Decatur Democrat, Volume 35, Number 49, Decatur, Adams County, 26 February 1892 — Page 7

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-— TALMAGE’S SERMON. ■ - a«.wCNJENT DISCOURSE DELIV1 1 BRED LAST SUNDAY. I———————1 ——————— Heavenly Congratulations Hla Theme. The Nearneaa of the C.laatlal end theTerrentrlal—Joy In Heaven Over the Repenting of One fllntnl Bout, I r ■ ' ■' Preached in lowa. Dr. Talmage preached last Sunday at Oskaloosa, lowa. Hls text wsih taken , from Luke xv, 7, “likewise joy shall be . In Heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just . persons who need no repentance.” A lost shoep! Nothing can bo more thoroughly lost I kok through the window of tho shepherd's house at night The candles are lighted. The shepherd has just placed his staff against the mantel Ho has taken off his coat, shaken out of it the dust and hung it up. I see by tho candle-light that there are neighbors who have come In. The shepherd, fagged out with the long tramp, sits down on a bench, and the wife and children and tbo neighbors say to him, “Come, now, tell us how you found the poor thing." "Well, ’ he says, “this morning I went out to the yard to look at tho flock. No sooner had I looked over tbo fence than I saw something wrong. The fact was they did not count right Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninetyseven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine—only ninety-nine. McDonald, you know we had a hundred. And I wandered which one was gone, and I began again, and I counted ninety-five, ninety-six, ninetyseven, ninety-eight ninety-nine. Well, I whistled up the dogs, and I started on the fields and across the bridges, and 1 tracked the moors, and I leaped the gullies, but no bleating of the poor thing did 1 hear. I said to myself, ‘The lamb must have fallen into a ditch, or a pack of wolves from the mountain must have torn it to pieces and sucked its life out’ But I could not give It up. You see it was a pet lamb. It was that one with the black spot on tbe right shoulder that used to come and lick my hand as I crossed the field, and somehow I could not give it up. So I went on and on and on until after awhile I heard the dogs bark, and I said, *What’s that?’ Then I hastened to tbe top of the hill, and I looked down and there I saw the poor lamb. It had fallen Into the ditch, and as I came where it was and bent over the ditch and stooped down to lift the poor thing out, I wish you could have seen the loving and imploring and tender way it looked at me. I lifted it out, and it was all covered with the slush and tho mud. It was an awful thing to do, but I lifted'it out, and it was so lame and so weak it could not walk alone, so I threw It over my shoulder and I started homeward, and the condition of the lamb you may judge from the coat which. I have just bung up. But I tramped pn aaid on until it is safe in tho yard, poor thing! Thank God, thank God!” Then the shepherd’s wife spread the table and brought out tbe best faro that tbe cabin could afford, and they sat up very lato that night, and they talked, and they laughed, and they sang, and they ate, and they drank, and they danced, and told over and over and over again the story of the lost sheep that was found. With such tenderness and rusticity of illustration does Christ present the soul’s going off and the soul’s coming back, when he says, “Likewise there is joy in Heaven among tbo angels of God, over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons that need no repentance.” To repent is to feel that you are bad, and to be sorry about it, and to turn over a new leaf, and to pray for forgiveness and help. Just as soon as a man does that, they hear right away of it in Heaven. There are no gossips in glory going around to chatter and laugh when a man falls, but there are many souls in glory who are glad to run about and tel) it when a man is saved. The news goes very quick from gate to gate, and from north wall to south wall, and from east wall to west wall, atad in three minutes every citizen of Heaven has heard of it, for “there is joy in Heaven among the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth. ” . I can very easily understand how thenfl should be joy in Heaven over a Pentecost with 3,000 souls saved in one day—no mystery about that; I can understand how there should be joy in Heaven over the Parish of Schotts, when 400 souls were saved under one sermon of Mr. Livingston; I can understand bow there should be joy in Heaven over the great awakening in the time of Harland Page, when in one year 400,073 souls were brought to (God in the United States; I