Democratic Sentinel, Volume 4, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1880 — Bald Men. [ARTICLE]

Bald Men.

A bald-headed man is refined, and he always shows liis skull sure. A good novel for bald heads to read—“ The Lost Heir. ” What does a bald-headed man say to his comb ? We meet to part no more. Motto for a bald head—Bare and furbare. However high a position a bald-headed man holds, lie will never comb down in' the w’orld.. The baldheaded man never dyes. Advice to bald-headers—Join the Indians, who are the only successful hair-raisers. What does every bald-headed man put on his head ? His hat. You never saw a baldheaded man with a low forehead, Shakspeare says : “ There is a divinity that shapes our ends.” Bald men are the coolest-headed men in the world. Some bald men have heirs.— Boston Transcript. One Advantage of Tobacco Smoking. I have often wondered, says a sprightly little woman, how any of my sisterhood who has ever kissed a clean man can ever go through the pretense of kissiug a to-bacco-cheAver. Did you ever see one suffer the penalty? This is how she does it: There is a preliminary shudder, and then she shuts her teeth hard, holds her breath, and makes a little pigeon dip at the foul lips of the grinning beast, and then, pale Avith honor, flies to the kitchen, where, if you folloAv her, you Avill find her disinfecting with soap and water. Many of the blessed little hypocrites pretend that they like the smell of. a cigar, but even hypocrisy is powerless to force from a woman the confession of a fondness for hanging, like the bee on a flower, to a tobacco- worm’s lips. If the chances of recovery for an adult be so small Avhen unnecessarily-strong medicine be used, hew much smaller must be the chances of a baby when dosed Avith opiates and other powerful medicines. Dr. Bull’s Baby Syrup is the remedy for the diseases of children. Price, 25 cents a' bottle. '