Decatur Democrat, Volume 36, Number 52, Decatur, Adams County, 17 March 1893 — Page 7

— Ths pollas-forcs In nil parts of the oonn-I try bow uniform testimony to the grout value of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup m a remedy I for oougb. sold, and incipient consumption. They all emphasise the foot that no ont should bo without it An Harmonious Family. Mrs. Brace—Do you and your husband ever disagree. Mrs. Cbace—No, Indeed, at least my husband never does.—Poole. ■Pho New Breed. Attention is oalled to the new method of malting bread of superior lightness, fineness and wholesomeness without yeast, a receipt for which is glvoif else* where in this paper. Even the best breadmakers will be interested in this. To every reader who will try this and write the result to the Royal Baking Powder Co., 106 Wall street, New York, that company will send in return, free, a copy of the most practical and useful cook book, containing 1,000 receipts for alt kinds of cooking, yet published. Mention this paper. Jt won't take more than one night at the theater to take all the praise out of Christian. Tbbrb are a large number of hygienic physicians who elaim that disease is always the result of a transgression of Nature’s laws. The proprietors of Garfield Tea are both physicians, and have devoted years to teaching the people how to avoid sickness by following Nature's laws. They give away with every package of Garfield Tea a little book which they claim will enable aM persons, if directions are followed, to avoid sickness of all kinds, and to have no need of Garfield Tea or say other medicine. The convicted criminal is never al-l lowed to hurry himself. Ha must taka his time. IRREGULARITY. J* that what troubs 1 < * cs i'hen it’, 1 I \ ) easily and promptly l y S S 7 remedied by Doctoi) LfCO ( ) Pierce’s Pleasant) 7I( £7 < Pellets. They regu,’ 7 I).S I > late the system per-j ) ( 7 \ fectly. Take ond , C / f , for * gentle laxaH z S 7 OT corrective) S X J three for a / , jjf you suffer from Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious At-, tacks, Sick or Bilious Headaches, or any derangement of the liver, stomach, oe bowels, try these little Pellets. They bring a permanent cure. Instead of shocking and weakening the system with violence, like the ordinary pills, they act in a perfectly easy and natural way. They’re the smallest, the easiest to take—and the cheapest, for they’re gttaran/eed to give satisfaction, er your money is returned. You pay only for the good you get — sw hoof t*s^ t kidney liver & Diabetes, • Excessive quantity and high colored urine, La Grippe, Cures the bad after effects of thia trytar epU demfoand restores lost vigor and vitality. Impure Blood, Eczema, scrofula, malaria, pimples, blotches. General Weakness, Constitution all run down, loss of ambition, png a disinclination to all sorts of work. Guarantee—Un contents of Ono Bottle, it rot boa* Wtted, Drugglrti vm refund yon the price paid. At Druggists, 50c. Size, SI.OO Size. ■lnvslMZ Guido to Health” freo-OOMuIUUon free. Da. Kilmer & Co- Binghamton. N. T. »OemColde.ConrUSereThre«t,Orenr,&ftssaoa,Whooping Coogh, BronehiUeoad Asthma. A oartaiacnvofarOentmnptioniattast stages, and • sure relief in advanced stages. Tn at nee. Tea will see the excellent effect after taking the tret done. Sold by dealers everywhere, largo bottloa SO rente and 61.00. S wMpM* Coat *zsh WORLD! SLICKER The HUH BRAND SLICKER It warranted waterproof, and win keep yon dry in tho hardest atonn. The new TOMMEL SLICKER l« a perfect riding coat, and mn the entire adddle. BewaSof Imitations. Don't RAD FI ELD’S FEMALE REGULATOR HZ has proven an Infallible specific for all derangemenu peculiar to the Eg" femafeaex.Buchaschronlo ■ P-'W B womb and ovarian disI fc J B eases. If taken in time it B ■ regulates and promotes ■ B healthy action of all func- ■ /TA in B tlons of the generative organs. Young ladles at the age of puberty, and older ones at the menopause, will find tn ft • healing, soothing tonic. The highest recommendations from prominent physicians and those who have tried It. ▼rite for book‘To Women," mailed free. Bold by all drap&etg. bramixld Emulator Co-, proprietors, Atlanta. Ga. | BIST POLISH IN THE WORLpj| llth°p£ti, E in!mels, and Paints which stain the hands, injure the iron, and burn red. The Rising Sun Stove Polish is Brilliant, Odorless, Durable, and the consumer pays for no tin or glass package with every purchase. HAS AN AMNUAI SALE OF 3,000 TOHS.| I ,