can understand very easily how there should be joy in Heaven over 500,000 souls converted in 1857, in this country; but mark you, my text announces there is joy in Heaven among the angels of God over one, just one, sinner that repenteth. Some cathedrals have one tower; some cathedrals have two, three, four towers. Did you ever hear them all ring at once? I am told tnat the bell in the cathedral of St Paul rings only on rare occasions, for instance, at the death or tho birth of a king. Have you seen a cathedral with four towers, and have you heard them all strike into one great chime of gladness? Here is a man who is moral. He is an example to a great many professors of religion in some things; bo never did a mean thing in his life; ho pays all his debts, and is a good citizen and a good neighbor, but he says he is not a Christian, ( Some day the Holy Spirit comes into his heart and he sees that he cannot depend upon his morality for salvation. He says: “0 Lord God, I have been depending upon my good works; I find I am a sinner, and I want thy salvation. Lord, for Jesus’ sake, have mercy on me!” And God pardons him, and immediately one of the towers of Heaven strikes a silvery chime, for there are four towers to the heavenly temple. Here is a man whois bad; he knows he is bad, and everybody else knows he is bad, but he is iKt an outcast—far from being an outcast He moves in respectable circles. But one day, bv tho power of the Holy Ghost he rouses up to see his sinfulness and he says: "0 Lord, have mercy! I am a wanderer, and without Thee I perish. Have mercy!” God hears him, and immediately two of the towers of Heaven strike a silvery chime. Bat here is an outcast He was nicked up last night out of the gutter and carried to the police station. He has been in the penitentiary three times, He is covered and soaked with loathsomeness and abomination. Arousing from his debauch, he cries out: “0 God, have mercy on me. Thou who didst pardon the penitent thief, hear me cry for mercy.” And the Lord listens and pardons, and no sooner is the poor wretch pardoned than three of the great towers of Heaven strike up a silvery chime. But here is a waif of the street e She passes under the gaslight, and your soul shudders with a great horror. , No pity for her. No commiseration fdr her. As she passes down the street she hears a song in a midnight mission, and as she listens to that song she hears: AU may coma, whoever wIU, Tbla Man receives poet stoners still. She puts into that harbor; she kneels by the rough bench near tho door; she says: “0 Lord! Thou who didst have ' .m;,

tered foot off the rod hot pavotr\ent of hell." God says, “My daughter, thy sins are forgiven thee; go in peace.” Now all tho tour tours of Heaven strike a silvery chime, and they who pass through tho oclostlal streets say: "What's that? Why, the worst sinner must have been saved. Hear all tbe four tower* ring and ring and ring!” “And there is joy in Heaven among the angels ot God over one sinner that repenteth.” My subject Impresses you, I think, with tbe thought that It is possible for us to augment the happiness of Heaven. People think that souls before the throne are as happy as they can be. I deny it Look at that mother before tho throne of God. When sbe died she left her ton In this world a vagabond. That son repented of his iniquities and camo to God. The roptfl't of that salvation has reached Heaven. Do yon tell me that mother before tho throne ot G„d has not her joy richly augmented? There is many a man4n this bouse to-day who could go out with a torch’and kindle a new bonfire of victory on tho bills of Heaven. If you would this day repent and come to God, the nows of your salvation would reach Heaven, and then, hark! to tho shout of the ransomed. Your little child went away from you into the good land. While she was here you brought her all kinds of beautiful presents. Hometimes you camo homo at nightfall with your pockets full of gifts for her, and no sooner did you put your night key into the latch than she began at you, saying, “Father what have you brought mo?” She is now before the throne of God. Can yob bring her a gift to-day? You may. Co&lng to Christ and repenting of sin, the tidings will go up to the throne of God and your child will hear of it Oh, what a gift for her soul today! She will skip with new gladness on the everlasting hills when she hears of it I was at Sharpsburg daring the war, and one day I saw a sergeant dash past on a lathered horse, the blood dripping from the spurs. I said, “That sergeant must bo goinir on a very important message, he must be carrying a very