Decatur Democrat, Volume 37, Number 52, Decatur, Adams County, 16 March 1894 — Page 3

! AT.T. JLXaOSXTSIy both in the way it acts, and in the way tt’fi eeld, to Dr. PleriA's Golden Medical Dtooovlong proeeaaion of diaeaaee start from a torpid liver and impure bkxxL Take it, aa you ought, when yon feel the first symptom* (languor, loaeof appetite, duUnres, denraaaion). Aa an apjxitlzing, reefcratlve tonic, to repel diaeaae and WjHa build up the needed flesh and strength, there’s nothdWßW ing to equal it. It rouses every organ into healthful JHEBffIML action, purifies and en rioh< * the blood, brace* up W S 3 Si? ■ t*' e whole system, and roll n atoree health and vigor. U V U Mrs. flmaw Goanairr. of SSf-WSSSfISs bottle* of your ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ and feel quite well and strong J now, ao that 1 am able to „ ■ — 1 do my work without the Mm. Oobdkkt. taut fatigue." Pierced. Cure. The Only Alternative. James Payn tells an amusing story concerning a well-known club In Pall Mall. A member lost his umbrella there, and caused the following notice to bo put up m the entrance hall: “The nobleman who took away an umbrella not his own on such a date is requested to return it." The house committee look umbrage at this statement and summoned the member who had composed it before them. “Why, air,” they said, “should you have supposed that a nobleman had taken your umbrella?" “Well,” he replied, “the first article in the club rules says that ‘This club is composed of noblemen and gentlemen,’ and since the person who stole my umbrella could not have been a gentleman, he must have been a nobleman." I Protection from Lightning. It seems strange that notwithstanding the great ad vance which has been made in- electricity during the last twenty-five years so little progress should have been made in developing a method for protecting buildings from the destructive effects of lightning. The annual loss of property in the United States from lightning alone reaches hundreds of thousands of dollars, to say nothing of the hundreds of lives which are destroyed by the same agency. The lightning rod remains in almost exactly the same primitive state in which it was left by Franklin. There is certainly a promising field here for ambitious electricians. A boy in a sleigh tightly holding on to a clock suggests tifle rapid flight of time. «I Owe My Life To You.” " That is a strong statement, yet exWafatofl actly what Miss vV> P Gertrude Sickler, L. of Wilton, N.J., has written to Mrs. Pinkham. bvXvla she sa y s • — su ff ere< i f terribly fejy SU P" pressed painful menrv strua- ' — a =~**’. tions. Doctors could only keep me from having fits each month by giving me morphine. This continued until I was completely prostrated. “My father at last got me a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, which at once gave me relief. It did what the doo tors could not — cured me. I never have any troable now, and have no dread, of the coming month. I owe my life to you.” *i! Lovely Complexion. j | i;, 1F i j • Pure, Soft, White Skin. | ( > Have you freckles, moth, black-heads, •> < ) blotches, ugly or muddy skin, ecxema, (a () tetter, or any other cutaneous blemish? A < ) Do you want a quick, permanent and ab-a I i solutely infallible cure, FREE OF COST •) <) to introduce it? Something new, pure, (• ( i mild and so harmless a child can use or •) < | drink it with perfect safety. If so, send (e ( i your full Post-office address to •) <g HIM MAGGIE E. MILETTE, <• * ' 131 Vino Street. Cincinnati. Ohio. 9 I ,0 AOKNTS WANTED EVBRYWBBHB. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILED' Swamp-RodCured Me. Confined to Bed for Weeks by Kidney and Liver Complaint. Versailles, Ind. Juno 9, 1&3. Dr.'Kllmer & 00., Binghamton, N. Y. Gentlemon:-My age isalxty-two years. Have lived hero for forty djOTOyiK, years. I had been yffk afflicted for nearly three years with H kidney and liver ■ w:V" MM trouble; at times the pain, in my ajkffijwSlW back were almost beyond endurance Ju and confined me to jflgßfc Wil bed for weeks at a UWMf time - I had noappetite, my stomach afHyyflWWA.* troubled me constantly and I was almost in despair. I w«s Not able to do a day’s work. I tried different doctors and the medicines they recommended for these dist see, but all •to no avail. I chanced to see the advertisement of Swamp-Root. I commenced Uktag it at once and my recovery dates from the first dose, os I improved from the beginning and I am now feeling well and can do a day’s work without feeling pain. M. N. Marshall. At Druggist. SO cent* and $1 .OO Size. -luralld* Guide Io H«UU>"frro-Oonro nation fr» Dr. Kllmer & Co.. - Binghamton, N. Y. lift Bt>y> oor I dm•>' wO.ul m «tl» Stam*,B«>NßotU”« Meodla aud a oamphto of Blo*UtiMhMa»U|«hipp«d au» whoro M • • ■

