Daily Greencastle Banner and Times, Greencastle, Putnam County, 3 September 1897 — Page 3

TTTE DAILY BAJSNEK TIMES. G BEEN CASTLE, INDIANA.

Automatic Scrsbbin* MachineXo more women will need to get clown on their knees to scrub the floor. An Englishman has invented a machine which does the work. It resembles a lawn mower and is propelled in the same way. Hot water is placed in a receptacle, and when the machine is moved, flows forth gently and is automatically gathered up by a wiping cloth and brushes to be found in the rear. The rapidity with which the machine scrubs the floor and dries them is remarkable. There Id a Clam of 1’eople Who are injured by the use of coffee Recently there lias been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives it without distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over ^ as much. Children may drink it with great benetit. 15 cts. and 25 cts. per package. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O. Matte Itread of Itones* According to Herault, during the siege of Paris by Henry IV. a famine raged and bread wold at a crown a pound. When this was consumed the people, maddened with hunger, exhumed the dried bones from the charnel house of the Holy Innocents and from these made a kind of bread.

HELD

Maud Mailer Ileviaefl.

Maud Muller on a summer night, wont on her bike in the bright moonlight. She pedaled from six to ten on a trip that would fag the strongest of men. But her heart was light and h^r spirits gay, for It wasn’t work, ’twas nothing but play. Next morning, however, she'd a pam in her head, she was played out and stayed in bed; while her mother hustled in the kitchen below, not to ride a wheel, but to make things "go.” Though the morning was hot and she worked by the fire, she didn't collapse with a punctured tire. Alas for the g.rl and the woman! See? Things are not as they used to be.

Try Allen's Foot F.aso.

A powder to be shaken into the

shoes. At this season your feet feel _ . t swollen and hot, and get tired easily. Ski 1 < ,\

If you have smarting feet or tight ! shoes, try Allen’s Foot-Ease. It cools the feet and makes walking easy. Cures and prevents swollen and sweating feet, blisters and callous spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all pain and gives rest and comfort. Try it today. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial package FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Lo Roy,

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DEVIL’S HEAD ROCK.

DOMESTIC TEA CULTURE.

IN SUPERSTITION

THE INDIANS.

IVork of Nature ami Art Hoatmcn Delight to Watch the Effect of the Introdnetton to the Stone on Vlattom —

Miner* Huh the Forehead.

N A ST KEF, reeky bluff overhanging .i narrow inlet of the

world.

The Future May Find America a Great

Tea Center.

Most people will be surprised to. I learn that tea growing is a successful industry in this country, and that the 1 highest prices are i-ing paid for the | American product of this popular j beverage, says the Washington Star. Secretary Wilson of the department of agriculture lately requested William Saunders, the veteran horticulturist of his department, to visit a famous tea farm at Sumtncrvlle, S. C., and report

Lake o.f the Woods, j upon what lie should see there. Sevabout two and a j enteen years ago Mr. Saunders prehalf miles from the 1 pared an article on “Tea Culture mining village <.t , Probable American Industry,” which Rat Portage, Out., 1 was mainly intended to answer restands one of the | quests coming from all parts of the

country as to the status of tea culture j in the United States. For twen'y | years previous tea plants had been annually distributed in varied quanti-

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Via Michigan Central, ‘’The .Niagara Falls Route.” from Chicago, good going August 21-23. A rare opportunity to go East at very low rates over "A First-class Line for First-class Travel.” Reserve your sleeping car accommodations early by writing to L. D. Heusner, Oen'l Western PassT Ag’t,

119 Adams Street. Chicago. $10.50 to Buffalo and return.

GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL

AND SELECTED.

most freakish objects to be found anywhere in the

It consists of a ledge of solid

An I n< In lieu I or the K «* tort I ° the Man Who Got Fired—An Innult Resented—I'lnnulnc a Restful Time — Too Smooth, Etc. The I'undiilatea. TALKING l*out en-

vironment

And other things

t r. queer,

Ami how some folks is influenced By seasons of the

year;

Jest watch our friendly candi-

date,

And every time you’ll see How Jest afore elec-

tion

He's ez good ez he kin be.

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Don’t Tobacco Spil and Smoke Your Life Away. To quit tobacco easily anil forever, be mag relic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-Bar. the wonder worker, that makes weak men • trong. All druggists, 50c. or tl. Cure guaranteed. Booklet and sample free Address Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York.

AdvTr. to Beginners. Sprinter—“The great thing ir. learning to cycle, is not to lose your head.” Miss Novis—“Oh, I don’t mind my head. It’s losing my seat that hurts."— Pick-Me-Up.