important disoatch, or he wouldn’t ride like that.” Here are two angels of God flitting through” the house, flitting towards the throne in quick dispatch What is the news? Carrying up the story of souls repentant and forgiven, carrying the news to the throne of God,carrying the news to your kindred whoare forever saved. Oh, “there is joy in Heaven among the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.” And suppose this whole audience should turn to the Lord? Heaven would be filled with doxologies. O Heaven, beat with all thy hammers that the rock may break. O Heaven, strike with all thy gleaming swords that our souls may be free. “I was reading of a king who, after gaining a great victory, said to hisatmy, “No, shooting; let everything be in quiet; no shouting.” But if this hour yohr soul should come to God, nothing could stop tho shouting of tho armies of God before tho throne, for “there is joy in Heaven among the angels of God over one sinper that repenteth." In some families they keep a vacant chair and a vacant plate for the departed, but if in some of your households you kept a vacant chair and a vacant plate for those Who have gone away from you into the next world, the vacant chairs and the vacant plates would outnumber those whjch are occupied. I once said to yon there are no vacant chairs in Heaven, but I recall that Right beside your loved one in that good land there is a vacant chair, not made vacant by death, for death never enters there; it Is a vacant chair for you. Will you take it? Mv subject also impresses me with the idea that Heaven and earth are in close sympathy. People talk of Heaven as though it were a great way off. They say it is hundreds of thousands of miles before yon reach the first star, and then you go hundreds of thousands of miles before you get to the second star, and then it is millions of miles before you reach Heaven. They say Heaven is the center of tho universe and we are on the rim of tho universe. That is not the idea of my text. I think the heart of Heaven beats very close to our world. We measure distances by the time taken to traverse those distances. It used to be a long distance to San Francisco. Many weeks and months were passed could reach that city. Now it is six or seven days. It used to be six weeks before you could voyage from here to Liverpool. Now you can go that distance in six' or seven days. And so I measure the distance between earth and Heaven, and I find it is only a flash. It is one instant here and another instant there. It is very near to-day. Do you not feel the breath of Heaven on your face? Christ says in one place it is not twenty-four hours’ distance, when He says to the penitent thief, “This day, this day, shalt thou be with Me in naradise.” It is not a day, it is not an hour, it is not a minute, it is not a second. Oh, how near Heaven is to earth. By oceanic cable you send a message. As it is expensive to send a message, you compress a great deal of meaning in a few words. Sometimes in two words you can put vast meaning. And it seems tome that the angels of God who carry news from earth’ to Heaven need to take up this hour in regard to your soul, only two words in order to kindle with gladness all the redeemed before the throne, only two words, Father saved, ” “mother saved,” “son saved,” “daughter saved.” And “there Is joy in Heaven among the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.” My subject also Impresses me with the fact that the salvation of the soul is ot vast importance. If you should make $200,000 this year, do yOu suppose that news would be carried to Heaven? It would not boos enough importance or significance to be carried heavenward. If at tho next quadrennial election you are made President of tbe United States, do you suppose that news would be carried to Heaven? Do you suppose that the npws of a revolution tn France or Spain would be carried to Heaven? These things’ are not of enough importance, but there is one item that is sure to be carried. It is the salvation of your soul. It is your repentance before God. The flying hoofs of God's couriers clash through the gates and the news goes from gate to mansion, an from mansion to temple, and from temple to throne, and “aud there is joy in Heaven” among the angels of God over one sinner forgiven. It must be of vast importance to be of any moment in Heaven, your salvation, in that land where gladnesses are the everyday occurrence, in that land where the common stones of the field are jasper and emerald and chrysoprasus and carbuncle and sardonyx. And yet the news of ydur salvation makes joy before the throne of