Democratic Sentinel, Volume 3, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 October 1879 — Rools to Keep Heldy. [ARTICLE]

Rools to Keep Heldy.

Yoost eat when you feel liked. To ent vas hooman. To eat when you dond cood got .something to eat vas brootal. Broots got more manners like dot. ' Dond vhent into a sick chamber on an empdy shtomack. Dond gone into an entpdy chtunber on a sick shtomack too. \ hen you go oud in der cold froezv vind, shut out your mouth üb; at der same time talk out lout mil' rapidly to keep off der shilline.«s oud. Dond trink a quart of water during a meal. Efen chickens dond do dot. Nefer shwallo seme harsh dill you got shivallowed your mad. Dogs voodn’t do if. Did you efer in mine life saw a dog growl vhile enchoying a schweed piece of bone. Dhey vus so calm like a summer dream, expecially ofer dhey vas surrounded by odder shtartling kaniues.—| Carl Pretzel.