Farts About Alaska. Wrffe to F. I. Whitney. G. P. ft: T. A. Great Northern Railway, for “Facts About A laska,” or send 10 ee'nts in stamps for ‘•Alaska. Land of Gold and Glacier,” a beautifully illustrated booklet containing maps anil descriptive matter. A Brooklyn bandmaster, who blows a cornet, sustained a trill for 125 seconds one day recently.

So Be Didn't. An Irish laborer was seen standing last Saturday night gaydng at the window of a large clothing house, which was Ailed with a most tempting array of suits at ruinously low prices. After a lengthy inspection he was heard to mutter, as he gave his overalls a hitch, “Bedad! Shure, an’ does is glttin' so dom chape, Oi’m ashamed to driss mesilf oop.”

Cheap Kicnr.lon to Virginia Spring*. Wednesday, August 25th, the Big Four and C. & O. It., will sell excursion tickets to White Sulphur Springs, 114.00, and Virginia Hot Springs. ♦15.00, good returning ten days. Call on or address J. C. Tucker, G. N. A., No. 254 Clark St. One of the worst things in the world is to hear man scold when he is so old he gets out of breath. Educate Your Bowel* with Casrareta. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever. 10c. If C. C. C. fail, drufftrists refund money.

A gift with a string to it is a great drawback to charity.

granite which bears a most grotesque ti es , t h,. only purpose at that time boresemblance to a human head, its cav- i ng to encourage the culture of tea ernous mouth partly open, its features plants for domestic purposes in a limdistorted with a horrible grin. This Red way. The cost of labor and de-

monstrosity is commonly known as “Devil’s Head,” but is also called ’'Skull Rock.” It is about twenty feet high above the bluff and about twenty-one feet in width at the widest part. Ears, eyes and a mouth are plainly visible— the latter appearing in the form of a cave, which extends hack in the stone about ten feet, and then, like a veritable throat, shoots down a considerable distance into the hill on which it

rests.

This extraordinary object has attracted the notice of almost every prospector for precious metal who ikis visited the region. There is hardly an explorer who has entered the productive gold fields known as the Rainy and Seine River Et • Dorado who has not touched with the palm of his hand a spot just above the eyes in the belief that this act would bring him luck in his search for the. precious metal. Perhaps the reason for this singular superstition is the fact that the first gold bearing rock ever found in this region was taken from the mouth of this figure, where it is supposed to have been deposited by the Indians years ago. A gold miner traveled 1,500 miles to touch it before going out on a six months’ expedition. It would have

been just as well for

Our Us and Other Eyes. Our I’s are just as strong as they were fifty years ago, when we have cause to use them. But we have less and less cause to praise ourselves, since others do the praising, and we are more than willing for you to see us through other eyes. This is how we look to S. F. Boyce, wholesale and retail druggist, Duluth, Minn., who after a quarter of a century of observation writes: “ I have sold Ayer’s Sarsaparilla for more than 25 years, both at wholesale and retail, and have never heard anything but words of praise from my customers ; not a single complaint has ever reached me. I believe Ayer's Sarsaparilla to be the best blood purifier that has been introduced to the general public.” This, from a man who has sold thousands of dozens of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, is strong testimony. But it only echoes popular sentiment the world over, which has “ Nothing but words of praise for Ayer’s Sarsaparilla.” Any doubt about it? S.nd for the “Curebook.” It kills doubt, and cures doubter,. Address: J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mas*.

fioiency of rainfall were the main obstacles in the way of making tea culture successful commercially. The tea farm visited by Mr. Saunders is gently undulating and the soil is mainly a sandy loam, and he found the farm to he under perfect cultivation. The labor question had been settled by its owner by building a school house on his farm, inviting the people of the surrounding country to send their children there for instruction and in the intervals of the school term he employs the scholars under pay to pick tea. This tea grower has procured plants from all quarters of the globe, lias experimented extensively witli them and has been so greatly encouraged that he declared that were he twenty years younger he would plant 500 acres as rapidly as he could procure the plants. His experiments with the tea plant have been so thorough and successful that Mr. Saunders has recommended that some arrangement should lie made whereby he could impart his knowledge to others, and for this purpose he advises the establishment of a school where the veteran tea I grower could instruct young men so I that they might undertake the wort- nf developing the tea industry of this

me not to have country. The tea from this farm sel's

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UHE DEVILS HEAD ROCK NEAR RAT PORTAGE. ONTARIO.