God. You remember years ago, a stage driver in/tho White Mountains became ‘ very reckless. He had a large number of passengers on the stage, and tho stage was drawn by six horses, wild and ungovernable, and lie drove near the precipice, and he drove off, the stage with its precious freight rolling down the embankment, and many wore slain, but few were saved. I suppose when they wrote homo they wrote with congratulation at their rescue. Tho angois of God look down and they see men driving on the edges of great precipices of ruin and danger, drawn by wild, leaping; loaming And ungovernable perils in this life, and if any shall escape before they capslie, do you not suppose the angels of God reijolce, crvlng: “Good, good! Saved

' from sin, saved from death, saved from ’ hell, saved forever!" ' Tho Supreme Court of the United 1 States does not adjourn for anything 1 trilling. It must bo the death of a Cflbl- : not Minister, or tha death of a Prtsi- • dent, or some matter of very great mo- ■ ment. When 1 find all Heaven adjoernI Ing its other joys for this one joy I tnsue 1 up my mind it Is of very groat importance If Heaven can afford to adjourn all other festivities to coiebrato this one tri- ' umph. Do you wonder that so many of these 1 Christian people have toiled night and day in this work of soul-saving, if it is 1 of such vast Importance? Do you wonder that Nettleton and Finley and Bishop Asbury and John Wesley and George Whitefield and Paul and angels and Christ and God stripped themselves tor tho work? Around that one soul circles tbe mist, the fire, the darkness, the joy, , tbo anthem, the walling, tho hallelujah, , and tho woo of God’s universe. If tho ' soul Is saved, then lip comes to trumpet and fingers to harp and hammer to bell and "there is joy among tho angels of God over that one soul forgiven.” For ' such a soul I plead. i Having found in my own experience that this religion Is a comfort and a joy, I stand hero to commend it to yon. In the days of my Infancy I was carried by Christian parents to the house of God, and consecrated in baptism to the . Father, and the Son, and tho Holy Ghost; but that did not save me. In after time I was taught to kneel at the Christian family altar with father and ’ mother and brothers and sisters, the most of them now In glory; but that did 1 not save me. In after time I read Doddridge’s “Rise and Progress” and Baxter’s “Call to the 1 Unconverted,” and all the religious books 1 around my father’s household, but that did not save me. But one day the voice of Christ came into my heart saying, , “Repent, repent; believe, believe,” and I accepted theofferof mercy, and though no . doubt there was more |oy in Heaven over the conversion of other souls because of their far-reaching influence, I verily be--1 Hove when I gave my heart to God there : were some spirits in Heaven the gladder 1 for the deed. "There is joy in Heaven 1 among the angels of God over one sinner ■ that repenteth.” “Turn this day to the i Lord who bought you. Let this whole 1 audience surrender themselves to Jesus Christ If for ten, twenty, fifty years 1 you have not prayed, begin uow to pray. ' “<Jh,” you say, "I can’t pray.” Can I you not asy, "God bo merciful to me, a 1 sinner?” "No,” you say, “I can’t say ; that” Then can you not look to the throne of mercy? "No,” you say, “I ■ can’t look up.” Can von not then give 1 some signal like that which was given by the lad in the hospital? He was sick ' and suffering aud dying, and wanted speedily to go away from all suffering and pain, and he said to his comrades in the hospital, “It is strange to me that , Jesus doesn’t see me when He goes 1 through here nights and takes others to Himself. He goes through here and He doesn’t see me. I must be asleep and He doesn’t know I want to go, “Now, I tell you how I’ll arrange it I’ll go to sleep with my band up, and then when Jesus comes through tbe hos- , pital by night He will see my hand lifted, and He will know by that I want to go , with Him.” So it was done. For that night Jesus went through the hospital and took the suffering lad, and the next morning the nurse passing through the wards of the hospital saw a dead hand lifted braced on one side against the pillow, and the left hand holding the elbow of the right arm. Jesus had seen the signal and answered it Oh, sick soul, wounded soul, dying soul, canstthou not , give some signal? Wilt thou not lift one 1 hand or one prayer? God grant that this day there may be joy in Heaven ; among the angels of God over your soul forgiven 1 A Question of Pronunciation. There are a very few who have not 1 been puzzled how to pronounce some out-of-the-way word which has suddenly ! sprung into common use. A bewildered reader writes to the Boston Herald saying that the pronunciation of Whittier's “Mauld Muller” has long been such a puzzle to him. “ When I was a little ; fellow,” he says, “I pronounced it pho- , netically, of course, Mul-ler. Well, , shortly after I heard a literary gentlc- . men—a judge, too—read the poem at an evening gathering, and I noticed particularly he pronounced Mu-ler. I made a note of it and carried that pro- [ nunciation with confidence for a long ‘ time, until one day in high school the , teacher informed us that the proper pronunciation of that name was ‘Mweler.’ So I changed my colors again and sailed under Mweler for quite awhile, '■ until one day I got into conversation with a young physician, a good German 1 student. ‘Oh, yes,’ said he, ‘I can tell you how to pronounce that name! \Vhenever you see a German word with • two dots over the letter u, it is always pronounced as if immediately followed by an r, thus: “Murj-er, Maud' Muricr." ’ By this time I had lost confidence in 1 every one, and decided to let the young lady severely alone, but the other day I happened to run across a German fresh from the old country, and I said: ‘Do you have anv people over in vour land called Muller ? M-u-l-l-e-r ?’ ‘‘Oh, yes, plenty.’ ‘Well, what do you call them—how do you pronounce it?’ ‘Miller,’ said he, ‘it's a very common name —Miller.’ I thanked him and left, and now if there is another way in which that word can be pronounced I should like to hear it. lam honestly seeking for information.” He Laughed Out He was from the East, and if he was not an ex-detective he had at least a right to be called a philosopher. He was buzzing around the depot with a suspicious-looking young man, and making a great show of a fat wallet, and finally the special officer stepped up to him and said: • “My friend, who is the younjf man?” “I think he’s a pickpocket,” was the prompt reply. “Where are yon going?” “To Chicago, and he has just purchased his ticket for the same point” "If you think he is a suspicions character why do you train in his comany?” “Simply toibeat him.” “How?" “He goes to Chicago because I’m going. He means to pick my wallet between here and there. He had to scrape his pockets to buy the ticket. I have two wallets just alike. About half way to Chicago I shall let him get hold of the one stuffed with paper. He will leave the train at the first station after. He will have no money, find no ■ friends, and be mad enough to bust when he sees my trick. I’m just cracking my sides over the way his chin will drop when ho opens the stolon wallet.” About an hour after, when the train had departed, tho otlicer was surprised to see the joker still hanging around, and this time alone. “Then you didn’t go to Chicago?” “Say," answered the man as he came .doser’, “that chap wasn’t after my money, after all. He simply wanted my watch, and I’ll be hanged if he hasn’t got it! Where’s theOhief of Police,”— Detroit Frte Press.

A Straight Man. A ehap who plumped off the wharf at tho foot ot Randolph street, the other day, was promptly pulled out by three or four men who witnessed the action, and when the victim was safe on the planks one of the men remarked: “Did you fall in?” “No, sir; I jumped in." , “Did you intend to commit suicide ?** “No, sir.” “But you must have been tired of life to take that leap. Tell us your troubles, and perhaps we can assist you.” “Gentlemen, said tho stranger, after swallowing a glass of whisky which a boy had run for, “I’m a man of straight business principles. I’ve jumped off tho docks along here some six or seven times this spring. I’m always sure of being pulled out, of securing a big drink of whisky, and the cash collection runs from 75 cents to $3. “Well, you won’t get no cash out of this crowd,” said one of the men. “I realized that as soon as you pulled me out and I sized yon up,” replied the stranger, “and I may as well add that the whisky you sent for is the poore-st stuff I ever drank. Take it altogether, I’d have made more to faint away or had a fit in a saloon.