— RUNNING A JIRCU9. The Cost Is Far Beyond the Idea or Moat People. A week's bill in connection with | the running of a circus la by no meana . a small affair. A good traveling circus may consist of any number between seventyfive and 200 men, ail tola. These include "agents in advance”—their very name typifies their mlMion—they go before and prepare the way, have the walls of the town to be visited decorated with posters, and induce shopkeepers to exhibit their bills; press agents, who work the newspapers: excursion agents, who arrange with railroads for excursions, make transportation rates; contracting agents who contract for board, supplies, etc.; riders and drivers, stable grooms, ani-mal-keepers, canvas-men, oropertymen, and wardrobe mistresses. The wages of these people rage from 15' to 1300 per week, the lust figure of course only being paid to a "star” of the first magnitude and in the height of the season. When on the road the salaries paid are much lower, in fact, circus salaries in the majority of case’ are not only remarkably small but very uncertain. Some "stars” refuse to go round with a traveling circus, but only accept engagements at an established, permanent affair. Such sarlarfcs as we are about to quote are only obtained by peonle in the very front rank of their particular line of business. For instance, a flrstrdass bare-back jockey can earn from #250 to S3OO a week. Trapeze performers and acrobats generally form themselves into families ,of threes and fours, and pose as the “So-and-So Family” or "The Other Troupe.” They draw anywhere between SSO and S6OO a week between them. Single performers, as Zazel, and others of equal fame, get from SSO to S3OO apiece, the latter salary having been received by the famous Lu-lu when at the height of her, er rather his, fame. Acrobats, when specially clever, earn from sls a week, and work hard for their money. A good acrobat of the "first water” is a.'ways worth bis wage. The salaries of clowns have not kept pace with those of other performers. for the clowns of to-day is not an esnecially clever or important being. There are some, however, who possess a trained animal which they bring into the arena with them, who can earn up to SIOO a week, but your nowadays wearer of the motley would be glad of a sure fifteen or twenty dollars a week engageokeat in the tenting season. The majority of clowns, however, have to be fairly competent acrobats, evea to earn that small sum. Musicians have plenty of work to do, and can earn as little as $6 or $8 a week, and as much as sls and S3O for doing it Then when the salaries of agents, bill-posters, ticket-sellers, etc., are added up, it soon amounts to another S2OO or SSOO a week. Advertising means anywhere from SSO to $2,000 a week; the animals, too, have to be fed. Thousands of dollars are invested tn traveling circuses. Some of the gilded carriages which carry the band in the procession cost as much as $3,000; indeed the Barnum Show, the Forepaugh Show, aad such circuses as the Waiter L. Main and Sells Bros, have some carriages worth $4,000 each. It will be seen that a good many people have to put their money into the ticket wagon in order to make a circus pay. Properly Introduced. "Fellow-citizens,” exclaimed the chairman of the meeting, whom nobody knew, "1 take great pleasure in introducing to you the distinguished guest whom we have assembled this evening to honor. lam glad it has fallen to my lot to welcome him among us. 1 can assure you that his fame as an incorruptible statesman, an honored public servant, a man of stainless record, of irreproachable private life, of generous impulses and of commanding talents as an orator, diplomat and man of affairs has preceded him. lam no stranger—we are none of us strangers —to his worth, and among those who hold him in high esteem I claim a foremost rank. I honor him for his statesmanship and his devotion to truth. I esteem him for his admirable personal qualities. I respect him for his purity of character, aad 1 may say—in fact, I will say—that I know of no other man whom I rank higher in the possession of the attributes 1 have mentioned. "I repeat that the honor of introducing such a distinguished fellowcitizen to this audience has fallen to me. I esteem it a high privilege. I shall always consider it one of the proudest moments of my life. I shall long look back upon it as an important event in my history. I shall embalm this hour—this occasion—in my memory, and if I should live a thousand years it will always seem as fresh to me as at this moment. 