ONE WITH THE OTHER PROTECTION AND OPPRESSION GO HAND IN HAND. It’s Unsafe for Workingmen In Protected Industries to Express Their Convictions by Means of Petitions — McKinley’s Blunders—Cruelly Oppressive Taxes. Labor la Coerred. Thousand, of petition, have been sent to Congress in favor of the Wilson bill and tens of thousand, against it. After the elections of 1890 and 1892, this fact might seem trtrange to some. If bo, it 1. because they do not understand the present economic situation. They do not realize to what extreme political manufacturer, will go to prevent the loss of the pap that ha. nourished, or rather stimulated them, it takes unusual courage tenable factory employes to sign petitions which are not sanctioned by the bosses. Those who have gone among the “protected" workingmen and have met them in their homes and lodges, say that there arc very few tariff reform backsliders, even during these hard times- -falsely credited to the shadow of the Wilson bill. The workingmen, however, think it bad policy for them to sign tariff reform or free trade petitions, when such action will imperil their positions and bring hardship upon themselves and their families. Besides, they think it unnecessary. They voted twice for radical tariff reform and they now expect Congress to do what it was elected to do. If it does not, they are likely to cast about next fall for a new party that will keep its promises. Mr. B. F. Longstreet tells us, in the Courier of St. Louis, how protectionist oppression is applied in Worcester, Mass. On Jan. 3, Mr. Thomas F. Kennedy succeeded in having resolutions indorsing the Wilson bill adopted by the Central Labor Union of Worcester. These were the resolutions which Congressman J. H. Walker, of Worcester, refused to present to Congress and which were fina.ly presented by Jerry Simpson of Kansas—a man not under the thumb of protected manufacturers, because Medicine Lodge, his home, is not a manufacturing center. Mr. Kennedy, who is a laster in one of the leading shoe houses of Worcester, and who is a sober, steady, intelligent and worthy workingman, expected to lose his position. His employers ‘ laid for him,” but they waited until February, when matters had cooled down, before discharging him. An old man, a war veteran, who was in the thickest of the anti-slavery fight in Kansas, feelling confident that he could secure hundreds of petitions in his shop in favor of the Wilson bill, as being “in the right direction,” he drew up a petition, but upon going to his work that morning he was surprised by the labored etiorts of the men to keep out of his reach. Newspaper reports of his intention had anticipated his arrival at the shop that day, and late in the afternoon he found the explanation to be that the “boss” had passed the word among the m n in this threatening injunction: “Jfou had better keep away from that man with his develish heresies.” He is in daily expectation of his discharge. Mr. Longstreet, who has been active for radical tariff i e orm, says that he has been made to feel the pressure of protection to such an extent that he has sold out his business, and will leave Worcester to locate in a less protected and, therefore, more liberahrSty. It is really a serious matter fur workingmen in protected industries to expness their honest convictions: without the secret ballot, in most States in 1890 and 1892, it is not improbable that we would not know that their honest convictions were for tariff reduction. McKinley Stumble* Over Himself. Sixty-five of Major McKinley’s speeches and addresses have just been printed in one large volume, intended as bait to induce tne next Republican nomination for the Presidency to come his way. Here are a few of the contradictions on the subject of “who pays tariff taxes" as they cccur in McKinley s new book: What, then. Is the tariff? The tariff ... is a tax put upon goods made outside of the United i-tatos and brought Into tbo United States for sale andcunsu up. ion. ... If a man comes to our cities and wants to sell goods to our pdaple on the street ... we say to him, «Blr, you must pay so much Into the city treasury for the prlvile.o of selling goods to onr people hora» Now, why do we do that? We do It to protect our own merchants. Just so our government says to the countries of the old world . . . “If you want to come in and sell to our peopla and make money from our people, you must pay something for the privilege of doing It. ” . . . Now,that is the tariff Ipp. 180, 186; Oct. 29, 1885). We tell every man in America who « ants t-cotland’s pig Iron, if he thinks it Is any better and does not want the American pig Iron—we tell him, it he must have the bcotch, “You must pay for the prlvHega" And In that way we maintain that great Industry (p. 188: Oct. 29, 1885). Under this law (the McKinley bill) the (United States) Government cannot go abroad and buy what It can get at home without paying a duty. The result will be that the Government hereafier will buy more at home and less abroad—and It ought to. (Applause.) (P. 511; April 10, 1891.) They say “the tariff Is a tax." That is a captivating cry. So It Is a tax; but whether It Is burdensome upon the American people depends upon who pays It. If we pay it, »hy should the foreigners object ? Why all these object.ons In England. France, Germany. Canada and Australia against the tariff law of 1890, If the American consumer bears the burdens, and if tbe tariff is only added to the foreign cost which the American consumer pays? It, they pay It. then we do not pay It (p. 570; May 17, 1892). Last year we paid $55,000,000 out of our own pockets to protect whom? To protect the men in the United States who are producing just one-eighth of the amount of our consumotlon of sugar. Now we wipe that out, and It will cost us to pay the bounty just 17.000,000 every twelve months, which furnishes the same protection at very aiucb less cost to tbe consumer. 