— Detroit Free Press. In the midst of the black forest, says an Oregon traveler, where the pines rose in close files on either side to a height of 100 feet and more, shrieks ami shouts were heard, and then the lights of a south-bound stage appeared. A chorus of wild songs came from the passengers that filled the inside and top of the coach, and as they reined up in the narrow place and the driver accomplished the delicate feat of passing on that crooked corduroy our Jehu explained that the revelers were gamblers and saloon-keepers, moving from the end of the track over to Siskiyou mountain to establish their dens in anticipation of the legion of workmen soon to follow them. For a small bit of border ruffianism, the scene was satisfactory, and as we caught one another and said “Bret Harte,” a dozen pictures by that matchless writer came up. They were all there—the gentlemen from Siskiyou, the Outcasts ot Poker Flat, Jack Hamlen, the Duchess and the rest, changed slightly to view by these latter-day fashions, but still th'e same as those wild, lost souls that made the old mining camps of ’49 the scene of gay, reckless and terrible deeds. Lady Mandeville, as every one knows, was the beautiful Miss Yznaga, of New York, wljp created a sensation in London , and other foreign cities as the famotis American beauty. She has two twin girls who are as much alike as Girofle and Girofla, and have to wear different colored ribbons that they may be distinguished apart. On one occasion, the Queen, desiring to see Lord Mandeville’s twins, arranged that they should be brought to Windsor Castle. The children were told to be very respectful, to bow low and kiss the Queen’s hands and were thought to beproficien ' in their lessons. But the little lassies were not awed by the presence of royalty—what 4-year-old is ?—and as they ' were presented one rushed to the Queen, put her arms around her neck, and gave her a hearty hug and a kiss. The story goes that the child stood beside Queen Victoria, and, pulling her dress, said; “Say, Queen, won’t you , give me a bun?” Victoria was delighted, and enjoyed the scene more than those who had spent their time in train- > ing the little minxes. On the Way” to Paradise. Let ai hope that the people who habitually disregard their health will reach that desirable place, and avoid the locality which is less desirable as an eternal residence on account of the heat and surroundings generally. But while we tarry in this vale ot tears, why should wo voluntarily endure the tortures of dyspepsia when a systematic use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters will rid us of the atrocious malady which-unless physicians are very much at fault tends to shorten the term of our existence. Heartburn, biliousness, constipation almost always accompany this complaint and are symptomatic of it. These are all extinguished by the Bitters, w >rh also conquers completely malaria, rheumatism, nervousness and debility. Since the appearance of "la srippe" it has shown a singular mastery over this formidable complaint that has carried off so many of our brightest and best. The Zest ot Hunting;. You can never know the zest of hunting or fishing until your dinner depends on your success; you have never attained the sublime in cookery until you have spitted your fish or meat on a freshly peeled stick, rubbed the salt in with your fingers, anil boiled it over a woodland fire, you watching it jealously lest it get ablaze, and all tho time that meat is browning you grow hungrier and hungrier; and every time it sputters in the glow you catch watts of fragrance, until i you feel that you have the capacity of a dozen starving men, and wonder whether a single haunch of venison can supply your wants.—St. Nicholas. Hibernating Birds. A few years ago the owner of a riverside farm in Southern Indiana published a report which seemed to prove that, for a few weeks, birds of certain species are apt to hibernate, like bats and squirrels. A number of laborers had been clearing a patch of wood at tho river shore, and came across several martins or chimney swallows that had taken refuge in a hollow sycamore tree and appeared numb or half dead with cold, buton being brought to a warm room revived and fluttered about the windows as if nothing bad happened.The dlwaKrcettble operation of forcing liquid into the head, and the use of exciting snuffs are being superseded by Ely’s Cream Balm, a cure for Catarrh and colds in the head. I have been a great sufferer from catarrh for ten years: could hardly breathe. Some nights I eouid not sleep. I purchased Ely’s Cream Balm and am using it freely: it is working' a eure surely. I have advised several friends to use it. and with happy results in every case. It is the medioino above all others for catarrh, and it is worth its weight in gold. I thank Ood I have found a remedy I can use with safety and that does nil that is claimed for it—B. W. Sperry. Hartford. Conn. Apply Balm into each nostril. It is Quickly Absorbed. Gives Relief stance. Price 50 cents at Druggists or by maiL ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren St. New York Five colleges and universities now publish daily papers, viz., Yale, Mary,arfl, Michigan, Cornell, and Brown. The Princetonian comes out three times a week, and the Pennsylvanian, of thp University of Pennsylvania,twice a week. COI’GHS AND HOARSENESS.