1 rejoice, I say again, to be the medium of introducing to you our illustrious guest whom 1," etc. The the distinguished orator and statesman, the Honorable Mr. Greatman, whom everybody knew, rose and said, — "1 thank you sincerely, my for this kind reception.” JFaxt Talken. The New York Sunday News has j been telling some fairy stories of the rapidity with which certain public men speak. The late Bishop Brooks, it says, spoke at the rate of 250 to 2T5 words a minute; and Bourke Oockran and 001. Fellows often, in addressing a judge or jury, rise to 300 words a minute and more. It is easier to think that this is so than to know it A careful record has been kept in some of Bishop Brooks’ addresses, and he never spoke above 213 words a minute. A flow of 225 words a minute is about the limit of intelligible utterance in English. The writer in the Sunday News says that the late Roscoe Conkling was "a hurricane talker.” The contrary is true. Perhaps the fastest talker in the world is Sarah Bernhardt To hear her one would think that 937 words a minute was vert easy for her. But a French stenographer might tell a different story. —Buffalo Courier. _—. One of the prevalent disorders at ;

The Use of an Enemy. Always keep an enemy on hand, a brisk, hearty, active enemy. Remark I the use of an enemy: I 1. The having of one is proof that yon are somebody. Wishy-washy, I empty, worthless people never have ' enemies. Men who never move, never run against anything; and when a man is thoroughly dead and utterly buried, nothing ever runs against him. 2. An enemy is, to say the least, not partial to you. He will not flatter. He will not exaggerate your virtues. It is very probable that he will slightly magnify your faults. The benefit of that is two-fold. It permits you to know that you have faults and are, therefore, not a monster; and it makes them of such size as to be visible and manageable. 8. In addition your enemy keeps you wide-awake. He does not let you sleep at your post There are two that always keep watch, namely, the lover and the hater. Your lover watches that you may Bleep. He keeps off noises, excludes light, adjusts surroundings, that nothing may disturb you. Your hater watches that you may not sleep. He stirs you up when you are napping. He keeps your faculties on the alert. Even when he does nothing, he will have put you in such a state of mind that you cannot tell what he will do next 4. He is a detective among your friends. You need to know who your friends are, and who are not, and who are your enemies. When your enemy goes to one who is neither friend nor enemy, and assails you, the indifferent one will have nothing to say or chime in, not because he is your enemy, but because it is so much easier to assent than to oppose, and especially than to refute. But your friend will take up cud gels for you on the instant. He will ■deny everything and insist on proof, and proving is very hard work The Meatachc. The mustache is becoming very fashionable in France. Parisians have been hunting for the origin of the custom of wearing this adornment, and the legend of most popular acceptance just now ascribes it to Spain. At a period after the Moorish Invasion, when the Christian and Moslem population became so mixed that it was so hard to say which were Moors and which Spaniards, the pious Spaniards hit upon the mustache as a means of identification. They permitted the hair on the upper lip to grow, and also a tuft on the under lip, an outline of the cross being thus formed. Thus, say the Parisians, the mustache became a symbol of liberty, equality, and fraternity. jr“»r and 'Wide. Not on this broad continent alone, but tn malarial-breeding tropical regiona, in Gnatemala. Mexico, South the Isthmna of Panama, and elsewhere, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters affords to inhabitants and sojourners protection against malaria The miner, the freshly arrived immigrant, the tiller of the virgin soil newly robbed of its forests by the ax of the pioneer, find in the saperb antifebrile specific a preserver against the pelwnons miasma which in vast districts rich ia natural resources, is yet fertile in disease. It annihilates disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels, fortifies those who use it against rheumatic ailments bred and fostered by outdoor exposure; infuses genial warmth into a frame chilled by a rigorous temperature, and robs Os their power to harm morning and evening mists and vapors laden with hmrtfulneea; strengthens the wedk and conquers indpieut kidney trouble. Origin of “Dirte." The Southern papers are again■dieoueeIng the authorship of the song "Dixie,” without, however, throwing any new light on the subject About ten years years ago the Magazine of American History declared that the song originated in the North, and had no reference to Mason and Dixon’s line, bat was eung by a lot of New Jersey negroes, who were sold into the far South. They had belonged to a man naked Dixie, and they naturally improvised a refrain about him. General Longstreet eays the song originated with a number of Southern cadets at West Point And it te also claimed that it was composed for Dan Bryant’s minstrels in 1860. How'i Thh? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo. O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last fifteen years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation* made by their firm. West <fc Tbuax, Wholesale Druggiste, Toledo, O. Waldino, Kinkin & Mabvix, Wholesale Druggsta, Toledo, O. all’s Catarrh Cure is taken InternsJly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price Z&o per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. The Bibliomaniac. “You have a fine library. I suppose you read a great deal?” . "No, I don’t. It takes all my time making the money to pay for these books.”—Puck. -Still Bright and Booming. Many bright and useful publications eome found to us annually, and the sight of them Isas refreshing and welcome as the faces of friends on New Year’s Day. Friends' faoes are kept in remembrance; good books for reference, inasmuch as they lead and teach us what is to be dons in many painful straits, tine such publication, always foremost. is before us. brimful of sound advice and the raciest bits of fun. original and copyrighted, from the pens of such noted humorists as Bill Nye, Opie P. Read, Dan-bury'News-Man, and others. It is a free gift of the season at the druggists' counter, and will be sought for as the highly popular St. Jaeobs Oil Family Almanac and Book of Health and Humor. 1893. The work differs somewhat from its former editions, but is none the lass attractive, and in many of its features is the superior of former numbers. One special feature is the "Offer of One Hundred Dollars." open to all contestants, the details of which a perusal of the book will more fully give. The almanac is sent forth by The Charles A. Vogeler Company. Baltimore. Md., proprietors of some of the best known and most reliable medicinal preparations. A copy will be mailed to any address on receipt of aH-cent stamp by the above firm. In Death. The custom is universal in Madrid of closing one of the two outer dbors of the house when a person dies. This door is ! kept closed for a novena, or period of nine days. A Clean, Nioe-Ftttlng Collar Is what every nest housewife desires for the male members of hey household; tnis. however, Is not at all times so easily obtained when dependence is placed on the ordinary means of securing it. but those who wear the "Linene" collars and cuffs are absolutely free from the annoyances arising from the defective work in the laundry. The advertisement of Reversible Collar Company in another column of this issue will enable those who desire something nice in the way of collars and cuffs to obtain a sample of the "Linene* goods aad to test their merits. Those who try them usually continue to wear them. Big Heads. Big heads do not always indicate intellect Professor Virchow, the German scientist points out that the Greeks,one of the most intellectual of nations, are one of the smallest headed of races. IriN Nbrd or a Rkmedt for a Sore Throat or a Bad Cough or Cold, use promptly Dr. Jayne’s Expectorant, a useful medicine to Pork Is so high that in tmttatlnn nf I ham gravy hat appeared |

'■ "inf r The New Bread. ROYAL unfermented bread, made without yeast, avoiding the { decomposition produced in the flour by yeast or other baking powder; peptic, palatable and most healthful; may be eaten warm and fresh without discomfort, which is not true of bread made in any other way. Can be made only with Royal Baking Powder. Receipt for Making One Loaf. ONE quart flour, i teaspoonful more or less according to the brand salt, half a tcaspoonful sugar, and quality of the flour used. Do a heaping teaspoonfuls Royal Baking not make a stiff dough, like yeast Powder, half medium-sized cold bread. Pour the batter into a boiled potato, and water. Sift to- greased pan, inches, and 4 gether thoroughly flour, salt, sugar, inches deep, filling about half full, and baking powder ; rub in the Tho loaf will rise to fill the pan potato; add sufficient water to mix when baked. Bake in very hot smoothly and rapidly into a stiff oven 45 minutes, placing paper batter, about as soft as for pound- over first 15 minutes baking, to precake; about a pint of water to a- vent crusting too soon on top. Bake quart of flour will be required— at once. Don't mix with milk.