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Ask vour local agent tor particulars

GO WEST ANO LOOK FOR A HOME. A handsome I »irate,l pam hint d-'serinin .'NEdRASKA sent free on anpllention to P. S. EUSTIS, Gen‘1 Pass.

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touchptl thr lucky stone, though,” he said, “for both the fortunes which have come to me through it have faded away and 1 am now out for the third time in search of what. I have twice squandered with a lavish hand.” The Indians have a legend concerning the “skttil rock” to the effect that it is nothing more nor less than I he petrified head of a great warrior who came from their “happy hunting ground” to protect the tribes of the northwest against extermination by the whites. They therefore look upon the stone with reverence as a talisman. In the earlier days a sort of Indian burying ground was established there by the bravest warriors. The custom seems to have been abandoned, however. The stone was used before the country was surveyed to mark certain locations for the Canadian government, and some of the main survey lines which now cut the country into sections were made from this rock as a basic point. Some one has painted the image with blood red paint, outlining the eyes and nose which appear in the structure of the rock,making them even more prominent than nature left them. This has given the grinning effigy a somewhat funny appearance; certainly it causes in the traveler who beholds it for the first time a very queer sensation, and the boatmen take great delight in frightening the more timid with the unexpected sight, as they pass along the river below. Judging, however, from the number of souvenirs taken from the rock every year, it will not long survive the onslaught of curio hunters. How a Home Start*. This was the subject of a recent communication to the Paris Academy of Sciences. Many instantaneous phoograpbs were made of a horse in the act of starling from a position of rest, and a careful comparison of the pictures, combined with a study of the anatomy of the animal, led to conclusions which are said to be at variance with what has hitherto been believed. It would appear, from this evidence, that the forelegs play an important

The depth to which the sun’s rays penetrate water has been recently determined by the aid of photography. It has been found that at a depth of 553 feet the darkness was, to all Intents and purposes, the same as that on a clear but moonless night. Sensitive plates exposed at this depth for considerable length of time gave no evidence of light action.

lie scorns a sort uv averagt man In ordinary times A chap ez how you seldom sec A spendin’ uv his dimes. He ain’t egzaetly famous for His broad philanthropic; Rut jest afore election

He’s ex

Dr. Kny’s Renovator is mild in ncti#n, certain in effect and 11 positive cure for nervousness, constipation, dyspepsia and liver disease. 25c. Sec advt. The man who invents a substitute for air castles will be entitled to a patent on his discovery.

free

he kin lie.

hen he walks into Coffee John’s The heelers near ami far. To hear his idees on reform, Crowd in around the bar; Am] where’s a freer-hearted man In all tin town than he, For jest afore election He’s ez good ez he kin be. Since business is so sluggish like Ami summer came so late, 1 don’t know what we would do ^ ithout the festive candidate; With his smile so set ami stiddy. Ami his glad, outreachin* hand. He sheds a sort of radiance Wherever he may stand. We hev to take him ez he i: — Leastwise that’s my ideeAnd that may be tin* reason Why his beamin’ face we see. But after he*s elected It makes me sore to say— He wants not our acquaintance Till next election day.

An Incrcaae in 11 cat.

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cent*. Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak men strong, blood pure. 50c, $1. All druggists. A part of every man’s training for old age should be a cultivation of the

game of solitaire.

I never used so quick a cure Tiso’s (Tire for Consumption. J. B. Palmer, Box 1171, Seattle, Wash., Nov. 25, 1895. Pointing to the hypocrites in the church will not make your own sin-

ning any safer.

Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

We speak of secret sms; all sin is secret; when it becomes open it is crime.

Foe** 4 4Mi£t. Itnlanvn

U the oldest and best. It will Un-nk up a cold qulckethan anything elite. It Ls ala ajb n liahle. Try it. We never knew a loafer who did not have a lot of rights coming to him. Mrs. VI'Inftlow**Soothing Syrup For 'hllrfron teething,pofteun the truiii-.reduced inilam. fcttiUuu,allay* pain, Cured wind colic. cents a boiiia. Thomas A. Edison is said to enjoy

reading trashy novels.

To Furr t'oiiHl ipatlon Forever. Take Cascarets Candy i ntharilc. 10c or 25c. If C. C. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money. Every man thinks he ran tell a fun-

ny story pretty well.