8o we save $48,000,000 every year »nd leave that vast sum in tbe pockets of ourown people (Applause on the Republican side) (P. 452; May 29. 1890.) - Orwellv Oppressive Taxes. A tax on coal is clearly unnecesary and unjust There was imported into the United States, in the fl cal year 1893, bituminous coal to the amount of 1,090,374 tons, on which a duty of 7S cents was paid, yielding $817,780. Os the.e imports, 999.077 tons were brought tj the Pacific coast, and the tax of three-quarters of a million of d< Hars (8794,058) was an unnecessary t.nl grossly unfair burden on the industries of that part of tho country. The coal could not have bees obtained from the fields of the United States. The sole effect of the tax was to prevent a certain amount of importation in the East, where the tax is The case of the tax on iron d e is very similar. The imports of Iron in 1893 were $77,302 tons, the tax was 75 cento per ton, equivalent to 42.7 per cent. Os this total, 861,660 tons were imported at Philadelphia and Baltimore alone. i The ore oould not have been supplied 1 *■ ' <1

from west of the Alleghenies, for rcasons whlc i wo huvo frequently Htatod, nor from the mines of tho Routh. The lax on it was un unnoeennary and unjust burden on industry. But. as in the case of coal, the tax is prohibitory to extonsivo industries which would Im profitable with untaxed material and are impossible with this tax. Clearly, there is no real protection and there in a great deal of most cruel oppression In any such duties.—N. Y. Times. C'BUadlxu Cosl and Annrxatlon. Senator Teller, who is a mild kind of a Protectionist, is in favor of the annexation of Canada to this country with as little delay ae jxisslble. But if Canada should bo annexed, how could duties be levied upon Canadian lumber, coal, barley, hay, butter, and eggs? How could the farmers of New York, Ohio, and other States on the northern border be protected against a tremendous inundation of these products should trade bo made free by political union? Wo earnestly beg Senator Teller to give consideration to this question. Trade takes no heed of political arrangements. Should Canada no annexed politically its products would compete just as keenly with the products of this country as if reciprocal free trade only should be established with the Dominion. We have no doubt that Senator Teller will assent to this propositi" n: and in such case he. as an annexationist, cannot regard free trade with Canada as a dangerous or even an undesirable thing. On the otfrbr hand, free trade with Canada would tend powerfully to the political end which ne seeks. Ho begins at the wrong end of the business. Free trade with Canada first, and annexation afterward. —Philadelphia Record. What’fi tbe Matter with McKinley? Said Mr. McKinley to the Chicago Lincoln Club, referring to the present session of Congress: “It is a condition where the people's representatives are legislating against tbe interests and opinions of the people. * * * But what else could you expect? They are pledged to reduce the tariff.” Is the joke on Mr. McKinley or the people? It is certainly not on the Democratic party. We are inclined to the belief that Mr. McKinley has made himself the victim of his own satire. The fact that the Democrats are “pledged to reduce the tariff” carries with it the conclusion that they* have become the “people's representatives” because of that pledge. How then can they be legislating “against the interests and opinions of the people”? Either tho people do not know what they want or Mr. McKinley does not know what he is talking about? We never look for logic in a Republican speech under any circumstances, but such palpable inconsistencies at a Chicago club banquet place the orator under su picion of something besides insincerity.—St. Louis Republic. An Infamous Tax. The Ind a-iapolis News (Ind.) says, referring to the report that the Democratic Senators want to amend the Wilson bill by putting a tax < n coal: “We hope not. Those who bilieve the way to reform the tariff is to reform it cannot do better than to make a stand right on.this coil tax. It is an infamous tax. It has no relation to wages. The man who claims it is in the interest of the inicer is a hypocrite of the worst kind.” Tie Chicago Herald (Dem.) also tays: “If the Finance Committee wish to make a proper response to this attempt to McKinleyize the Wilson bill they will leave coal where tbe House left it, on the free list.” Protection Docs Lower Some Prices. The low prices of wool, wheat and cotton are largely the lesult of increased production in Australia, Argentina, India and Egypt. By its policy of discouraging reciprocal trade with the count-ies which are tbe great purchasers of wool, wheat and cotton the Government of the United States has done what it could to raise up competitors in the production of these great staples. The farmers who are now putting EO-cent wheat into elevators in the Western States, and accepting way-down prices for their wool and cottonjare enjoying the fruits of thirty years of the protective policy.