;He Made Allowance. A French journal reports the case of a man who entered a coffee house and sat down near a customer who was reading the morning newspaper which belonged to the establishment. "After you with the paper, if yo« please,” said the new-eomy. The other man nodded assent, and went on reading, but at the end of half an hour had hardly finished the first column. Just as the waiting customer was about snaking a second and perhaps Impatient application, he noticed that the reader had lost one of his organs of sight Hls resentment vanished. "Ah,” Said he, in a low voice, “I am not surprised. The poor man has only one eve, and has to read everything twice over.” Th© OoltimMam Ntamp tn Troubl.. ‘ Ten miles from Asheville is a postoffice known as Candler. Mr. J. B. Henry of ihlsclty sendsageod many letters there, and lately has been using the Columbian stamps. On Thursday he received a letter from his correspondent there saying that the postmaster at Candler had made him pay regular letter postage on every j letter h# (Mr. Henry) had sent with the Columbian stampon it, and compelled him to state Who it was sending letters "wWh those pictures on them for stamps" ■ so be could “have the man indicted.” In vain did Mr. Henry’s correspondent explain and remonstrate. The letters with •the*'Columbian stamps on them were not forthcoming until, as the postmaster saM, “the postage was paid.”— ■Charlottsville, N. C., Observer. -In the Same language. Many great men have written illeg4bly, and it was suspected that this was the reasonithat Judge Briefly cultivated >a hopelessly bad bandwriting. A hint that ought to have bad a good effect was given the Judge by a client who called and found that the lawyer had lefta note for him. The client sat down and studied over the note for a while. He could make nothing out of the hasty scrawL Then he wrote beneath it four or five lines that looked as if they might have been meant' for writing, followed in this sentence in a plain hand: “This is in reply the 15th,” The Teeth. Mach is expected of the use of electricity to deaden sensibility in teeth' that are to be filled or extracted. As to extraction, it is announced that already the use of an aleetrlc current delivered through electrodes containing cotton saturated with cocaine or ether has produced complete local anaesthesia so that

teeth have been extracted witboat pain. A Silkworm’s Thread. The longest continuous fibre known at the present time is that of silk. A cocoon of a well-fed silkworm will often yield a thread 1,000 feet long, and an instance is mentioned in which one has been produced containing 1,295 feet with; out a break. '''■ ’ * Bayonet. The bayonet is so called because it was first used, it is said, near Bayonne. A Basque regiment, having exhausted their ammunition, and being hard pressed, placed long knives in the barrels of their muskets and made the eriginal bayonet charge. I Vote JorJ-lood’s Forty Years In the Ministry Sen IF. & Puffier "Having taken Hood’s Sarsaparilla B months, lam satisfied it is an excellent remedy. For years I have had Rheumatism, afflicting my whole body, bnt especially my right arm from elbow to shoulder, so severe I feared I Should Lose the Use of K. I felt better soon after I began with Seed’s Sarsaparilla, and when I had taken four bottles the rheumatism entirely left me. I have been I a minister of the M. E. church SO years, and ! like many others of sedentary habits have andHOOD’S Sarsaparilla CURES feted with Dyspepsia and Insomnia, but while taking Hood's Sarsaparilla I have had a good appetite, food digested well, I gained several pounds, and sleep better. I vote for Hood's." Rkv. W. R. Purrra. Richford, Vt. HOOD’S PILLS are the beet after-dinner Pllle, assist digestion, cure headache. Do. t ’. ■ DOSES IM CURE, ■ |yro c & , io Cures Consumption, Coughs, Cronp,Sore throat. Sold by ah D ro?r is ‘O™ I , . < ? a i"“’ ,< ’’- For a Lamo Side, Back or Chest PttOUS Floater will give great satuiaoion.-«j cento.

