Democratic Sentinel, Volume 2, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 December 1878 — A Woman Who Was Afraid of Being Kissed. [ARTICLE]

A Woman Who Was Afraid of Being Kissed.

A man was once walking along one road, and a woman along another. The two roads finally united, and man and woman, reaching the junction at the same time, walked on together. The man was carrying a large iron kettle on his back; in one hand he held by the legs a live chicken, in the other a cane, and he was leading a goat. Just as they were coming to a deep, dark ravine the woman said to the man: “I’m afiaid to go through that ravine with you; it is a lonely place, and you might overpower me and kiss me by force.” “If you were afraid of that,” said the man, “you shouldn’t have walked with me at all; how can I possibly overpower you and kiss you by force when! have this great iron kettle on my back, a cane in one hand, and a live chicken in the other, and am leading a goat? I might as well be tied hand and foot.” “Yes,” replied the woman; “but if you should stick your cane into the ground and tie the goat to it, and turn the kettle bottom side up and put the ohjcken into it, then you might wickedly kiss me in spite of my resistance" f* Success to

thy ingenuity, O woman!” said the rejoicing man to himself; “I should never have thought of such expedient.” And when they came to the ravine he stuck his cane in the ground and tied the goat to it, gave the chicken to the woman, saying, “Hold it while I cut some grass for the goat,” and then, lowering the kettle from his shoulder, imprisoned the chicken under it, and wickedly kissed the woman, as she was afraid he would.