—Philadelphia Record. ,> Much to Gain. We have had no Wilson bill yet. The country is still staggering under a higher tariff than that imposed during the war. A few months of actual experience under the Wilson bill will certainly satisfy the people that it is worth a much longer trial, and the longer trial will satisfy them that they have nothing to lose but very much to gain by a still larger installment of commercial and industrial liberty.— Cayuga Chief. Must Be Moss-Covered. This is the way the Courier-Journal puts it: “Conservatives” is the new name for protectionists who have obtained seats in the United States Senate, on the false pretense of being; Democrats and who want to amend the Wilson bill to conform to their ideas. A man whose ideas are more conservative than the Wilson bill’s previsions must be covered with moss. A Pennsylv uiia Affair. The State of Pennsylvania voted against a reduction of the tariff in 1892. Its opinion on that particular point is not the least bit strengthened by emphasis. The present tariff law is peculiarly a Pennsylvania affair. TollH lt. Tersely. The Herald of Albany, N. Y., expresses the desire of the bulk of the Democratic party when it says: “Give us a tariff bill sweetened with free sugar, warmed with the heat of free coal, and welded with tree iron." Push the Wilson Bill. Business still awaits action on the tariff, gentlemen of the Senate. —Boston Herald. A little Senatorial celerity would be a boon indeed to the people just now. —Boston Globe. IT is the plain duty of the Senate to get right down to business and pass the Wilson bill.—Detroit Free Press. The people are watching the Senate, and they want tariff reform, too, as quick as they can get it. —Memphis Ap-peal-Avalanche. The popularity of United States Senators wilt be in exact inverse ratio to the length of their speeches on the tariff.—Chicago Tribune. The Senate wants to hustle up that Wilson bill, and it does not want to inject any protectionism into it. The people have been waiting too long for Democratic reform to be balked at this late day.—lndianapolis Sentinel. The longer the Democrats of the Finance Committee labor over the Wilson bill the more clear does it become that the best thing they can do is to rep rt it to the Senate promptly and su ostantially as it came from the House. —Chicago Herald. The country wants the tariff settled right away, and to delay the passage of the Houce bill through the Senate one hour longer than is necessary fb, decent de iteration will be a crime against the American people worse than that damaging delay that did so much to dbcredit the Senate at th* extra session.—Philadelphia Times.

Doga on rne r(a<*e Track. Horse-racing ban long teen an established and popular pantime and now dog racing is coming to attract some attention. A lad named Willie Ketchum of Ontario was the pioneer in this lino of sport, stys tbe Utica Press. In 1887 he showed his trotr ting-dog broken to harness. It was an lr sh setter, who never left a trot and made half-mile ‘heats against ponies. He was al/e to outspeed almost every pony that was entered against him. His challenge wav against any pony twelve hands or under, or to give any horse twenty seconds, the horse to go a mile and the dog half a mile, tbe horse to draw a quarter of bls own weight. The lad made about 810,000 with his dog In this way. Another boy, named Charley Kirisler, whose home is in Ohio, trained a bulldog to make splendid time on the course, lie was not a success, nowever, because on the occasion of his first race on a fair ground the word go had lust been given when he espied an unfriendly dog t ome distance away and he bolted the track and overhauled the object | of his chase and could not be ) er-; suaded to return till he had whipped 1 him on the spot Young Kinsler gave up tcacblqg bulldogs ana his i next venture was with a cross between a Newfoundland and bloodhound, which developed very good speed. Young Kinsler, however, had the best success with setters, and those ■ that he broke to harness were able to : go at quite a fast clip. He made a | tour of the country fairs and was i everywhere a popular attraction. The business netted him handsome profits and he is spending the present winter in training otherdogs to.draw in harness, single, in pairs, and a four-in-hand. Os course, dog-trotting can be at best but a novelty and a side attraction. The two lads who have gone into it have done immensely well with the enterprise, but it is a field that can be very easily crowded, and too much competition will extinguish the business. Their Own Property. Henry Wolff, in “The Country of the Vosges.” says that the people of the little village of Rufach have a very commonsense notion of keeping their own good things entirely to themselves —even such as elsewhere one would prefer to