WISE WOMEN. Those Who Hoed the First toms of Nervous Derangement. Special from Mrs. PinktutaaL A dull, aching pain at the lower part of the back and a sensation of little rills of heat, or chills running down the spine, are symptoms of general womb derangement. If these symptoms are not a—Jinpanied by leucorrluea, they are^ precursors

of that

weakness. It is worse r. than folly \wH to neglect these symptoms. Any woman of common sense will take steps to Cure herself. She will realize that her generative system is in need of help, and that a good restorative medicine i# a positive necessity, it must be » med.cine with specific virtues. As a friend, a woman friend, let me advise the use of Lydia E Pinkhum’s Vegetable Compound. If your case lias progressed so that a troublesome discharge is already established, do not delay, take the Vegetable Compound at once, so as to ton*' up your whole nervous system; yoa can get it at any reliable drug atort . You ought also to use a local application, or else the corrosive discharge will set up cm inflammation and hartiening of the parts. Mrs. Piukhaci. r Sanative Wash is put up in packets at 25 cents each. To relieve this painful condition this Sanative Wash is worth its weight in gold. Mrs.G koro k W. SfTEi’a ri>, W atervhef-r N. Y., says: “ I am glad to state that I am cured from the worst form of female weakness. I was troubled w-y much with leucorrhcBa, bcariiig'-dbwn pains and backache. Before using Mrs. Pink ham's Kemediejc it seemed that. I had no strength at alL I was in pain all over. 1 began to feel better after taking the first dose of Vegeta ble < : Compound. 1 have used five bottles,, and 1 feel like a new woman. I know if other suffering women would only try it, it would help them-’’”

for $1 per pound, is of high quality •ind it is believed that his success establishes the fact that tea can lie grown in this country so as to he commercially sue cssful. The I’rohlciH of the Weather. According to a paper by Mr. Mi Adie, recently published by the Smithsonian Institution, it appears douhtful if the official weather-forecasters are today much in advance of their predecessors of twenty-five years ago. This means that an extension must be made of our knowledge of the atmosphere before more ; c urate weather predictions will become possible. The establishment of an aero-physical observatory is advocated for the stduy o’’ all the influences and conditions that affect and govern the weather. Ii is asserted that the origin of the electricity of thunder-clouds is as little understood today as was the nature ol lightning Itself before Franklin’s famous experiment with his kite nearly one hundred and fifty years ago. RAM’S HORNS. The seeds of virtue grow best when planted early. To get money without work haF made all the thieves. Your acts will not to right while your thoughts go wrong. Satan can wax fat in a heart too small for Jesus to squeeze into. "Success is costly.” Paste these three words across your mirror. Nothing is more to he dreaded in church or state, than ignorance on

fire.

When weeping mothers are given the ballot their tears will put out the fires

of distilleries.

A drop of the oil of humility will save a man from a great deal of the smart of humiliation. Solomon took the world for a text and preached the shortest sermon on record—"all is vanity.” A sermon hasn’t been preached until it has got into a few pairs of shoes and

Hojack Does your employer treat you as warmly now as he did at first? Tomdik—More so. Hojack Indeed? That’s good. Tomdik—Yes. He tired me yesterday. —Up-to-Date. All Twins. Tlie tramps who "lost everything in tin* Mississippi floods" are now abroad in the land. One of them approached a benevolent old gentleman in Atlanta Sunday. “And you say." said the old gentleman, “that your children were drowned in the flood?" "Yes, sir," replied the tramp, wiping his eyes with his coat sleeve; "seventeen of ’em, sir!” “God bless me!” exclaimed the old gentleman. "you are a young man scarcely 30, and——” "I know it, sir,” interrupted the weeping tramp, "but they wuz all twins.” Atlanta Constitution.

I’laiinlng it Kctftil Time. "Well, 1 did as you requested told your wife she must go to the mountains.” "I hope you fixed it so she won’t take me with her.” "Yes; I told her that she ought to find a big mountain, and have it all to herself.”—Chicago Record. Too Smooth. "Why have you quit riding the bicycle with Miss Smoothly, Dick?" "She knows the town too well. She would pilot me to an ice cream parlor in the quietest residence district I could find." Detroit Free Press. Kesentcd*

Try Grain=0! Trv Grain=0!

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you n package of GRAIN O, the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well ns the adult. All who try it, liko it. GRAIN-O has Hint rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is made from pure grains, and tlio most delicate stomach receives it without distress. '4 the price of coffee. 15 cents and 25 cents per package. Sold by all grocers. Tastes like Coffee Looks like Coffee

KDCCATIONAI.. CHICAGO ATHENAEUM.

l:iK r . acadeniit*, ami niidit. 26tlt

mens STANDARD Of THE WOPlfl. $ 7 5

One Standard One Price Two short nestnee. Usi mean s (treat deal Merer? bicycle rider Tie V.-c deircca a ,If lit- at a.,terial, cuaslmtltoa aad elefoace which studs lor the world . pattera. j The second eatpkssiieo . the fact that no one can bu) an 1807 CoUnida cheaper than you. Just remember these twataola. 1896 Columbus., 5<»U. Hartford Bicycles. SS^JbeTtE’’. tie except the Columbia. $50. $45. $40. $.*«.

POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Coon. Catalogue free from any Columbia dealer; fr/ cam*

from us for cne 2-ceot utamp.

HuMues.w. ftliorth&iul ami typewriting, academic,

and

Van Huron St.,

lankfuatre anti drawing courses; da

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year. Semi t<»r ratal«»tfue.

Chicago, Illinois.

Hoard of directors. Lyman <ia(fe, II. H. KotoUant. Alexander H. Kevell, Harry (J. Selfridge, Franklin II. Head, William L. Brown. Joseph Sear*. Jovial) L. Lombard, Edward l‘>. Butler, hnmuel Fallow*. William K. Page. William K. Mortimer, kt-rdinand W. iVok. .I<din A. Roche,

William Penn Nixon.

Ml \ KLFS K. HAKKF.TT, Snpt. CHICAGO COLLEGE OF LAW LAW DEPARTMENT LAKE FOREST UNIVERSITY. IIOV I. A. MOlitN. II. I».. UK AN Se*Ki"n eueh week day (5ening. Kor information addrr-* Kl.VKli K. HillItKTT, 1.I-. It., MCfY, ft Athenu'Um Building, Chicago.

ELOCUTION,

Physical Culture.

DcIsarte.Dramaiic Art.

Bicycle li'e frentn Preerer. A St. Louis eomecuoner has converted a bicycle into an ice cream freezer, ami mounting his wheel, which of course, is stationary, he easily freezes a seven gallon can of ice creart in twenty rnimies.

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part in the propulsion of the animal

from the very beginning of his motion, i Rone °’^ on th 1 e 1 f n °, f '

and that the breast mufcles, remarkable for their development in the horse, are essential agents in equine

locomotion.

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The devil will not have to use any vinegar in roasting some of the professional pessimists.

The Hon spirit of greed is always seeking to lie down with the lamb, hut

it wants the lamb inside.

What must Jesus Christ think of his bride, the church, carrying on a political flirtation with the saloon keeper, the seducer and destroyer of his chil-

dren?

Sorry Sawyer—From dis day Tired Taggsey an’ me is mortal enemies. He offered an insult to me perfeshunal pride dat I kin never forgive. Weary Walker—Wot wur d>* natur uv de insult? Sorry Sawyer—I wuz sunnin' mese’f on dat board pile, an’ lie asked me if J wuz takin' a sun-bath.—Up-to-Date. I*urfIculsirw Wiontc<f. "Little Binks is going to marry that very tall Miss Hopkins." “Goodness! How did he court her— with a stepladder or a telephone?”— Chicago Record. “Pretty Polly!’’ said the lady. "Can Polly talk?” "Polly," replied the Poston parrot, can converse."—Indi ”«>Hh Journal.

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Competent Instrn I n In every department. Well equipped modern building- A ChriHflan home for young ladle* M* *-t <ti!fur**d »i;r! •Minding*. Write for prospectus* l)K. .MSS. K. IIA It KICK, l*r«*sfc. RACINE FEET Can be Hewed to the leg* <d < iiiltlren's tdo kings, makIug them go4id a* new Just the foot of a stocking, strong cotton, fa-t him k. triple heel and toe; cheaper than darning and give* llvt timeH tin* wear. Sold til* rect to the comniiner. 10 cents per pair or fi pairs for 60 cent*, postpaid. Si/es f> to OS Size.* from 8 to kW,' are suitable for footing ladies' ImHe. Also our Iron Children's Sto»'kingh ’•;<»«' per pan. three pairs for

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ENSIGNS, PATENTS. CLAIMS. JOHN W MORRIS, WASHINGTON, DC. L^te Principal Examiner U. S. Pension Bureau. a \ i* muui o.iiliAmundh.«imis * mnuMtttj Aim ■.

OPIUM

Gerald—We cannot escape, darling but fear nothing. Naught hut death shall part us! (Voice of her father from the rear) - I was afraid you and your young man might not find a minister handy thitime o' night. Matildy. so as Uargor Steenthly was with me when you lit out, I hitched up and brought hitr: along. Drive slower, dar’.er. there’s n<h urry.—U p-to- Date

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