—The irritation which induces coughing Immediately relieved by use of “Bniwn’s Bronchial Trochee.” Sold only to boxes. A New Jersey barber Is not cutting so fine a figure as he did. Ho succeeded in leaving the figure " on the scalp of a customer, and the barber is now in prison reflecting on the ingratitude of mankind. 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Tbe Slßgnattc Mineral Sind Hatha, Given at the Indiana Mineral Springs, Warren County, Indiana, on the Wabash Line, attract more attention to-day than any other health resort in this country. Hundreds of people suffering from rheumatism. kidney trouble, and skin diseases, have been cured within the last year by tbe wonderful magnetic mud nnd mineral wkw baths. If you are suffering with anv of these diseases, investigate this, nature’s own remedy, atonce. The sanitarium buildings. bath-house, water works, and electrie light plant, costing over $150,000, just completed. open all the year round. Write at once tor beautiful illustrated printed matter, containing complete information and reduced railroad rates. Address F. Chandler. General Passenger Agent. 8L Loulz Mo., or H. L. Kramer, General Manager of Indiana Mineral Springs, Indiana. A temporary resident of Dallas, Texas, has had a wide experience. He has traveled for fourteen years, crossed the country from New York to San Francisco, worked hls way through South America and has been a fireman, a policeman, a railroad man, a sport, a drummer, and a soldier. Ho says that the world has used him pretty well so far and that he intends to wander around until he dies. The Only One Ever Printed—Can You Find tbo Word? There is a 3-inch display advertisement in this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true 01 each new one appearing each week from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent” on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you book, beautipull lithoobaphs, OB SAMPLES 7BEZ. There is a very strong dislike to the bat among tha peasants of South Germany. A feeling of disgust and fear takes possession of the farmer who finds bats in his chimney, not only because he believes the creatures will feed upon his pork that hangs in the smoke, but because bats are regarded as unlucky and bring poverty and misfortune. Avon) all Risk with a Stubborn Cough by using at once Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant, a sure remedy for ail Coughs and Colds and well calculated to exert a beneficial influence on the Lungs and Throat. What has become of the old fashioned woman who was always longing for birch beer. — Good Advice.—Usb Hale’s Hosbt or Horehound and Tar for a cough or cold. Bike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one Minute. The only heavy burdens are those we try to carry ourselves. Biggpgjj 388 St. Vitus Danee Cured. VIII San Andreas, Cat, Feb.. 1889. My boy, 13 years old. was so affected by St. Vitus Dance that he could not go to school for two years. Two bottles of Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic restored his health, and he is now attending school again. MICHAEL O’CONNEL. Delhi, Ohio, Feb., 1891 A yenng man, 28 years old, is subject to a rush of blood to the head, especially at the time of the full moon, and be at such times raves and is out of his mind Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic helps him every time. REV. W. SCHOLL. Indianapolis, Ind., I 596 Northwest St.. Oct. 8,1890. f After doctoring four months for nervous trouble and finding no relief, a friend recommended me to try Koenig's Nerve Tonic. I used only two bottles, and I thank God now I am so hearty and well that I can again attend to my business, which is by no means an easy one. L. LKONHABD. A Valuable Book en Nervous LULL Diseases sent free to any aadress, rK V f and poor patients can also obtain I liLblb this medicine free of charge. This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne, Ind;, since 187 S. and is now prepared under his direction by the KOENIC MED. CO., Chicago, 111. Sold by Druggists at SI per Bottle. 6forSs. Tjirvo Size. 81.15. 6 Bottles for 89. WA EIVJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the ' only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAM FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. Kt. MEW YORK. 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