Democratic Sentinel, Volume 2, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1878 — Answers to Correspondents. [ARTICLE]

Answers to Correspondents.

Eureka Politician.—You had better remain where you are. As a rule meaner men are elected to office in Eureka than in Elko county. Policeman—.lt is always better to arrest and disarm a man before beating him over the head with a six-shooter. It is safer and more systematic, and it is the rule generally adopted by the police in the large cities. Subscriber.—lt makes no particular difference whether you pay your subscription or not. It doesn’t cost anything to speak of to run a newspaper in Tuscarora, and we can always realize enough for personal expenses by disposing of our exchanges to proprietors of Cninese wash- houses for wrapping paper. Chesterfield.— Shying a spittoon through a mirror is regarded as a gross breach of hurdy-house etiquette. At a select hardy ball the recognized full dress for a gentleman is a stiff-brimmed hat and a whistler. Amelia, Elko. —First pare your com carefully with a carpenter’s drawiDgknife. Out out the crown of a felt hat and spread on the inner surface a thick coat of Hucks & Lambert’s axle grease. Use this as a plaster, and ia a few days you easily pry out the loosened roots with a crowbar, — Tuscarora (W ev.) Times-Beview,