of the Darien ship canal. Db. 0. E. Shoemaker, the well-known aural surgeon of Reading, Pa., offers to send by mail, free of charge, a valuable little book on deafness and diseases of the ear—especially on running ear and catarrh, and their proper treatment—giving references and testimonials that will satisfy the most skeptical Address as above. Vegetine wili regulate the bowels to healthy action, by stimulating the secretions, cleansing and purifying the blood of poisonous humors, and, in a healthful and natural manner, expels all impurities without weakening the body. Amuse the children with the Puzzle Cards. See advertisement in another column of this paper. Who does not know that H. B. Bryant's Chicago Business College stands at the head of the business colleges of the country ? All respectable dealers sell Frazer axle grease because it is the genuine and gives perfect satisfaction. Read the Puzzle Card advertisement in another column of this paper. Wilhoft’s Fever and Ague Tonic. This old reliable remedy now sells at one dollar. The habit of running over boots and shoes corrected with Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners. Puzzle Cards, new and novel. See advertisement in another column.

Sawrhters, Wive. nnd Mother*. DR. MARCHISI’S UTERINE OATHOLICON will positively cure Female Weakness such as Falling of the Womb, Whites, Chronic Inflammation or Ulceration of the Womb, Incidental Hemorrhage or Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and Irregular Menstruation, Ac. An old and reliable remedy. Send postal card lor a pamphlet, with treatment, cures and certificates from physicians and patients, to HOWARTH A BALLARD, UIICA, N. Y. Sold by all Druggists—sl.so per bottle. Vegetine. More to Me than Cold. Walpole, Mass., March 7,1880. Mu. H. R. Stevens: I wish to inform you what Vegetine has done for me. I have been troubled with Erysipelas Humor for more than thirty years, in my limbs and other parts of my body, and have been a great sufferer. I commenced taking Vegetine one year ago last August, and can truly say it has dono more for me than any other medicine. I seem to be perfectly free from this humor and can recommend it to every one. Would not be without this medicine—’tis more to me than gold—and I feel it will prove a blessing to others as it has to me. Yours, most respectfully, Mbs. DAVID CLARK. J. BENTLEY, M. D., says : It lias done more good than all Medical Treatment. Newmarket, Ont., Feb. 9,1880. Mr. H. R. Stevens. Boston, Mass. : Sir—l have sold during the past year a considerable quantity of your Vegetine, ana I believe in all cases it has given satisfaction. In one case, a delicate young lady of about seventeen years was much benefited by its use. Her parents informed me that it had done her more good than all the medical treatment to which she had previously been subjected. Yours respectfully, J. BENTLEY, M. D.

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B Jacobs Oil

No Preparation on earth equals St. Jacobs Ort as a satk, BURK, simple and cheap External Remedy. A trial entails but the comparatively trifling outlay of 50 Cents, and (n * r .v one suffering with pain can have cheap and jiositivs proof of its claims. Dmgj-piojjS IN ELEVEN LANGUAGES. SOLO BY AU DRUQfiISTS AND DIALERS IN MEDICINE. A. VOGELER & CO. JialtisHore, Md., V. S. A..<DE perdayat home. Samples worth $5 frs., <PU 10 SZ.U Address Stinbon 4 Co.. Portland, M., VOUNC MEN MSSmSTC ■ mor th. Evorv graduate guaranteed a paying enua* tion. Address R. Valentine. Manager, Janesville,Wts. tBAND INSTRUMENT CATALOGUE. Our new catalogue of Band A J Instruments, Music, Snita, JK u||.qyda< Caps, Belts, Pouches, Pompons, Drum Majors P-taffsKWh and Hats, Epaulets, CapLamps, Stands, and Outfits contains 85 paces of information for musician*. Mailed free. Address LYON & HEALY, 162 Stalo St., Chicago, UL Wot Fail 133 I »> for our Price-List for EM Epl 1880. Free to any advhrss up‘>R application. Contains descript ions of every t hing required for personal or family use, with over 1.200 Illustrations. We sell all goods nt wholesale prices in quant .ties to suit the purchaser. The only institution in America who make thia their special business. Address iUOXTGO.MERY WARD CO., 227 and 229 Wiibnsh Avenue. ChiciiKO, HI. PENSIONS! New fl-aw. Thousands of Soldiers and heirs entitled. Pensions date back to discharge or death. Time limited* Address, with stamp, GEOKGB E. LEMON, P. O. Drawer 825. Wnshington. D. C. Encyclopedia TIOUETTE?BUS!NESS This is the cheapest and only complete and reliable work on Etiquette and Business and Social Forms. It tells how to jjcrfoim all the vaiious duties of life, and how to appear to the best advant’go on ajll occasions. AirentM Wanted.--Send for circulars containing a full description of the work and extra terms to Agents. Address NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO., Chicago. 111. n Showing Portraits of the Candidates for President and Vice PrcMidvnt. New and novel. A set of four sent by mail for three 3-cent k tamps. Address CAKI> DEPOT,I79 Fifth Ave., Chicago,lll. NATRONA "2Ib the beet in the World. It ie absolutely pare. It 11 tb. best for Medicinal Purposes. It is the bent for Baking and all Family Uses. Sold by all Druggi.U and Grocer. Penn’aSaltManDfact’wCo.,Pliila.

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