Democratic Sentinel, Volume 3, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1879 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

M. E. social at the parsonage tonight He who smiles at another's mistakes forgets his own ignorance. If there is anything in this prper that don’t suit you, go to the “devil” for satisfaction;

Prof. of last Summer’s notoriety came into onr office Tuesday last. He approach •<! the knight of the “stick” in the following manner: “Mr. Editor.” At this juncture we recognized the gentleman to be i person of superior intellect, find, from the expression of his eye we concluded at once that he w?s a delineator of character. We felt awed and for the moment, overcame, for we knew that he was reading our inmost thoughts. After a paintul pause he continued. “I am a delineator of character." and with ourguilty conscience which makes us all cowards we replied “Ye yes, that’s what [ see.” Another pause and the Prof, shut his left eye and exclaimed, “I see here (placing his hand upon our head) depicted the organ of cowardice; If a rattlesnake would bite at you, you would be sure to dodge.” We felt like striking the professor for this attack upon our bravery, but forbore and waited coming events. The Prof, continued after fumbling at some length with our head, “I see here the oigan of combatitiveness largely developed.” This was more than we could stand’ and rising from the chair, the Prof saw business iu our eye and started, shielding him self with his hand exclaimed “hold! 111. go and examine the head of A. McCov” His plug hat and arm> blouse vanish through our door. Whether he delineated the eharae ter of Mr. McCoy or not. we are un able to say, but hope that we may never see him again.

“Standard goods, small profits and quick sales’’ is Ralph Fendig’s motto. Cull and examine his stock and prices before going elsewhere. Dried and Canned Fruits at Catt & Smoot’s. Tobaccos and Cigars of the best brands at Catt & Smoot’s. Sugar, Coffee, Teas and Spices, at bottom prices, at 0. C. Starr’s new Cash Store. A large stock of dried and canned Fruits, at C. C. Starr’s among which can be found choice California fruits. ! such as Apricots, Peach and Green Gage Plums.

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