Democratic Sentinel, Volume 4, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 July 1880 — Be Kind to Yourself. [ARTICLE]

Be Kind to Yourself.

[Peoria (Ill.) Evening Review.] It pays so be kind to everybody; but be kind to yourself all over, and especially to your stomach, which promptly resents ill treatment. Mr. Joseph Pfeiler, Chicago, 111., writes: I suffered with Indigestion and Constipation for a long time. After spending a large amount of money for doctor’s bills, without obtaining relief, I used the Hamburg Drops, and was entirely cured thereby. An Irishman remarked to his companion, on observing a lady pass: “Pat did you ever see so thin a woman as that before?” * ‘ Thin! ” replied the other. ‘ ‘ Botheration! I seen a woman as thin as two of her put together, so I have.” The invalid’s hope and strength beyond all other remedies is Malt Bitters. It is wonderful how the modest citizens who objects to seeing his name in the paper, will want to whip the entire establishment, if it should happen to get in print, with one letter left out. Fickle in appetite, irresolute in mind, and subject to melancholy, try Malt Bitters. “My son,” said a stem parent to a seven-year-old hopeful, “I must discipline you. Your teacher says you are the worst boy in school.” “Well, papa,” was the reply, “only yesterday she said I was just like my father.” Are Yon Not in Good Health ? If the Liver is the source of your trouble, you can find an absolute remedy in Db. Sanfobd’s Live a Invioobatob, the only vegetable cathartic which acts directly on the Liver. Cures all Bilious diseases. For Book address Db. Sanfobd, 162 Broadway, New York. The Voltaic Belt Co., marshall, NUch., Will send their Electro-Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon thirty days’ trial See their advertisement in this paper, headed, “On Thirty Days’ TriaL” You can get an elegant lithographic map in 6 colors, descriptive of the great trip across the American Continent, free, by sending your address to J. R. Wood, General Passenger Agent C., B. <fc Q. R. 8., Chicago, 111 Vegetine is not a stimulating bitters whiot creates a fictitious appetite, but a gentle tonic whioh assists nature to restore the stomach to a healthy action. MEDETUR, being physiological in effect upon the system, revives the morbid organs. One pair of boots or shoes can be saved every year by using Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners. Wilhoft’s, Fever and Ague Tonic. This old reliable remedy now sells at one dollar.