see used by one’s neighbors. For instance, when they hail set up a brand new gallows on one of the finest hilltops in the neighborhood, as is the custom in Germany, and an adjoining parish begged to be allowed to hang one of its malefactors on it, it is on record that the Rufachers indignantly denied them, protesting that “This gallows is for ourselves, only, and for our children.” Haunted! A haunted house in these practical and nnromantio days is something of a rarity, but an individual haunted with the idea that his ailment is incurable is a personage frequently met with. Disbelief in the ability of medicine to cure is only a mild form of monomania, although in some cases repeated failures to obtain relief from many different sources would almost seem to justify the donbt. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters has demonstrated its ability to overcome dyspepsia, constipation, liver and kidney trouble, malarial complaints and nervousness, and its recorded achievements In the curative line ought at least to warrant its trial by any one troubled with either of the above ailments, even although his previous efforts to obtain remedial aid have been fruitless. Used with pers stence, the Bitters will conquer the most obstinate cases. Cure for a “Black Eye.” There is nothing, says the New York Medical Times, to compare with tho tincture of a strong infusion of capsicum annum mixed with an equal bulk of mucilage of gum arabic and with the addition of a few drops of glycerine. This should be painted all over the bruised surface with a camel'shair pencil and allowed to dry on, a second or third coating being applied as soon as the first is dry. If done as soon as the injury is inflicted, this treatment will invariably prevent the blackening of the bruised tissue. The same remedy has no equal in rheumatic, sore, or stiff neck. HOUSEHOLD TREASURE. Growing Fspatorlty of tbe Oxford Sewing Machines. There is nothing more truly A household treasure than a good sewing machine. To be without itie to be Willfully deprived of the immense advantage of one of the greatest of all inventions. A machine once bought is a perpetual treasure. It demands no wages, occasions no expense or trouble and is always ready without a moment’s notice to render the work of the laborious housewife tenfold more efficient and expeditions. Borno machines combine the best ideas and suggestions which have been so abundantly introduced in this remarkable mechanism. A machine which exhibits in liberal combination all the best features introduced is the Oxford Improved Sowing Machine, made by the Oxford Manufacturing Company, Chicago, description and cut of which can be seen in the advertising columns of this paper. They make high and low arm maohines, with lock-stitch shuttle, running light and quiet These machines have the following important features: Cheapness (ranging from $10.50 upward): perfect, almost self-adjusting and graduated tension; are under control of the operator, and are always positive in their working. They are entirely self-threading in all points.including the shuttle. The needle is self-setting, and the attachments sje quickly and easily placed and fastened. The shuttle has sn easy oscillating motion, causing It to keep its proper place against the race. Their Oxford. Home and Columbia Machines, with attachments, were awarded the medal premium at the World’s Columbian Exposition, Chicago. Never let a friend do thesarfie kindjess for you more than twice. By that time he is tired of doing it, ana disgusted with you for expecting it. CHEAP TOOLS. $4.25 buys the Family Grist Mill: $2 a potato planter; $6.50 a horse hoe cultivator; $2 a corn sheller; $1 a post-hole auger; $12.75 a great fanning mill; $6.i5 a Planet Jr. drill; and other tools, harrows, etc., at lowest prices. If You win C«t Thbt One an«l 8»<1 I* With 5c postage to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Cros e, Wis., you will receive their mammoth seed catalogue free. The use of the wedding ring is first noted in Egypt, when the ring was the emblem of eternity. If You Have a Worming Couoh. or any Lung or Throat trouble, use at once Dr. D. Jayne’s Expectorant, and don’t parley with what may prove to be a dangerous condition. The Boston Transcript cynically remarks that neither a woman nor an Irishman has any pity on a horse's jaw. ■ 8n “Colchctter" Spading Boot ad. la other column. Oranges are now selling cheaper than apples in apple-producing regions. We cannot define It, but there mom to b« *a ’•root of icve' about entry younz l«dy whove oomgloilon hw beta beautified by Glena’a Kulphur

