Democratic Sentinel, Volume 4, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 July 1880 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

We often wondered what induced Dr. Bull to invent his celebrated Baby Syrup, but we understand now that he was married man. “ Shai.li I help you to alight ?” asked a city exquisite of a muscular country girl, who was about to get out of a wagon that had just come up to the porch of the rural tavern. She jumped from the wagon and indignantly exclaimed : “What do you mean by asking me if I want a iiglit ? You don’t think I smoke, do you ?” An Ex-Governor’s Opinion. [San Francisco Daily German Democrat.] The above named journal recently contained the report of an interview between Ex-Gov. Solomon and one of its reporters. The Governor had suffered for a long time with severe rheumatic pains which nothing would relieve. Friends advised the use of St. Jacobs Oil, and a half dozen applications banished tiie pains and lameness. “It gives me pleasure to recommend it whenever I can,” said the .Governor. “I am an independent voter, and I can’t support you until I’ve seen your platform,” she said, as he finished proposing. A couple of hours later it dawned upon the young man’s mind that she wanted to know the amount of his salary.

WM! YUM! [Cleveland (Ohio) Plain Dealer.] Well has it been said that the deiiglu experienced under certain conditions of life, cannot be articulated but can only be conveyed by the happy Americanism, Yum! Yum! We do not know if Mr. Chas. Maempel, Independence, 0., said this; but he wrote: About a year ago I was under a physician’s treatment, and paid a doctor’s bill of twenty dollars, without any benefit. One bottle of Hamburg Drops did me more good than all the “doctoring.” * “Not one American woman in twentylive can walk five miles,” says an English physician. See here, Doc., you just show an American woman a street five miles long, with bonnet stores every ten rods, and sec if she can’t walk the whole distance. - Ulcerative weaknesses and debilitating humors of females cured by Malt Bitters. To educate young ladies is to let them know all about the ogles, the omenies, the ifi.es, the ticks, and the mistics; but nothing about the ings, such as sewing, darning, washing, baking, and making pudding. A food and a medicine are combined in the most perfect manner in Malt Bitters. A GREAT New York paper notices the scarcity of small bills. Poor people, who have marketing to do, have noticed the same thing.

Arc iron Not in Good Health? If the Liver is the source of your trouble, you can find an absolute remedy in Db. Sanford's Lives Invigorator, the only vegetable cathartic which acts directly on the Liver. Cures all Bilious diseases. For Book address Dr. Sanford, 162 Broadway, New York. The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., Will send their Electro-Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon thirty days’ trial. See their advertisement in this paper, headed, “On Thirty Days’ Trial.'’ Tiie attention of our readers is invited to the anne unceinent in another column of Messrs. Montgomery, Ward & Co., Chicago, 111. This firm have always been the first in war on prices, and the fact that they have made a general reduction is of interest to airy one who intends buying any class of goods for personal or family use. They keep on hand in their,mammoth establishment nearly every article known to the civilized world.,

Vegetine is not a stimulating bitters which creates a fictitious appetite, but a gentle tonic whioh assists nature to restore the stomach to a healthy action. Btkaiouten vour old bootß and shoes with Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners, and wear them again. • Wimoft’s Feyer and Ague Tonic. This old reliable remedy now sells at one dollar. Medelur will cure dyspepsia ; languor, mental exhaustion, and all the attending miseries. HOFMANN'S HOF PILES, n specific cnre for Fever and Ague, Biliousness and Malarial Poisoning of the Blood. Fifty pills for 60 cents. A CAKD.-To all who are suffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, etc., I will send a Recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph I. Inman, Station V, Hew York City. HctAlN’B VEBMIFUGE BONBONS for Worms in Children are delicious and never fail to cure.

“ Oh, how I do wish my skin was as clear and soft as yours,” said a lady to her friend. “You can easily make it so,” answered the friend. “ How ?” inquired the first lady. “By using Hop Bitters, that makes pure, rich blood and blooming health. It did for me, as yon observe.” Bead of it.— Bulletin. In regard to the method of coloring butter. The theory is that cows, when well fed and cared for, will make yellow butter; the fact is that not one in ten will, except in times of flush pasture. This is just the reason that the very best dairymen in this country use Wells, Kichardson & Co.’s Perfected Butter Color.— Moore's Rural.

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