Typical Fire Escapes. Guest —What urecautions have you here in case of fire? Hotel Clerk—We have fire escapes from every floor. All you have to do Is to make your way to one of them and fall off.—New York Weekly. Magnetic Mineral Mnd Baths for Health and Strength. The only place In the world that you can enjoy the luxury and benefits of a Magnetic Mineral Mud Bath, is at tbe celebrated Indiana Mineral Springs, Warren County, Indiana, it is Nature’s natural remedy for the treatment of the worst forms of rheumatism, kidney, and liver trouble, skin and blood diseases. A $150,000.00 hotel and bath house, steamheated, electric lighted, all modern improvements, furnish the best accommodations. In point of cost, you will be better and more satisfactorily taken care of with the absolute certainty of deriving greater physical benefit that you can get elewhere in this country. Located on the main lineot the Wabash Railroad, Warren County, Ind. Send to F. Chandler, General Passenger Agent, St Louis, Mo., for beautifully illustrated printed matter, which tells you all about it It Won’t Succed. Socialism will never be a success; because no man ever thinks he is attained his proper position in society until he has somebody to look down npon.—Puck. A Grand Entertainment Consisting of Dramatic and Humorous Recitations, Plays, ete.. can easily be given by home talent, with a copy of Garrett’s famous “109 Choice Selections.” costing only 38 cents. Suitable for Lyceums, Schools. Church Societies, aad Home Theatricals. Sold by booksellers. No. 3S, the latest, is a gem. 240 pages of pathoe, dialect and fun, ineluding two bright new Comedies; all for3B cents, postpaid; or, tbs two Plays. 10 cents. Catalogue tree. P. Gabbktt A 00., Philadelphia, P«. (Estabiisked 1565.) Many a broadcloth husband owes bis position to the fact of his •marrying a gingham gtat Throe BottlM «T Swamp-Boot Trodueea a Positive Core. I had inflammation of the bladder and kidneys, with intense pain in my back and a frequent desire to pass water, which was highly colored and full of sediment Physicians pronounced my case chronic kidney troubles and staled I was beyond cure. Jacob Oswalt. Knightsville, Ind. Thk pinite considers himself a sea king. The detective is generally seek-ing also.

ALL THE SAME, ALWAYS. sprains. rZfebS-ll bruises. Mt. Pleasant, Texas, Pittsburg, Pa., June2o,lßßß. 302WylieAve.,Jan.29,’87 Suffered 8 months with One of my workmen fell (train of back; could not from a ladder.be sprained walk straight; used two and bruised his arm very bottles -of badly. He used St. Jacobs OU, BHH I ■ St. Jacobs Oil Was cured. No pain in I ■ was cured in four 18 months. g ■ days. M. J. WALLACE. FRANZ X. GOELZ. A PROMPT AND PERMANENT CUREo W. L. DOUGLAS $3.«« SHOE. EZe A sewed shoe that Will not rip; C«M, seamless, smooth inside, R —~75 | , more comfortable, stylish and durable than any other shoe ever sold at the TgT prior. Every rtyle. Equals Custom-made .hoes costing from $4 to $5. Other Specialties as follows: nV $ 4.004 $ $ 2.00i *1.75 I. Fine Sewed Shoea. Fer Boy. and Youths. Rn Po,,< * (ffteww nn nand ' I JlJvFarmrractc, Mg V I V.UU Sewed. JyT $ 2.50, *2.25, iJfcl *2.504*2.00 td tn AM Fer Ladies. 2*oo 75 M1 yfl j For Werkiuc Men. Misses. iZ BEWARE OF FRAUD. IT is A DUTY yon owe your- // . , - , . , . self to get the best value tor I -VjL J Es.— Tq Ask for and lusjst uroji hww- your money. Econoiuizeln your , "• DOUgLAs SllOErs. lootwear by purchasing: W. L. *“■ —■ None genuine without W. 1.. Douglas Shoes, which repre- FE •yw ' Douai as name and Price sent the best value nt the prices F LWs stamped on bottom. Look for advertised, as thousands caa I 2 J s it when you buy. testify. Z <) Lia TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. DO YOU WEAR TBEMi Exclusive sale to shoe dealers and seaeral merchants where no acents. Writeforcata■OEue. If not for sale in your place send direct to Factory, utatinu kind, size and width x rn il Free. BEA LT IFU I. SOUVENIR. Free to any one promising to buy W. L. Douglas Shoes when next purchasing. Address W. L. DOIGLAs, Brockton, Mass. Wgllii 11 IWw 11J11 ii II im «11J

