Democratic Sentinel, Volume 2, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1878 — Why He Wouldn’t Marry Her. [ARTICLE]

Why He Wouldn’t Marry Her.

“ Marry her! by George! I would if it wasn’t for her confounded nose.” “ Nose! Ha, ha! What’s the matter with her nose? Is it too short, too long, or crooked —which? You’re too fastidious, young man. A woman may be a charming wife and have any one of these deformities. ,r •• It isn’t any of them, old fellow. The fact is I like Kitty—like to look at her and talk with her—but any closer relationship I Could not endure. Her nose is too o-d-o-r-o-u-s!” Unfortunate Kitties should use Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, the wonderful disinfecting properties of which instantly sweeten the breath, destroying all offensive odor. To its mild, soothing, ana healing effects the most inveterate cases of catarrh promptly yield. Bold by druggists.