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An Effective Threat. The Queen of Italy is an excellent • musician, whereas King Humbert disi plays but little artistic, taste and has I certainly no ear for music. Os late the Queen has teen compelled to use specj taeles when reading. The first time i her husband, who detests them, saw her wearing a pair, he exclaimed: "Margherita, take those glasses off!” But, as the Queen was in no hurry to obey, the King, having exhausted his i powers of persuasion, at last said! “Margherita, if you don’t put away i those glasses I shall start singing.” The effect of this simple threat was | magical. Rather than submit to tne martyrdom of listening to the false notes of her imperious spouse, the Queen gave way and instantly removed her spectacles. Gold Fish. The gold fish, which is distributed over nearly all parts of the world, is enb of the most interesting members of the finny tribe. It apparently is susceptible to atmospheric changes, and any one who takes the trouble to note its actions in an aquarium will be astonished to find that the healthful little fish is a true prophet in matters : relating to changes in the weather. Wh&n an area of lower temperature with rain or snow is approaching the gob fish remains near the surface of the water, while If clear, sunshiny weather is expected they will almost always be found near the center of the reservoir. Charity. Mrs. Cheapside — Henrietta, they tell me that there is a poor family in Poverty Lane which is actually sufferingforthe necessities of life. Really.it seems as Christian people we should do something for them. Henrietta—lt does indeed, ma: suppose we send our cards. Under the circumstances we may be excused for going so far as that to per.-ons so farremoved from us in the ranks, of society.”—Boston Transcript. The Old and the New. Powerful and large as are the greatest of modern United States warships, 3 they are all of low stature compared with thtf towering structures of sixty or seventy years ago. The United States steamship Pennsylvania, built about 1838, and supposed at the time to be one of the largest warships ever launched, was 220 feet long and 58 broad. She carried 220 guns, and towered aloft with five decks. Her complement of men was 1,400. There Is more C»tarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to bo incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it indurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall s Catarrh Cure, manu. featured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from ten drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY A CO M Toledo, O. tar Sold by Druggist!, 75c. 5 Vaccination Parties In Paris. Vaccination matinees are the fashion just now in Paris, thanks to tbe prevalence of smallpox on the banks of the Seine. A doctor and a calf destitute the accompaniment of 5 o’clock tea, and the company are inoculated direct direct from the animal. On the invitations issued for these parties the traditional "On fera du musique” is replaced bjt the words, 'On vaceinera.” —New York Tribune. HOOD’S Sarsaparilla CURES I glpp IKss Ortencia E. Alien Salem, Mich. “ Liver and Kidney trouble caused me to suffer all but death. Eight weeks I lived on brandy and beef tea. The doctor said he had not a ray of hope for my recovery. I rallied and commenced taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla and from the first felt better. I continued and am now able to assist my mother in her housework. I owe my life to Hood’s Sarsaparilla.’ Obtbhcia E. Allen. HOOD’S CURES. Hood’S Pills core nausea, sick headache, indigestion, biliousness. Sold bv all druggists. Unlike the Dutch Process (21 No AlkaUes 5 —OR— Other Chemicals *re nsed in the preparation of W. BAKER & CO.’S I weakfastCocoa BR seklcA i» ab»«lutely J-V v| P«re and solatble. IM I 11 ***’ "tore than three timet MH I wa E P the of Cocoa mixed -W’[ f ji witb Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and is far more economical, costing lest than one cent a eun. It to delicious, nouriahing, and kabilt Maansn BaH kyCroren ererywltore, V.BAm ftCOUtardMiter. Jfa*

Ths Boy. The boy on the farm will soon be the farmer. It is well that his earlier impressions of the calling to which he belongs will be such as to make him believe there is no place to live on like the farm, instead of believing it to be tho place from which he will escape as soon as he is old enough. Electrics. , There to machine to jog the memory; we forget too much and learn too little. We know what's but forget it at the wrong time. Brain action should be like a flash. There are thousands now suffering Intensely with neuralgia. Let them remember the cure, St Jacobs OIL Its effects are electrical Irate Subscriber—l demand to see the editor. Where Is he? Printer— He's in the loft. The citizens tarred and feathered him last night. I. 8. — Yes, and that's just what I want to see him about. The tar belonged to me and I want the editor to pay for it. Farm Renters May Become Farm Owners If they move to Nebraska before the price < of land climbs out of sight. Write to J. Francis, G. P. and T. A., Burlington Route, Omaha. Neb., for free pamphlet. It lolls all about everything you need to know. It is singular how suddenly the possession of a handsome muffler will convince a man that his throat needs protection. -*• Cough nights? On going to bed fake a dose of Hatch’s Universal Cough Syrup. While one is studying ne should not forget to do some thinking. Shiloh's Consumption Cure Is sold on s guarantee. It cures Incipient Consumption. It Is tl-8 best Cougb Cure. 25 cents, 50 cent* and 11ZO. Envy is one of the most expensive " exercises one can indulge in.