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THE MODERN WAT Commends iteeif to tbe well-formed, to do pleasantly and effectually what was formerly done In the crudest manner and disagreeably aa well. To cieutse the system and break up colds, headaches and fevers without unpleasant after effects, use the delightful liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs. Delusive Hopes. When Capt Cook first visited Tahiti, tbe natives were nslng nails of wood, bone, shell, and stone. When they saw iron nails, they fancied them to be shoots of some very bard wood, and, desirous , of securing such a valuable commodity, they planted them in tbelr gardens. JLocatioiu for Factories. The Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul Railway Company desires to have the raw material on its 6.150 miles of road in Illinois. Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, lowa. Missouri, Minnesota, South Dakota, and North Dakota ntilized. In addition to the vast agricultural resources. its territory comprises forests of hard and soft wood, mines of iron and other metals, coal and other minerals, quarries, clays of all kinds, tanbark, flax, and other products. Water-powers (both river and artesian) are also still available. A number of new factories have been induced to locate—Jargcly through the instrumentality of thti'Company— at enterprising towns on its Unas. As the internet of tho Company is to secure Uie location of industries at places where the surroundings will insure their permanent success, the information furnished a particular industry is pertinent and reliable. The people on the whole Byat< m are one live and thriving community of business men in whose midst it is safe and profitable . to settle. Local capital is being largely invested in local factories, and taken as a whole, tbe country through which the road 1 runs is commanding attention as the coming industrial territory of the United States. I Solid concerns, manufacturers, large or j small, who thoroughly understand their [ business are sought for st suitable points on the road. Individuals or companies wishing to embark capital in Western industry eon find a 1 profitable field. For particulars relative to industrial advantages on tbe line, address Luis Jackson, 1 Indrustrial Commissioner, C.. M. & St. P. > R'y. 160 Adams St, Chicagb, 111. 1 A man is never thoroughly in love so 1 long as he refuse* to make a fool of him--1 self. I Three Thousand Tons of Shine. Morse Bros., of Canton. Mass., made the largest sale of "The Rising Sun Stove Polish" during the year 1892 they have ever made since they began its manufacture, 1 thirty years ago. They sold the enormous 1 quantity of seventy-nine thousand two • hundred and eighty gross, weighing two 1 thousand eight hundred and fifty-five teas, which would load a train of over two hundred cars. ' These figures give some idea of the great ’ popularity and inc- easing sale of "The Bis- ■ Ing Sun Stove Polish.* One car.uot call the upper branch of the English Parliament a peerless body. . “I have been afflicted with an affec- > tion of the Throat from childhood, caused by diphtheria, and have used various reme3 dies, but have never found anything equal ■ to Brown’s Bronchial tbochks.”—jfev. G. ,¥. F. Hampton, Piketon, Ky. Sold only in boxes. It is easier to be a good man than it is , to be a good husband. j The World’s Mammoth Hotel • le the 1.100-room. fire-proof, summer hotel, tbe “GREAT EASTERN,” at St. Lawrenee f avenue and 60th sfreeA Chicago, two blocks > from Midway Plaisance World's Fair en- • trance, and overlooking famous Washington 9 Park. World’s Fair visitors can avoid an- ■ -noyances and extortion of shark! by engaging rooms now at $1.50 a day each person (European) by addressing Copeland TownHouse), 42 Rookery. Chicago. HL Do some people ever talk about any- ( thing except the weather? , Fob indigestion, constipation, sick head- ! ache, weak stomach, disordered liver—take ’ Beecham’s Pills. For sale by all druggists. j Women admire nature until it shows 1 itself in a man. FITS*—AD Fite stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Gr t Nerve Re«to« er. No Fite after first day’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and S 2 00 trial bottle tree to I Fit c—M. Send to Dr. Kline. 931 Arch St.. Phil*, Pa. ? a We -all get fooled ia time.

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