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0 In the first pmr in Which th* Aermotor Co. did gsJvauizing it expended $50,000 in this work, and did not famish t*hauized goods for th* ,*ntire year either. No extra-charge wrs mad* for the goods into which this enormous sum v-*s put. Are you curious to know why this lavish expenditure was made? Are you curious to knowhow the Aenpotcr Co. cam* to make bed-rock, hard-times prices long before hard times aet in? The explanation is this: TbeAermotor Co. foresaw that something.,better than painting-was required and foresaw that hard times were coming. THE AERMOTOR CO. FORESEES, IT LOOKS AREiP. IT ANTICIPATES, IT KNOWS WHAT IS COMING, IT KNOWS WHAT SHOULD BE tORLNG, IT KNOWS IN ADVANCE WHAT IT SHOULD DO. Becans* of this it has an enormous factory, and turns out an enormous quantity of goods, and food poodt. The other fellow is a used-to-be, has been, or have been, bad ho known, but b* didn't know. It is all in the past. His bus iness is in the gone by. Ours is in the present, th* future. His cobs elation is found in th* darkey’s statement: "It's better to be a has-been than a ndper was." After we have done and are doing a tiling and it i? known to be she only thing to do, certain little piping voices are beard saying: "We can do it if you will pay us enough money to do it." Wo the Steel Windmill business, made the mod*! to which the best of our imitators can only hope to remotely approach and m tbelr endeavor to approach it are still weakly experimenting at the expense of the user. But to return to our •normans outlay for galvanizing. Why did we de it? The reason is thia. WE BUILD THE BIST WK KNOW, REGARD. LESS OF €OST» and we believe we know better than anybody. Wa know that Chiu metal, exposed to (be air, will uoA last an lew gaivaniird, but if properly galvanized, will last sevres of years. Barbed wire galvanized will last *JO years, and hr practically as good as new. How long does it last painted* 'But the barbed wire is an eighth of an inch thick, whila semo of th* ste*l used in the vanes of windmills is from a thirtysbeond to • si'xty-fourth of an inch thick, and therefore would last only from a fourth to an eighth as long as the barbed wire, other things being equal, but they are net equal; the rheet metal has holes punched through it and is riveted to thicker and more rigid pieces. Th* vibration of the thin parts at ence rr.icfcs the paint around the rivets, and water at once gets in and rust quickly rats away the thin parts. Some have used galvanized metal and put in black-i vets. This of course A not so good as painting sibce the eut edge of the galvanized metal is exposed and is in no way protected. HF, BUILD FOR THE.\A(JEB. Mb wouldn't se!l yea a poor painted wheel, uwrou* mmle of metal ralvsn. feed before be Inr put together l s ) ou M «“ld pay aa double prlee for It. W* ull d the best we knew, aat ku*w- TKk. Ing » U 'A thinirv kre pr.vek- lually worthless, w« w have eettdag rjacay tn dn with yf - ZrfwEV PjtwlH them. the eerttOM \■‘e'dSSK ax Aer- / fc.JjffWF''"*' motor W7»eri m MASSIF ail > ire tod ut>/w- /> t* ■ f*T, c/ruyt and »' m pur it is*, JjJflr lr* it is than ivnncrsed in me?tod tine and aluminum and left thorn nni»l it bocotnes as hot ar tho motal it and until every rrwcA, era wty, crvrtre, pore and opening of •very tart it fitted, dosed wy> and saturated snth the molten metal and the whole 23 pieces comyosmpthe soetton become soldered and welded topeteer at one piece. then you hart something that it ttreng, enduring and itliabie. Ji is expensive to do, and tmoß doers cannot afford to do it. We keep 40 font ts tint and alunthnun tntHtd front on« yodr't end to another, itd ie* hart business enough »o that wt can affoi d to do it. On* word about th* nature of galvanizing. The silvery white coating which fills every pore and covers every portion of th* Aermotor Wheel, Van* and Tower is lino and aluminum w hen it is first put on, but which, after standing for a time forms, with th* steel, a chemioal combination or alloy which cannot b* melted and is practically indestructible. Th* Sth advertisement in this series win show a 4-Wheel Steel Truck, weighing 175 lb*., which will earry 3 tons, and es which ws use 500 in th* Aermotor Factory. It will be found almost indispensable on any farm or In any warehouse. For 2 copies of this advertisement, which is No. 4in the serie*, end $3.50 cash, . sent after the appearance of adv No. 5. we will deliver f.0.b., Chicago, on* of these Trucks or forward, from branch h*u»es, freight from Chicago added, r Where we can, we shall make liberal offers to accept copies of the** advertisensents in part payment for Windmills, If you have any thought of using a windmill thb year sprite w at once, stating what you will need, whether Pumping or Geared, and if possible we will make you a liberal aftvr. The Aermotor Co. proposes to distribute gWO. CASH, II PEIKKB for the best essays written by the wife, *et> or daughter of a farmer or" n*«r of a windmill, aMwermg the question, ••WHY SHOULD I USE AN AERMOTOR ?• For ceadittem 4 oompetition and amounts and numbers of prises send UeulaM to the Aonsotor (X, Chinee, er to ks branches si Sul Franoiseo, Kansas Qty, Lincoln, Neb., Sioux <3ty, lowa, Minneapolis* Buffalo, or 45 Park Plaue, New York City. Pumping and Geared same prie*. *B Steel, all Qalvanizad-Aftan Completion, delivered free en ears at Chicago and shipped to «ny ona. anywhere, at the following pries*: B-ft. *2O. 12-ft. «DO. lOdt.ti2B.

THE MODERN WAT. « Commend* Itself |b tho wnll-formed. to do pleasantly and eflmctiiiillv what was formerly done in tho onulhst manner and disagreeably a* well. To cleanse tho system and break up cold*, headaches and fevers without unploaaiMif after effects, use Uin delightful liquid 110stive remedy. Hyrup of Figs. The Hhuklehh Suitor—ls you don’t accept mo my death will Ho at vour doorgfbr I will shoot myself here boforqyou. The < 'ool and (Collected Girl -Iflease do ft in the next room instead, Mr. Simpson. The carpet in this one is just new and mamSia will scold terribly if it is spoiled. 1,«1O HIM. POTATOES PER ACRE. This astonishing yield was reported by Abr. Hahn, of Wisconsin, but Salzer’s potatoes always get there. The editor of tho Rural New-Yorker reports a yield of 736 bushels and 8 pounds per acre from one of Salzer’s early potatoes. Above 1,410 bushels are from Salzer’s new seedling Hundredfold. Bis new early potato, Lightning Express, has a record of 803 ousheu per acre. Be offers potatoes as low aa $2.50 a barrel, and the best potato planter in the world for but $2. if You Will Cut Thl* Out and Send It with 6c postage to the John A. Salzer Seed Co.. Ea Crosse, Wis., you will receive free his mammoth potato catalogue and a package of sixteen-day “Get There, Eli," radish. A WOMAN with an ordinarily poor memory will remember every detail of how much money her husband has spent on his relatives in the past ten years. Abraham Lincoln's Storiea. An illustrated book, unmarredby advertising, containing stories an aneodotes told by Abraham Lincoln, many heretofore unpublished, will be sent free to every person sending his or her address to tho Lincoln Tea Co., Fort Wayne, Ind. To-morrow is the day on which idle men work and fools reform. It Pays. It pays to read the papers, especially your own family paper, for often in this way good business opportunities are brought to your attention. For instance. B. F. Johnson £o., of Richmond. Va.. are now advertising, offering paying positions to parties who engage with them, devoting all or any part of their time to their business interests, I» mlghi pay you to write to them. Americans are the best penmen in the world, and the British come next. A SLIGHT COLD, if neglected, often attacks the lungs. Brown’s Bkonchiax, Tbocbbs gives sure and immediate relief. Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cents. Do not force others to bear the burden of your song. FITS! All fit" ■ topped tr «by Dr. Kllre’a Gimt Nervfi Restorer. No tits alter fire day s uxe. Marveli.ua cure*. Tre*ti-e and sLofl trial bort e free to Fit casea. Send t» Dr. Kline. 931 Arch St. Pbila., Pa. Nothing that is true can ever die.

“COLCHESTER” SPADING BOOT. £ ■ 4' W > J yLmw pH -- SFor Farmers, Miners, R. R. hands ami others. X >: The outer or tap iiole extends v the whole length of the i=ole down ,T1 K to the heel, protecting the shank in ditching, di® ging and other work. Best quality throughout. ASK YOUR DEALER. ■lB SHOD rsting from the money and price n. Every ino substi, »rs for fulj ir complete! s and gen. :nd for //• giving in. structiona how to er. derby mail. Postage free. You can get the bes| bargains of dealers who push our shoes. , iWAUPAPERaI V 10x118 for 12x14 for SI.SO S 0 14x16 for 1.75 16x18 for 2.00 Ceils p to match from 25c to 4W- extra. Scud 8c for Sam S pies and full Directions for Hanging. V A SCO VITALE WALL PAPER MEG. CO.. F 250 to 254 S. ( lintou St.. Chicago. F KIDDER 8 PABTmEB.SSSB: mm. 1 rAITP w AN TKD - To sell Beltlwg, AbtN I o n ITEkTe thomasp. sran |*fl I EH I QD. C. No atty » fee until Patent ob- ■ w . w UUa^L WriwjtwtoTMttor-.auKK r. w. N. a * * - Jr >o - 11B * Wbea Writing to Advertiser*, say you saw the Advertisement in this paper. Qj Byrapfriwe Good Dae M imiiiFi n b TTiri ■§» I